Shroompocalypse Now! ‘Move over Mayans, it’s the day of the truffles’ — ‘Global warming, we are told, has taken its toll on the world’s most fabulous fungus’
'The world didn't end today, but maybe the Mayans gave us a substantial enough portion of apocalypse to sate us for a while. We survived the Mayans, Y2K, Harold Camping, medieval fears of the year 1,000 and the rest. We'll even somehow weather the black truffle scare of 2012. Let's call on the media to make a New Year's resolution for 2013 to stop scaring the public with climate propaganda scare stories'
