Claim: ‘Global warming’ could cause humans to develop webbed feet, cat’s eyes and gills

By: - Climate DepotJanuary 13, 2016 8:48 AM with 1671 comments

Watch: University of Kent paleoanthropologist Dr Matthew Skinner describes how human physical appearance could evolve if melting ice caps cause rising sea levels due to climate change.



PUBLISHED: 19:03 EST, 12 January 2016

Humans may evolve bizarre features such as webbed feet and eyes like cats in response to changing environments, a scientist claims today.

Experts calculated how our physical appearance could change under a number of scenarios, including a ‘water world’ if melting ice caps cause rising sea levels.

They also considered what would happen in a second ice age which could be triggered by an asteroid strike, and if humans colonised other planets.

Dr Matthew Skinner, a paleoanthropologist at the University of Kent, examined the three scenarios and worked with artist Quentin Devine to help visualise how humans could look in the future.

Dr Skinner said some changes – such as webbed feet and hands becoming widespread – could take place very quickly as some humans already have a genetic mutation that produces webbing.


Experts calculated how our physical appearance could change under a number of scenarios, including a 'water world' if melting ice caps cause rising sea levels. They also considered what would happen in a second ice age. These artist's impressions show how women may evolve to develop webbed feet and hands and cat's eyes

Experts calculated how our physical appearance could change under a number of scenarios, including a ‘water world’ if melting ice caps cause rising sea levels. They also considered what would happen in a second ice age. These artist’s impressions show how women may evolve to develop webbed feet and hands and cat’s eyes

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  • LookASquirrel

    Did this happen at the end of the Ice Age or Little Ice Age? Did we develop fur during the Maunder Minimum?

    This “global warming” is producing one of the coldest winters in the UK ever and an impending snow storm. Break out the SPF 30.

    • jnsesq

      That’s why it’s “climate change” now. Don’t worry — they’ll clearly explain everything to us regardless of reality.

      • CB

        “Don’t worry — they’ll clearly explain everything to us regardless of reality.”

        Climate Depot?

        Yeah… that’s what they’re paid to do.

        …although I don’t know why anyone is paying them for stories so ridiculous!

        “Marc Morano is the executive director and chief correspondent of, a project of the Committee for a Constructive Tomorrow (CFACT). Morano is also the Communications Director at CFACT, a conservative think-tank in Washington D.C. that has received funding from ExxonMobil, Chevron, as well as hundreds of thousands of dollars from foundations associated with Richard Mellon Scaife. According to 2011 IRS Forms, Morano was the highest paid staff member with a salary of $150,000 per year. Morano’s blog Climate Depot regularly publishes articles questioning man-made global warming.”

        • TeaPartyGeezer

          “…although I don’t know why anyone is paying them for stories so ridiculous!”

          I don’t know why anyone is paying this ‘scientist’ for stories so ridiculous!

          • CB

            “I don’t know why anyone is paying this ‘scientist’ for stories so ridiculous!”

            lol! What scientist, sweetie?

            How might any scientist have changed Mr. Morano’s well-known dishonesty about the dangerous nature of fossil fuels?


          • TeaPartyGeezer
          • CB

            “If a ‘scientist’ says it, people believe it.”

            Some people do!

            …and some people have been trained by neofascist propaganda that all scientists on Earth are conspiring against them.

            Are all scientists on Earth conspiring against you, Geezer?

            Are the greenhouse gasses produced by burning fossil fuels warming the planet?

            “In the 19th century, scientists realized that gases in the atmosphere cause a “greenhouse effect” which affects the planet’s temperature.”


          • TeaPartyGeezer

            Yes! Some people!
            Gullible people.
            Ignorant people.
            Illogical people.
            Irrational people.

            But you’re not one of them.

            You’re a pretender.
            A neo-fascist propagandist.

            Your main arguments consist of obtuse deception and being gratuitously vile.

          • CB

            “You’re a pretender.”

            I am not!

            The fact that we warm the planet by producing greenhouse gasses really has been known for over a century.

            Do we warm the planet when we produce greenhouse gasses, Geezer?

            …see if you can come up with a coherent reply this time instead of pure projection…

            I know you can do it!

            “In January 1859, Tyndall began studying the radiative properties of various gases… Tyndall’s experiments… showed that molecules of water vapor, carbon dioxide, and ozone are the best absorbers of heat radiation”


          • TeaPartyGeezer

            You’re not a pretender?

            To recap:
            You pretended Morano made up this ‘ridiculous story’ and was paid to lie by ‘BIG OIL,’ quoting a website dedicated to lying about and smearing skeptics.
            You pretended I claimed that Morano was the scientist, then changed the subject.
            You pretended that all skeptics are ‘neo-fascists,’ ‘propagandists,’ and ‘conspiracy theorists,’ then changed the subject, again.
            You pretended to not being a pretender, then changed the subject … again.
            You pretended to not notice the article about the scientist who committed fraud.

            For someone who claims not to be a pretender, you sure do a lot of pretending!

          • CB

            “You pretended Morano made up this ‘ridiculous story'”

            His name is on the article, sweetie!

            …that’s kindof the thing that stands out most as what’s not in debate…

            Can you find me an article on Climate Depot about what’s caused the clear and unambiguous warming that’s been going on for decades now?

            If this weren’t a propaganda outlet, isn’t that something you should be able to do?

            “2015 Unambiguously the Hottest Year on Record… 2015 set the record with 99.996% confidence.”


          • TeaPartyGeezer

            Still pretending that Morano made up the quote?

            I thought you DENIED being a pretender … sweetpea!

            Are you accusing Sarah Knapton, who wrote about the same ‘ridiculous story’ in the Telegraph, of making up the quote?

            How about Julie Sprankles of Bustle?

            How about the authors of all the other articles written about the ridiculous Skinner prediction? There are dozens of them. Morano is only one of many … are all of them liars in the pay of BIG OIL, or is Morano the only one?

          • CB

            “are all of them liars in the pay of BIG OIL, or is Morano the only one?”

            Silly goose!

            All of your propaganda can be traced right back to the same place…

            “Christopher Booker of The Sunday Telegraph”


            “Christopher Booker was a speaker at the Heartland Institute’s 2009 International Conference on Climate Change.”


            “several prominent global warming skeptic organizations are actively working to sow doubt about the facts of global warming… Heartland received more than $675,000 from ExxonMobil from 1997-2006. Heartland also raked in millions from the Koch-funded organization Donors Trust through 2011.”


            Still not getting the picture?

            Is it possible you’re that stupid?

          • TeaPartyGeezer

            Christopher Booker was not the author of the Telegraph article. You know it, I know it. Stop pretending.

            Follow your own link … the story isn’t there.

            As stated earlier, many, many news sites reported on the doofus Skinner predictions.

            You are pretending to be unaware of the widespread coverage of Skinner’s silly AGW predictions of human mutations … after denying that you are a pretender.That is, of course, obtuse deceit.

            Then you continued on to repeat lies/smears about people not even connected to this story … and finished up by calling me stupid. That is, of course, being gratuitously vile.

            You are staying right in character.

          • CB

            “Christopher Booker was not the author of the Telegraph article.”

            lol! Sweetie, what Telegraph article!?

            What in the world are you talking about?

            Who is “Skinner” and what does he have to do with this dishonest propaganda piece?

            “Most climate scientists agree the main cause of the current global warming trend is human expansion of the “greenhouse effect” “


          • TeaPartyGeezer

            … what Telegraph article!?

            What in the world are you talking about?

            Who is “Skinner” and what does he have to do with this dishonest propaganda piece?

            My goodness! Are you admitting defeat? Or are you admitting you have Attention Deficit Disorder? Or are you …

            Still crazy after all these years.

          • CB

            “Are you admitting defeat?”


            I don’t think so!

            Are you blind? Did you miss the question in my question?

            Who is Skinner and what does he have to do with this dishonest propaganda piece?

            You brought it up!

            What was the point of doing so if you aren’t going to explain yourself?

            “The continent of Antarctica has been losing about 134 billion metric tons of ice per year since 2002, while the Greenland ice sheet has been losing an estimated 287 billion metric tons per year.”


          • TeaPartyGeezer

            Who is Skinner and what does he have to do with this dishonest propaganda piece?

            Didn’t read the article, huh?

            Are you a pathological liar?

          • CB

            “Didn’t read the article, huh?”

            Of course not!

            Why would I waste my time doing something like that!?

            Did you verify the claims in the article are true?

            …or did you just believe them without question?

            Is that what you think a true skeptic would do?

            “A new study by researchers at NASA and the University of California, Irvine, finds a rapidly melting section of the West Antarctic Ice Sheet appears to be in an irreversible state of decline, with nothing to stop the glaciers in this area from melting into the sea.”


          • TeaPartyGeezer

            Why would I waste my time doing something like that!?

            Oh, I don’t know … maybe so you know what you’re talking about???

            When most people critique an article, and then calls the author ‘dishonest’ and a ‘propagandist,’ the expectation is that the critic actually read the article.

            Of course, most of the time, the ‘critic’ doesn’t reveal himself to be the dishonest propagandist, himself … who is also a pathological liar.

            But thanks for admitting exactly who and what you really are. I always knew you were a nasty piece of work, but your admission really takes the cake.

          • CB

            “maybe so you know what you’re talking about???”

            I know that Mr. Morano is a liar, and well-known for attempting to mislead the public about the dangerous nature of fossil fuels.

            If he’s not, find me an article he’s written that explains why the planet is warming.

            I’ve already asked you to do that, BTW… Did you bother looking?

            “Carbon dioxide (CO₂) is the primary greenhouse gas emitted through human activities… The main human activity that emits CO₂ is the combustion of fossil fuels”


          • TeaPartyGeezer

            Why should I waste time responding to you … who displays an utter lack of mental ability … or personal ethics?

            You are exposed as a serial liar … amoral and disreputable. Yuck!

          • CB

            “Why should I waste time responding to you”

            Well you want people to believe you, right!?

            You want people to take you seriously, don’t you?

            Assuming this article isn’t a complete fabrication, why is Mr. Morano writing about webbed feet and cat’s eyes instead of much more likely results of climate change?

            Is it possible you lack the mental ability to comprehend deception so obvious, Geezer?

            “the ice caps are melting at their base, caused by warming oceans.”


          • TeaPartyGeezer

            “Assuming this article isn’t a complete fabrication, why is Mr. Morano writing about webbed feet and cat’s eyes …”

            If you’d read the article, you wouldn’t be ‘assuming’ anything.

            YOU’RE the one who has been exposed as a serial liar, here and on numerous other comment threads.

            I caught onto your lack of mental ability AND your lack of personal ethics several years ago … the first time I saw one of your ridiculously fact-free opinions.

            That was the time you tried to tell someone that the reason the Antarctic wasn’t melting down was because it was at the ‘bottom of the world’ and it was ’tilted away from the sun.’

            Your mental and ethical abilities don’t seem to have evolved much since then.

          • CB

            “If you’d read the article, you wouldn’t be ‘assuming’ anything.”

            lol! I actually would, sweetie, because as I have informed you multiple times now, Mr. Morano is well known for being paid by the fossil fuel industry to lie about the dangerous nature of their product.

            Anything he says is more likely to be false than true.

            He has zero credibility.

            Now, why would you eagerly believe someone with zero credibility when your well-being is at stake?

            Are you suicidal, Geezer?

            “Data from NASA’s Grace satellites show that the land ice sheets in both Antarctica and Greenland are losing mass.”


          • TeaPartyGeezer

            Blah blah blah
            Same gibberish you’ve posted 17,000 times.
            Blah blah blah

            “The term, “liar, liar pants on fire” takes on new meaning when dealing with a pathological liar. This person may not be completely rooted in reality, believing the lies they tell, often in an effort to remedy low self esteem.”


          • CB

            “The term, “liar, liar pants on fire” takes on new meaning when dealing with a pathological liar. This person may not be completely rooted in reality”

            Well that describes one of the people in this conversation quite well, Geezer!

            Which one of us does it describe?

            If you lie about a threat to your well-being; if you reject the reality of its existence, does that make it go away?

            “A recent acceleration in ice loss in a previously stable region of Antarctica has been detected by ESA’s ice mission.”


          • TeaPartyGeezer

            “Which one of us does it describe?”

            “CB” is the only one of us who has been repeatedly exposed as a serial liar.

            “CB” is the only one of us who habitually calls everyone else a liar.

            “CB” is the only one of us posting in DISQUS under two different identitities … CBlargh and CBlargh00. Multiple personalities on full display.

            “CB” is the only one of us who once carelessly posted a quote from, and a link to, a well-known skeptic website.
            When I pointed out your ‘error,’ you promptly edited your comment to eliminate the quote and the link. Like a small child caught with chocolate smeared all over your face denying that you ate the chocolate.

            “Pathological liars will lie consistently, which is one thing you can count on––they will lie all the time.”

            So, when “CB” says someone else lies, it is automatically understood to be a lie.

          • PhilJourdan

            She is a one track mind.

          • TeaPartyGeezer

            Did you verify the claims in the article are true?

            Or course I did. I even provided multiple links to prove it.

            The story was written up at multiple news sites … which you would know if you didn’t think that reading them would be a waste of your very precious time.

            And why would you care whether or not I verified a story that you couldn’t be bothered to even read?

            And why am I talking to an admitted pathological liar? Now, THAT is truly a waste of time.

          • Allen Eltor

            The Met Office released a PRESS RELEASE after their #1 climatologist in the world was nearly JAILED and confessed – it hasn’t warmed since 1 9 9 8. (he said 1995 but he was emotionally distraught having been caught fraudulently faking warming for 12 years)

            That in fact since 2 0 0 2 there was slight COOLING. [BBC FEB 2010 Phil Jones Interview]

            ‘Met Office” ”The Recent Pause In Warming”

            July 2013 – Global mean surface temperatures
            rose rapidly from the 1970s, but have been relatively flat over the
            most recent 15 years to 2013.
            This has prompted speculation that human
            induced global warming is no longer happening, or at least will be much
            smaller than predicted. Others maintain that this is a temporary pause
            and that temperatures will again rise at rates seen previously.

            The Met Office Hadley Centre has written three reports that
            address the recent pause in global warming and seek to answer the
            following questions:

            What have been the recent trends in other indicators of climate over this period?

            What are the potential drivers of the current pause?

            How does the recent pause affect our projections of future climate?

            You’re not even in contact with REALITY. You didn’t get the LARGEST PRESS RELEASES in MAGIC GAS CHURCH HISTORY: YOUR HIGH PRIESTHOOD are FAKING WARMING. The REAL temperature is the temp of the RAW DATA POSTED ONLINE BY LAW.

            To stop incidentally, YOUR CHURCH’S ADJUSTMENTS FRAUD.

            ”The scientific community would come down on me in no uncertain terms if I said the world cooled since 1 9 9 8. OK IT HAS but it’s only seven years of data and it isnt statistically signficant.”

            Phil Jones to a fellow climatologist as they laughed at lying to the world in 2 0 0 5

        • TeaPartyGeezer
    • Chet Shean

      It doesn’t matter if it’s cold… The idiots will still blame it on global warming and the good dumb libs will believe it and the money grubbing shysters, making a bundle off the scam, will rubbing their hands together contemplating their fortunes. Just take a look at that boob Al “Gorlione”.

  • Red_Ruffansore

    The story is from eurotards, so they expect to mutate from surrender monkey’s to catfish? Well they have always been bottom feeding layabouts, no surprises here.

    • Carl Rogers

      Looks like to me from what’s going on in Europe that they’re not going to be around long enough to mutate.

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  • Natronic

    Waterworld was such a terrible movie

    • DD More

      Terrible movie, but apparently a great Climate Change Model.

      • jnsesq

        Yep. No data necessary — just import the film and “project.”

    • pepper12

      It was a documentary don’t you know? Just like “Day After Tomorrow”.

  • Mal Reynolds

    What rubbish.

  • Victor Edmund Overbanks


  • John D

    This is the biggest pile of rubbish ever. These Climate Change idiots either have no shame or no brain.

    • Natronic

      As more people are waking up, they are doubling down. Yes this is about the most idiotic thing so far. It’s funny how the ocean levels are rising but Al Gore is buying ocean front Mansions. Maybe he wants to measure the rise himself?

      • JackP32

        These days it’s about the only “rise” he is having. Going to massage parlors don’t help either.

        • daddybdg

          The rise is in the wealth he has accumulated from promoting his religion.

      • Kbuzz

        Still waiting for some brains to evolve. Who writes this crap

        • retiredbobinFla.

          Democrat liberals.

          • diggferkel

            Socialists politicians who want global welfare and their dubious and corrupt “Green” companies. Said politicians also enjoy the lucrative kickback$ from those companies.

          • VendicarDecarian0

            The story comes from the British Daly Mail. A Conservative rag that regularly covers stories on ufo’s and various monsters, and ghosts.

            It is Kook Central, but Republicans love to quote from it’s stories…

          • John

            You know what is worse – we’re reading it.

          • garylee123

            Yeah. The problem is that we laugh at it while greens take it as the truth.

          • diggferkel

            I’ve posted this before but I think the Global Warming scam was inspired by Hitler’s propaganda tactics.


            Never allow the public to cool off
            Never admit a fault or wrong
            Never concede that there may be some good in your enemy
            Never leave room for alternatives
            Never accept blame
            Concentrate on one enemy at a time and blame him for everything that goes wrong
            People will believe a big lie sooner than a little one and if you repeat it frequently enough people will sooner or later believe it.

          • What4now

            Sounds like Obama is following Hitler’s tactics. I think these originally came from Woodrow Wilson’s administration.

          • CB

            “Sounds like Obama is following Hitler’s tactics.”

            That’s what’s known as “projection”.

            You’re attempting to make your own behaviour stick to someone else by fiat.

            While I certainly agree there are similarities between the new fascist right and the nascent National Socialist regime, I would suggest there are clear differences too.

            Goebbels would never have let anything so ridiculous as this article leave the shop!

            “Marc Morano is the executive director and chief correspondent of, a project of the Committee for a Constructive Tomorrow (CFACT). Morano is also the Communications Director at CFACT, a conservative think-tank in Washington D.C. that has received funding from ExxonMobil, Chevron, as well as hundreds of thousands of dollars from foundations associated with Richard Mellon Scaife. According to 2011 IRS Forms, Morano was the highest paid staff member with a salary of $150,000 per year. Morano’s blog Climate Depot regularly publishes articles questioning man-made global warming.”


          • Grumpy Cat

            The projection is all yours, 4sshole.

          • CB

            “The projection is all yours”

            Maybe! Give an example and be specific.

            …then explain how this article changes the fact that we are warming the planet through the emission of greenhouse gasses.

            “Multiple studies published in peer-reviewed scientific journals show that 97 percent or more of actively publishing climate scientists agree: Climate-warming trends over the past century are very likely due to human activities.”


          • Me

            Show where the empirical study is that proves your BS.

          • CB

            “Show where the empirical study is that proves your BS.”

            The first study that proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that we are warming the planet by emitting greenhouse gasses was conducted by someone named Eunice Foote.

            She conducted her study over a century ago.

            You have access to the entire internet.

            How is it possible you haven’t located this information on your own?

            “Overlooked by modern researchers is the work of Eunice Foote, who, three years prior to the start of Tyndall’s laboratory research, conducted similar experiments on absorption of radiant energy by atmospheric gases, such as CO₂ and water vapor. The presentation of her report at a major scientific convention in 1856 was accompanied by speculation that even modest increases in the concentration of CO₂ could result in significant atmospheric warming.”


          • sirlance

            Your would the left considers a ” useful idiot”

          • CB

            “Your would the left considers a ” useful idiot” “

            Someone in this conversation certainly seems to be a useful idiot!

            Who is that person, Lance?

            Remember how we started the conversation with the concept of “projection”?

            What does that word mean?

            “The heat-trapping nature of carbon dioxide and other gases was demonstrated in the mid-19th century”


          • Gary Warren

            Here is a story that was censored in the United States, but takes all the links that CB claims that proves his case, and trashes them all. Everyone. Why? Because the numbers have been cooked by liberals and prejudiced scientists to help them get rich and powerful, that’s why. The numbers have been cooked.

          • dave_ice

            Temperatures that need to be “adjusted”, aren’t accurate in the first place. That is why they manipulate the data.

          • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified


          • Bolliver Bucklenutz
          • derek

            Both. The earth is always changing and we cannot do anything about it.

            I think we are coming out of a little ice age so we are gradually warming but there is a pause so we do not know if it will continue to warm or freeze over again.

            After World War 1, The Italian Alps Glaciers grew and covered most of the Alps. Now that they are receding they are finding remains from World War 1. Of course, this cannot be explained.

          • CB


            True! In most of the world, temperatures will increase, but in some parts, the temperature may actually drop.

            I love how Bolliver links to an article that showcases the fossil fuel industry’s dishonesty… unaware even that’s what he’s doing…

            “As you can see, the cover title has nothing to do with an imminent ice age, it’s about global warming, as we might expect from a 2007 Time magazine… The entire purpose of this myth is to suggest that scientists can’t be trusted”


            Who needs facts, miright?


          • AMERICAN Kafir™✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

            It’s freezing right now in Michigan. Go figure though.. it’s the middle of January. Who woulda thunk it?

          • Erik Stabl
          • Lisa_Belise

            CO2 does NOT trap heat. It absorbs a specific spectrum of IR, and then IMMEDIATELY releases it to OTHER molecules in the air.

          • dave_ice

            Way to go, you are going to silence the alarmists. Haha.

          • dave_ice

            I am on your side, BTW. I just realized you made the Foote comment.

          • greytstuff44

            Excuse me, but has it ever dawned on you that at any given moment, somewhere on this planet, there are (has always been and always will be) volcanoes emitting Co2 and other so called hydro carbon gases into the atmosphere in such immeasurable amounts that if all the automobiles and jet engines ever built and run on fossil fuels where to be operated for the next hundred years perpetually, they still could not even keep up with what the planet is making on its own in just ONE YEAR ALONE?

            I know what your next retort will be, so let me state it for you: “But its the added amount by humans that is doing all the damage.”
            My first answer- Oh really? If you can’t even measure what the Earth is already producing in “greenhouse gases” on any given day for just one year, then how the heck can you know for certain what is normal or abnormal amounts of said gases being produced by man that could contribute to “climate change/ Global warming?
            Unless you can control the Co2 and other hydro carbons being spewed from the Earth itself, or even accurately measure them at all times; then simply keeping man caused Co2 down to a minimum is nothing more than an ill conceived exercise in futility simply because you will never know what the optimal balance of gasses are, and be able to keep them at an IDEAL level!

          • AMERICAN Kafir™✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

            Hi there! Can you please explain to me the nitrogen cycle as it relates to the propagation of plants? Photosynthesis? Transpiration? Can you tell me why plants grow toward the sunlight? Can you tell me what the actual composition of the atmosphere is? (Actually, I’ll give you that one myself… it’s 78%N, 21%O and 1% other.) Of course, you’ll use the internet to get those answers, but hey, at least maybe you’ll learn something and quit posting your drivel for all the world to see. You’re embarrassing yourself. Truly.

          • Joe Mcg

            Now CB you know you can’t cite NASA as a credible source. When corrupt politicians infiltrate the scientific community you no longer have scientists. Once again Scientists do not lie, climatologists lie, climatologists are not scientists.

          • Painter John Fiorentino

            Can you explain what happened to the ‘ice ages’..? Man made global warming..?

          • Curtis

            Oh gawd! And, as far back as the 1940’s, they were attempting to blame the rise of HITLER on global warming. Look it up.

            Now they are blaming the rise of CIA-ISIS on global… er, climate change. Oh yeah, and lack of jobs!!!

            Meanwhile, peer review means more government money. And in other news, you can use Go0gle to debunk this 97 percent bunk. Just do it. Satisfy yourself… no need to “prove” anything to these climate tard fanatics.

            And by the way… why Obama can’t/won’t defeat ISIS – – and here –

          • Curtis

            Oh gawd! And, as far back as the 1940’s, they were attempting to blame the rise of HITLER on global warming. Look it up.

            Now they are blaming the rise of CIA-ISIS on global… er, climate change. Oh yeah, and lack of jobs!!!

            Meanwhile, peer review means more government money. And in other news, you can use Go0gle to debunk this 97 percent bunk. Just do it. Satisfy yourself… no need to “prove” anything to these climate tard fanatics.

            And by the way… why Obama can’t/won’t defeat ISIS – – and here –

          • roccotool

            I regard consensus science as an extremely pernicious development
            that ought to be stopped cold in its tracks. Historically, the claim of
            consensus has been the first refuge of scoundrels; it is a way to avoid
            debate by claiming that the matter is already settled. Whenever you
            hear the consensus of scientists agrees on something or other, reach for
            your wallet, because you’re being had.

            – Michael Crichton

          • peterpool

            100% correct–

          • Joe Mcg

            So preindustrial revolution man caused the earth to warm. I see CB. CB, scientists do not lie, climatologists lie, climatologists are not scientists.

            CB why is CO2 concentrations highest during the coldest times?

          • AMERICAN Kafir™✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

            Plants are dormant. At least in the colder regions.

          • Joe Mcg

            SO you mean that a warmer climate increases plant growth which reduces C02 which decreases plant growth?

          • melvin splash

            co2 does NOT decrease plant growth anywhere, ever..

          • Joe Mcg

            Come on Melvin try to keep up and I will type a little slower for you. It is a cycle, higher levels of C02 spur growth like they are doing now. Eventually we will hit equilibrium and then a decline as C02 decreases due to the larger plant population. All that to say that the earth is constantly changing and will work towards equilibrium.

            Answer the question though, melvin, why is c02 concentrations highest in the coldest times. Hint it has already been answered above.

          • richard

            You got it right, Joe. I design audio(guitar) amps(my son plays), and feedbacks
            are part of design. Negative feedbacks make the sytem more stable. Positive
            feedbacks, even when starting up, always cause the output to swing high to low
            in ac amps, or in dc amps to go to a rail and stay there, if the feedback is big
            enough to affect the output. The plants-CO2 system is a negative feed back
            system, that is inherently stable, although on human time scales is slow.

          • Joe Mcg

            Those who work in one technical field are much more apt to understand others. The increased rain in CA caused by El Nino brings a milder winter to the Northeast. Same energy expended in different locations.

          • ObamaLovesUSAlikeOJLovedNicole

            Agreed. Many if not most climatologists are not scientists but political activists. They should be treated as such.

          • Bolliver Bucklenutz

            I remember in 1976 we were going to run out of fuel and the world was going to freeze over from an ice age, came from the moths of the same idiots

          • greytstuff44

            Oh how right you are there! When I was in school ( 5th grade to be exact) I’ll never forget that we had a traveling educational exhibit come to our school, to teach us that “prominent scientist” where warning of the impending NEW ICE AGE, that we were NOW going into. Their citing of “nuclear testing and man made atmospheric pollution” where to blame.
            Now that would have been 1968, and shortly there after ( about 1969) there was a new push out in D.C. for the U.S and the Soviet Union to enter into a nuclear test ban treaty; which they finally did under Reagan about 1980 something.
            But in the mean time, they were still pushing the “ICE AGE CRAPOLA”, in an attempt to shut down things like de leading gas, Industrial and fossil fuel emissions as well.
            Yeah the EPA ( began by Richard Nixon) was well on their way to solving all those problems, and they did them so well that we now have GLOBAL WARMING!
            So it appears that in the final analysis; THE EPA Is to BLAME for Climate Change.

          • CB

            “I remember in 1976 we were going to run out of fuel and the world was going to freeze over from an ice age, came from the moths of the same idiots”

            The moths of idiots, you say?

            Sweetie, define the word “projection” for me.

            What do you think that word means?

            “There was no scientific consensus in the 1970s that the Earth was headed into an imminent ice age. Indeed, the possibility of anthropogenic warming dominated the peer-reviewed literature even then.”


          • TeaPartyGeezer

            William Connelly co-authored that article. Connelly is the main reason why Wikipedia is unreliable as a source for anything related to climate science. He is infamous for re-writing history. He is … your kind of guy.

            I spent some time studying that article and researching some of the referenced papers. They do not say what the authors claim.

            One of the papers they used to confirm their story was authored by a well-known skeptic who conducted an informal survey of 24 scientists and found a slight majority of them subscribed to the global warming theory vs. global cooling. Connelly and Co counted that as one of the overwhelming ‘consensus’ papers for warming. Shameless propaganda all the way.

            You copied the opening sentences to that article. You didn’t read any further, let alone research it to verify its accuracy.

            They put the main talking point on top of the article, cuz they knew that’s all most of you pretenders were looking for … a clear, concise statement that you could parrot, and say it came from a ‘peer-reviewed, published paper.’ More deception and unscrupulous behavior from the world of AGWers , and another reason why people don’t trust anything described as ‘peer-reviewed and published.’

            More pretend science … from the Great Pretender.

          • Allen Eltor

            ‘Projection’ is defined as YOU claiming TYPOS make a difference because YOU CLAIM the do.

            The way you claim the SKY is a BIG MAGIC HEATER.

            That REDUCING TOTAL ENERGY to a light warmed object and subsequently

            DISTRIBUTING the REDUCED energy to be EMITTED from a LARGER, COLDER, total MASS,

            isn’t the DEFINITION of C O O L I N G
            but is ACTUALLY the definition of ”A BIG old HEATER in the SKY! Ya’W”

          • Bolliver Bucklenutz

            Well country bumkin, it is what it is a prognosis, an estimate or a better way to put it, a guessing game no facts involved just guessing using present data just like they guessed that we would be in an ice age today and now they are guessing the we will be melting tomarrow … the mouths of idiots !

          • Joe McCarthy was right

            Hey Chicken Little, where were you in the 1970’s when these same idiots were spouting GLOBAL COOLING?

          • C. D. Carney

            Impossible that .04% of 1% of the entire atmosphere can raise temperatures so high. Remember we’re talking about a 1 degree Celsius change as somehow being responsible for the melting of the entire polar ice cap but then it’s not really shrinking as much as getting thicker because that too is from global warming. I just don’t believe that every single fluke of weather from this warm winter to the colder winters being the act of global warming/climate change/whatever buzz word data picking scientists come up with next. 97% of scientists can read the work of “climatologists” and decide they agree with the data provided but that doesn’t mean 97% of scientists are experts in the field of weather! And please explain to me how “tricking the data” doesn’t mean making it say what you want it to say as the climate-gate email scandal mentioned. Doesn’t the data speak for itself?

          • AMERICAN Kafir™✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

            And we’re still talking about an atmosphere that is 78% nitrogen.

          • Lisa_Belise

            “Mrs. Foote had determined, first, that the action of the rays increases with the density of the air. She has taken two glass cylinders of the same size, containing thermometers. Into one the air was condensed, and from the other air was exhausted. When they were
            of the same temperature the cylinders were placed side by side in the sun, and the thermometers in the condensed air rose more than twenty degrees higher than those in the rarified air. This effect of rarefaction must contribute to produce the feebleness of heating power in the sun’s rays on the summits of lofty mountains. Secondly, the effect of the sun’s rays is greater in moist than in dry air.

            In one cylinder the air was saturated with moisture, in the other dried with chloride of lime; both were placed in the sun, and a difference of about twelve degrees was observed. This high temperature of sunshine in moist air is frequently noticed; for instance, in the intervals between summer showers. The isothermal lines on the earth’s surface are doubtless affected by the moisture of the air giving power to the
            sun, as well as by the temperature of the ocean yielding the moisture. Thirdly, a high effect of the sun’s rays is produced in carbonic acid gas. One receiver being filled with carbonic acid, the other with common air, the temperature of the gas in the sun was raised twenty degrees above that of the air. The receiver containing the gas became very sensibly hotter than the other, and was much longer in cooling. An atmosphere of that gas would give to our earth a much higher temperature; and if there once was, as some suppose, a larger proportion of that gas in the air, an increased temperature must have accompanied it, both from the nature of the gas and the increased density of the atmosphere. Mrs.Foote had also tried the heating effect of the sun’s rays on hydrogen and oxygen, and found the former to be less, the latter more, susceptible to the heating action of sunlight” (Wells, 1857, p. 159-160).”

            She proved MOIST air (water vapor) gets warmer than DRY air
            She proved that CONDENSED air heats more than rarified air
            She proved that “CO2 alone” heats more than “common air”
            She proved that Oxygen heats more than hydrogen.

            What she did NOT prove was that Earth’s atmosphere is like a sealed glass container left in the sun! She did NOT prove that “common air” will heat to enormous degrees like SOLID CO2 will! She certainly did NOT prove “beyond a shadow of a doubt that we are
            warming the planet by emitting greenhouse gasses”.

          • dave_ice

            CO2 only holds heat in a limited spectra. What gives?

          • AMERICAN Kafir™✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

            And forgot the composition of the atmosphere itself. I don’t see that she tested nitrogen.

          • Ignacious

            Cut the spam Lisa. Mrs. Foote is in defeat.

          • Lisa_Belise

            Pointing that out to CB is spam?

          • frank pikul

            and since we have study’s that contradict that…of course they won’t count since they contradict the unestablished theories behind AGW. In all that time since not much testifies to this considering how much the temperatures have yo-yo’d do to more factors that could be counted. Meanwhile the left and everyone else wanting a cut of that pie have had to grasp at boasting about proof by living within a margin of error they had to rig to achieve. You’d think after 150 years – or especially the last 10 years where they decided only consensus establishes the science as settled that they would not only be flawless in their predictions and models but also wouldn’t have to be evasive about their records and not cower away from debate…while you’re citing NASA you should look up how that 97% consensus was established through the worst kind of cherry-picking followed by creating a commercial bandwagon of anyone willing agree…doesn’t matter if they confirmed it in their own practices or not. Reading it on paper sounded good ’nuff. Peer review not necessary and if it was, hell let’s make it up (as several internal audits showed).
            You’re ’empirical’ study only shows the age of the theory and little else – this is something tantamount to a grade school science fair display and does nothing to delve into how it actually affects climate, just that gasses can trap heat – that’s all. You’re arguing we have a full understanding of gravity because an apple fell on Newton’s head and to diverge a little, please not the stark contrast between how the science is practiced in either field.

          • aRareSaneOne

            COULD and WILL are 2 very different things. wise up. 1850’s science sucked. How are your new taxes going to reduce China’s heavy CO2 output? What are you going to do regulate atmospheric water vapor? What warming by man made the last ice age endt?

          • AMERICAN Kafir™✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

            Hi there! Please tell me what gaseous substance plants take in, and what gaseous substance is released during the transpiration process?


          • banjo kid

            she is just as wrong then as now . eunice what a nice name . it has been proven by the warmists own chart that CO2 does not cause warming at all . 18 years and some months we have had no warming at all look it up yourself, seems you are carrying someone’s water,
            maybe Gore?

          • moberndorf

            Utter nonsense. Proven fact: from about 5500 BC to 4000 BC, temperatures were as much as 9 degrees Fahrenheit warmer on average, WAY warmer than today. What caused that, Sparky? Buffalo farts?

          • Billy_Durant


            Like most climate change nuts, you are fixated on one area which may well be true, putting out more CO2 might bump up temps slightly. BUT every model put forward by climate change nazis has proven hopelessly inaccurate, all of them grossly exaggerate the effect that mans activity has and downplay the effects of naturally occurring cycles. Think of a sine wave on an oscilloscope. That up and down wave is the natural pattern of climate change the occurs whether man has an imput or not. Now consider that same sine wave which some fuzzy “noise” added. That is the very small impact that man has, added to the natural cycle. The point is that altering mans activity has almost no impact on the larger trend, and in fact could be counterproductive if for instance man’s imput was to slightly increase temps at a time when the broader natural trend was down. Even “accepted” models within the climate change community generally admit that changing our activity will have little to no measurable impact. The real goal is not to actually affect the climate but to implement redistributive leftist political goals using climate as the excuse.

          • melvin splash

            nice try, but I learned a long time ago..NEVER trust someone named Eunice.

          • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

            you keep losing, bobby

          • albaby2

            How many of these “peer reviewed studies” were sent to anyone other than reviewers the writer knew would agree with his findings? Being published in a “scientific journal” doesn’t carry much weight. You can have studies published in several journals-for a price.

          • roccotool

            NASA, who was caught changing the global temps. Next question?

          • LINER011

            The head of NASA works for Obama. You cannot believe this administration’s numbers on: VA Waiting Times, on Unemployment, nor on Global Temperatures. Adjustments.

          • derek

            I thought they were changing all the temperatures because they found their thermometers were off. And they were fixing the last 50 years of mistakes.

          • C. D. Carney

            Whoops, we were totally wrong on that, back when you thought it was really cool in the winters turns out it was much warmer, you just didn’t notice through all the snow! Let’s just trick the data and bang, global warming.

          • Lisa_Belise
          • derek

            Is that graph with the changes? I notice the recent nose dive.

          • Gary Warren

            Nutcase. Here’s a link that says the climate has been COOLING from NASA for the last six years. But please note, one has to go out of the country to get real news because of the brainwashed liberals in this country that make up the media.

          • Ruth Gauthier

            int the 60’s a major earth quake was going to give beach front property in Bosie Id. in the 70’s we were told to worry about a new ice age coming. The new LIE is warming. There are scientist that say the whole solar system is heating up all planets.
            It’s all lies meant to control the dumbed down sheep. rule of thumb if the “danger” requires you to pay more for less it’s a scam.

          • corn39

            99 percent of scientist used to agree the Earth was the center of the universe to which everything else revolved. When someone would disagree they were labeled a heretic and hung. It used to be settled science that certain races were sub-human and therefore meant to be in bondage.
            It is of the highest levels of arrogance that anyone should claim scientific absolution, yet every generation finds a cause to do just that. Be very cautious of anyone claiming “Settled Science” as they are but propagandist for their point of view wishing only to shut down discovery.

            Human kind owes an immeasurable debt to those few true scientist willing to stand up to the brutal tactics of the to those that would stifle debate and show generations that science is never “settled.” Shame on all would wold claim different.

          • TheJacob

            You are nuts. Seriously. How many people have to come out and say that the data has been skewed? How many have to come out and say getting the dollars for the grants for these studies is a self-propagating engine that only gives birth to lies, absolute lies. Howe many people have to say that it is literally impossible to accurately measure the temperature of the entire planet? How many have to say that the sun’s activities exponentially outweigh any lame efforts by man to alter the weather.

            Al Gore started global warming during an election cycle to help him pander to special interests. He has said so.

            I like it that you throw in the phrase ‘actively publishing climate scientists’ in your 97 percent claim. First, your 97 percent is a lie and secondly, the left is the source of the funding of the vast majority of these climate studies. The truth is – respectable climate scientists want no part of this farce and stay out of the limelight because the amount of ilk that has invaded the scientific process is such a problem that in fact scientific inquiry is successfully being suppressed.

            It’s all about transferring money from those that have to those that are corrupt thieves.

            I assure you that once Obama is out of office – and it will happen – that this type of garbage will disappear from government sites such as this. And, if you want to put forth the notion that what is on a NASA site it credible, well, like I said, just wait until the yoyo in the White House is gone and you will see what I mean.

            Seriously, you have some serious mental health issues stemming from childhood. You probably had a strong dominant parent that you could just not quite please and as you grew you have transferred your hatred born from that situation to all things that are, in your mind, powerful. You have a very strong need to destroy things you perceive as powerful, with no plan or inclination to replace it with anything. In summation, a typical liberal, nothing special really … feckless sums you up, not able to confront personal responsibility one iota, always moody and actually not enjoying your life very much, mostly because you are a freeloader and a hater.

            Sorry, your free session is over. You can get up off the couch now. Have a nice drive home in your Prius.

          • ObamaLovesUSAlikeOJLovedNicole

            Unless you can show you can read Grumpy Cat’s mind, no giving an example is needed. Your “projection” claim crumbles unless you can prove that.

          • spikebu

            You lost me at You’re talking about an entity with unlimited resources, who has shown itself willing to report stories to support its own narrative. If the government wants global warming, the government will create it. We haven’t. Take a gander up at the sky, that’s not commerce.

          • Sabretruthtiger

            We’re NOT warming the planet through GHGs to any significant extent.

            Oh no. You DID NOT just use the debunked 97% consensus did you? HAHAHAAHAHAHAA!


            You now have ZERO credibility. Crawl back underneath the evil, banker-whore rock from whence you came.

          • John

            AGW is a fraud and we all know it.

          • Darth_Ziltoid

            Ok, so what your saying is because someone gets paid by certain companies to do research on the facts and validity climate change, away from the fear mongering, that it is unreliable and manufactured? I find immensely amusing that you use this as your counter point, when the whole industry of climate change is funded by the left government and the banks. How can we trust the validity of climate scientists when the conclusions of their research, if done objectively, could cost them their research grant renewals? Who in their right mind would publish any facts if they contradicted the established conclusion that climate change is the biggest threat to mankind? Maybe think about that before you become a zealot for a cause that has tons of scientific, objectionable counter research that proves otherwise.

          • Sheba3

            Don’t forget being fired or as some what put in jail or being publically shamed for not towing the progressive line

          • roccotool

            Big Government : “Hey, I’ll give you a million dollars if you do a study for the government about global warming. Even more money could come later. Will you do it?”
            Junk Scientist: “Where do I sign?”

          • sodacrackers2

            His salary is a drop in the bucket compared with the trillions brought in by the global warming proponents. The sky is falling; send money!

          • Terje Alnes

            “fascist right” ??
            “All within the state, nothing outside the state, nothing against the state.” – Benito Mussolini. = BIG GOV!
            Big Gov, bigger Gov, and no 1st or 2nd Ammendment, because that is what Big Gov likes.
            Fascism has a lot in common with socialism and the left, and it has nothing in common with conservatives. Even though Stalin made that claim, yet you seems to agree more with Stalins take on this subject.

          • Reggie_Essent

            And how much do you get paid with the taxpayer’s dollars, vermin leftist?

          • roccotool

            You got that from the Far Left blogs and media, desmogblog, dailykos, and mediamatters (not). Therefore your assertion is meaningless.

          • USAPatriotSC

            Repeating a persons comment before replying to it is a Soros/Obama tactic. Science relies on fact, fact is truth. Climate Change is rigged by Liberals who do the polling research Do I care what you say or believe? No! I can do my own research and I have found that you are pushing an agenda: 1) a plan or goal that guides someone’s behavior and that is often kept secret 2) an underlying often ideological plan or program.
            You push something based on computer models only, there is no other scientific facts to back up your bias agenda.

          • Gary Warren

            So Exxon is evil and government is good. What crap. Private is bad and public is good. Nutcases like this one will lead us to a gulag of extermination, and then we won’t be around to worry what our feet will look like.

          • Kevin

            Nice try scumbag, but the “fascist right” not buying into the global warming scam, not wanting my daughter and wife raped and killed by Muzzies, not wanting my son killed by Latino or black bangers, and not wanting to give my hard earned money to you for being the lazy arrogant POS you are is exactly where I wanna be. We’re about to kick you lefties collective-asses, you have awoken the Sleeping Giant, and you know it! Gun sales through the roof, Trump holds a 3 pt lead over Cankles in head to head poll, and that’s before he trashed her in debates, her pending non-indictment by the DoJ will knock her down another 10 pts with the 20% you have to win a majority of…

            You commie f!ckers are about to get your lazy, hippie, homo, Muslim sympathizing, America hating dicks chopped off. And I LOVE watching you come unglued!

          • TheJacob


          • TeachWorldToSing

            Check out how many scientists rejected John Harrison’s Marine Chronometer because of financial ties. Warming Alamists are too tied to politics and academia AND MONEY. Alarmists seldom mention actual temperature degree changes because they are so slight.

          • dave_ice

            Ever notice that alarmists demand details from us, but they can’t give us the temperature details proving AGW?

          • spikebu

            Goebbels? Really? Want to believe it was sarcasm, can’t. You have the “true believer” vibe. Progressives have blamed Conservatives for all of their bad behavior for more than a century in this country. It doesn’t matter. It won’t change the outcome. God still wins.

          • BigKahuna

            You do know that Hitler was a progressive leftie? You know that, don’t you?

          • CarsonChris

            Thank god there’s people like Marc Marano!

          • George Blumel

            It is truly a public service for patriotic Americans to help finance CFACT and other truth-tellers to offset the pseudo-scientists and power-m0ngers in fedgov. Thanks to the foundations dedicated to freedom and prosperity for all for countering the falsehoods of the enviro-whackos.

          • George Blumel

            It is truly a public service for patriotic Americans to help finance CFACT and other truth-tellers to offset the pseudo-scientists and power-m0ngers in fedgov. Thanks to the foundations dedicated to freedom and prosperity for all for countering the falsehoods of the enviro-whackos.

          • Sabretruthtiger

            As opposed to alarmists who receive billions in funding?
            At least Morano sticks to the science.

          • Billy Batson

            Adolf Hitler quotes:
            The most foolish mistake we could possibly make would be to allow the subject races to possess arms. History shows that all conquerors who have allowed the subject races to carry arms have prepared their own downfall by so doing. Indeed, I would go so far as to say that the supply of arms to the underdogs is a sine qua non for the overthrow of any sovereignty.

          • sodacrackers2

            We are not subjects.

          • Ignacious

            The superior Leftists think we are, and amenable to their molding.

          • EdMc

            These statists think you are

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            Obama, H Clinton, and many of the Republican candidates think we are.

          • sodacrackers2

            And may they rot in he double scribble for what they have done to our country.

          • CB

            “Obama, H Clinton, and many of the Republican candidates think we are.”

            Including Republican candidates! Hmmm….

            What about the author of this dishonest propaganda piece?

            Do you think he considers you a subject?

            Were you unaware he is paid by the fossil fuel industry to lie about the dangerous nature of their product?

            Do you think a person like that would have respect for a person like yourself?

            “Marc Morano is the executive director and chief correspondent of, a project of the Committee for a Constructive Tomorrow (CFACT). Morano is also the Communications Director at CFACT, a conservative think-tank in Washington D.C. that has received funding from ExxonMobil, Chevron, as well as hundreds of thousands of dollars from foundations associated with Richard Mellon Scaife. According to 2011 IRS Forms, Morano was the highest paid staff member with a salary of $150,000 per year. Morano’s blog Climate Depot regularly publishes articles questioning man-made global warming.”


          • BigKahuna

            You mean we aren’t growing webbed feet?

            Now I’m just bummed.

          • CB

            “You mean we aren’t growing webbed feet?”

            Some people may be!

            What does that have to do with Mr. Morano being paid by the fossil fuel industry to mislead the public about the dangerous nature of their product?

            “Carbon dioxide (CO₂) is the primary greenhouse gas emitted through human activities… The main human activity that emits CO₂ is the combustion of fossil fuels”


            “Internal fossil fuel industry memos reveal decades of disinformation—a deliberate campaign to deceive the public that continues even today.”


          • Sabretruthtiger

            Haha! You’re as a big an idiot as those pseudo-scientists behind the article.
            1. Morano is not paid by fossil fuels to mislead. PROVE THAT HE IS!
            2. Memos revealing disinfo? No such thing. You must be referring to climategate that proved the alarmists engaged in fraud.
            3. The percentage of human generated CO2 is irrelevant as all the data shows CO2 to have an insignificant effect on climate.

            Give it up CB, you’ve been debunked every time.

          • CB

            “Morano is not paid by fossil fuels to mislead. PROVE THAT HE IS!”


            What would count as proof for a person like yourself?

            “Without greenhouse gases, Earth would be a frozen -18 degrees Celsius (0 degrees Fahrenheit).”


          • Allen Eltor

            What would count as proof is if you take us all through the atmosphere REDUCING ENERGY to EARTH

            and YOU EXPLAIN who and how someone CONVINCED YOU that’s a MAGIC HEATER.

          • CB

            “What would count as proof is if you take us all through the atmosphere REDUCING ENERGY to EARTH”

            You want me to take you through the atmosphere?

            Like in a plane?

            How might that prove anything about the effect of your tailpipe emissions on the temperature of the planet?

            “During the day, the Sun shines through the atmosphere. Earth’s surface warms up in the sunlight. At night, Earth’s surface cools, releasing the heat back into the air. But some of the heat is trapped by the greenhouse gases in the atmosphere. That’s what keeps our Earth a warm and cozy 59 degrees Fahrenheit, on average.”


          • Allen Eltor

            Look! A DEFLECTION from your RELIGION which teaches YOU,

            An atmosphere blocking 20% energy to a SUN WARMED SURFACE,

            to then distribute and EMIT that LESSER ENERGY from a LARGER, COLDER, MASS,

            isn’t the definition of cooling. To YOUR religion that is ”WARMING” .

            reduce energy to a surface and
            subsequently distribute and EMIT that LOWER ENERGY through a LARGER COLDER mass, overall.

            A Magic Heater for D.A.R.E. graduates to sit and ponder while they wonder where to stick their D.A.R.E. sticker LoL!

          • BigKahuna

            I’m in it for the webbed feet. I could care less about your conspiracy theories.

            You are more proof that liberals and global warmists have no sense of humor and are too easily swayed into watermelon belief systems.

          • CB

            “The most foolish mistake we could possibly make would be to allow the subject races to possess arms.”

            …and what does that have to do with the effect of greenhouse gasses on planetary temperature?

            “In the 19th century, scientists realized that gases in the atmosphere cause a “greenhouse effect” which affects the planet’s temperature.”


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          • Billy Batson

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            Quote by Club of Rome: “Now is the time to draw up a master plan for sustainable growth and world development based on global allocation of all resources and a new global economic system. Ten or twenty years form today it will probably be too late.”

            Quote by Club of Rome: “The Earth has cancer and the cancer is Man.”

          • CB

            “Quote by Club of Rome…”

            Uh huh, and is it more likely that there’s been some “Club of Rome” conspiracy that consists of essentially all scientists on Earth for over a century?

            …or is it more likely there’s a conspiracy of a few people over a few decades who are paid by the fossil fuel industry to lie about the dangerous nature of their product?

            “Marc Morano is the executive director and chief correspondent of, a project of the Committee for a Constructive Tomorrow (CFACT). Morano is also the Communications Director at CFACT, a conservative think-tank in Washington D.C. that has received funding from ExxonMobil, Chevron, as well as hundreds of thousands of dollars from foundations associated with Richard Mellon Scaife. According to 2011 IRS Forms, Morano was the highest paid staff member with a salary of $150,000 per year. Morano’s blog Climate Depot regularly publishes articles questioning man-made global warming.”


          • Jimmy Walter

            All scientists? They cannot even produce the list of those that do support this bad science. Please show me the list of all climate scientists and those that still support your claims? The 97% has been shown, over and over, to be a lie!

          • Ben Keller

            Sure. The national academies of science of Australia, Belgium, Brazil, Canada, the Caribbean, the People’s Republic of China, France, Germany, India, Indonesia, Ireland, Italy, Malaysia, New Zealand, Sweden, the UK, Japan, Russia, the U.S, Mexico and South Africa have all literally signed off on anthropogenic climate change. The Network of African Science Academies, and the Polish Academy of Sciences have issued separate statements to the same effect. Professional scientific societies which have formally acknowledged anthropogenic climate change include the American Astronomical Society, American Chemical Society, American Geophysical Union, American Institute of Physics, American Meteorological Society, American Physical Society, American Quaternary Association, Australian Meteorological and Oceanographic Society, Canadian Foundation for Climate and Atmospheric Sciences, Canadian Meteorological and Oceanographic Society, European Academy of Sciences and Arts, European Geosciences Union, European Science Foundation, Geological Society of America, Geological Society of Australia, Geological Society of London-Stratigraphy Commission, InterAcademy Council, International Union of Geodesy and Geophysics, International Union for Quaternary Research, National Association of Geoscience Teachers, National Research Council (US), Royal Meteorological Society, and World Meteorological Organization. Not one scientific body of national or international standing anywhere on Earth disputes anthropogenic climate change.

          • tpen3219

            Can you provide your sources?

          • Ben Keller
          • tpen3219

            Thank you

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          • Jimmy Walter

            Of course, greenhouse gases, of which CO2 is the weakest, always cause the earth to retain heat, a greenhouse effect. But not a catastrophe. In all of the past warm periods have had CO2 LAG global temperatures

          • dave_ice

            You are 100% correct. Edward Bernays, who helped Wilson get the US into WW1, wrote 2 books that Joseph Goebbels used as a way to do his evil. “Crystallizing Public Opinion” 1923, and “Propaganda” 1928 acted as tools for Nazi’s. I suck at putting up links, easy to find info, so look it up if you want.

          • eCharleen

            Well, the earth is flat, so…. start with that.

          • Jackonoff

            Oh Barf. You have too much time on your hands. Paranoid much???

          • pruttmaster

            heres some paranoia for you… “Operation Earnest Voice” … hows work today jackoff?

          • xoxozo

            VERY TRUE!!!

          • Terje Alnes

            and outlaw homeschool and alternatives, which was the plan in Nazi-Germany, and in todays California.

          • Billy Batson

            Adolf Hitler quotes:
            All propaganda must be so popular and on such an intellectual level, that even the most stupid of those toward whom it is directed will understand it… Through clever and constant application of propaganda, people can be made to see paradise as hell, and also the other way around, to consider the most wretched sort of life as paradise.

            Adolf Hitler quotes:
            Terrorism is the best political weapon for nothing drives people harder than a fear of sudden death.

            Adolf Hitler quotes:
            The great masses of the people … will more easily fall victims to a big lie than to a small one.

            Adolf Hitler quotes:
            The government will make use of these powers only insofar as they are essential for carrying out vitally necessary measures…. The separate existence of the federal states will not be done away…. The number of cases in which an internal necessity exists for having recourse to such law is in itself a limited one.

            Adolf Hitler quotes:
            The size of the lie is a definite factor in causing it to be believed, for the vast masses of a nation are in the depths of their hearts more easily deceived than they are consciously and intentionally bad. The primitive simplicity of their minds renders them a more easy prey to a big lie than a small one, for they themselves often tell little lies, but would be ashamed to tell big lies.

            Adolf Hitler quotes:
            In the big lie there is always a certain force of credibility; because the broad masses of a nation are always more easily corrupted in the deeper strata of their emotional nature than consciously or voluntarily; and thus in the primitive simplicity of their minds they more readily fall victims to the big lie than the small lie, since they themselves often tell small lies in little matters but would be ashamed to resort to large-scale falsehoods. It would never come into their heads to fabricate colossal untruths, and they would not believe that others could have the impudence to distort the truth so infamously.

          • pugwis

            Come on! What? Hitler was a German Socrates? Give me a break.

          • Lisa_Belise

            What the crap does Socrates have to do with this? Give US a break

          • 4Dees

            Hmmmmmmm, are you sure Obama didn’t write this???? Sounds just like him.

          • alitlweird .

            Hitler and most of Germany were whacked out on some serious hardcore pharmaceuticals…oh wait…just like America is today.

          • Indymav

            More like religion. Coo coo for cocoa puffs.

          • Toadus

            It’s cuckoo..Ms. Hawking.

          • Indymav

            Old commercial. Different spelling.

          • Crash

            Precisely what I’m doing – this is much funnier entertainment than anything on TV

          • derek

            No they worship it. To them global warming is a religion.

          • richard

            I am agnostic, 74 years old, but lately have
            been thanking our maker about how close we
            came to not dodging the warmmist bullet.

            Consider, “what if”, the “LEFT” actually had
            a climate model that worked, Say in 1985, and
            came up with a plan; a plan that predicted
            a global warming catastrophy, in the near future?
            They would attack fossil fuel use as the culprit.
            Fixate on CO2 as the main player. They would do
            this in the knowledge that a “pause” Was on the
            way. Modern day RAINMAKERS.

            After they had control, there were 3 ways to go;
            1. The climate cools. 2.Stays the same. 3. gets
            hotter. All these outcomes would be good.Cooling,
            stays the same,SUCCESS! Hotter, IT WAS WORSE THAN
            WE THOUGHT!

            A useful analogy comes from our past; The local
            volcano starts rumbling; the shaman predicts an
            eruption unless a pretty virgin is thrown into
            the volcano. The virgin is thrown in; it doesn’t
            matter then what happens; no eruption?? SUCCESS!
            It erupts; IT WAS WORSE THAN WE THOUGHT!! the
            shaman (Al Gore) can’t lose.Need more virgins;
            thelast virgin wasn’t.

            Does this sound familar?? Sportsfans, it almost
            worked!(and it ain’t over).

          • Just my .02

            Meh, not really. It’s good for comedic relief. Pretty funny, actually.

          • BruddahNui

            It’s like funny man. :-}

          • Richard Chauvin Jr.

            It’s entertainment for some of us!

          • Natronic

            It’s like something that is soooo bad you want to turn away but you can’t because you just can’t believe what your seeing. The funny part is they talk about cat eyes. I know no aquatic animal with cat eyes, that’s how stupid it is.

          • roccotool

            My favorite hilarity was when they said Warming caused flying boulders.

          • bill

            I always read the funny pages in the paper!

          • vutsrq

            Only to see how stupid global warming hoax believers are.

          • LINER011

            I enjoyed it. My take is that a few ‘climate scientists’, fueled by beer and guilt, decided to have a contest to see who could make the most ridiculous prediction and have it taken seriously. After using the magic word “COULD”, you can end the sentence with any claim you want.
            It looks like Dr. Matt Skinner won this round.

          • NavyBlue1962

            You’re right but it’s like being drawn to a car wreck. Just to think that some will buy this.

          • Mike Bushman

            I just thought it was pulled from Waterworld.

          • ObamaLovesUSAlikeOJLovedNicole

            Yeah, but to laugh at and ridicule it.

          • CarsonChris

            Good comedy is hard to come by!

          • William Hofmeister

            Isn’t that redundant?

        • C. Adkins

          – don’t hold your breath.

          • CaribbeanDrift

            You won’t have to. You’ll have gills, apparently…

        • david5300

          It is not even good science fiction.

          • Huma

            It taste good…

        • Huma

          What Difference, at this point, Does it Make????

          • Kbuzz

            When i asked who writes this crap, i didnt expect you to emotionaly scar me…for life.

          • Huma


          • Terje Alnes

            With ‘more’ weather, we get better surf! Surfin’ USA!

          • Sergeant York


          • Sergeant York

            MY EYES! MY EYES!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

          • pugwis

            Kardashian legs!!!

          • pugwis

            Kardashian legs!!!

          • Gary Warren

            What a FABULOUS picture of Hitlery.

          • AMERICAN Kafir™✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

            ….can’t…. unsee…..

        • Don

          This is merely a competition between grant recipients to get the largest payout…

      • Sorceress

        I go to the beach all the time. Have for the past 60 years or so. Water is still where it always was. Other than storm surges or the usual high and low tide changes (you know caused by the moon?) the ocean seems to be at the same level it always was during my lifetime. You can figure this out by where it is on the various piers. I don’t think we need to worry about growing webbed feet here in California, but I lived in Oregon for a year and thought there was a chance of it there… (BTW Why do people in the UK or in tropical locations not have webbed feet?)

        • Jackonoff

          Uh, I think it is going to happen in a million years or so. Not in our life time. Evolution took millions of years.

          • krusaderrabbit

            Good story. Lol

          • pop8660

            You speak of evolution as if it were fact. Ridiculous.

            You have no proof whatsoever, and should approach the subject in this way.

      • John

        Oceans are rising and ground water is being depleted. Never hear the geniuses tie these together.

        • MartyStephens

          In Ventura County, CA ocean water is creeping into the aquifers. Farmers can’t pump water anymore because the salt water poisons the land. There really is no there there, John. But I agree with your overall point that man made global warming is just another way to control the people with more taxes

          • Hangem All

            California may be getting so densely populated with illegal immigrants that it is sinking. That’s what Congressman Hank Johnson would say.

          • WJMcCarthy

            Two things to keep in mind in California: Oil drilling (much of it along the coast on and off shore) has contributed to salt water intrusion and the depletion of the fresh water aquifers for farming and metropolitan water service. If a void is created in one way or another it is going to be filled. Orange County is recycling sewer water and recharging its fresh water aquifers.

          • dwstick

            And, there hasn’t been a major dam built in CA for DECADES. Rivers throughout the state whose water could irrigate hundreds of thousands of parched acres of land instead flow uselessly into the Pacific Ocean.

          • migtex1234

            Ho. poor California, ruled by democrats for so long, dying on vine. Progress is not allowed. Nor common sense. Ck out which States/Cities are in trouble & you will always find leftist running the political arena.

          • jumpstart

            Write Gov MoonBeam, he’ll tell you why ther are no new dams. We can use the up and coming billion dollar Bullshit Train to haul water.

          • krusaderrabbit

            I doubt if they have many decades of reliable data on the aquifers.

      • dbt3481

        Al Gore is a abject genius. Making yourself a billionaire selling complete nonsense is pretty smart… Funny as well since he comes across as a complete moron and has the personality of a old shoe.

        • Cornbread_Noah

          If he wasn’t peddling Vapordoom…he’d be hustling Slap Chops on TV.

        • Just my .02

          True, but today’s pop-culture and sound-byte-based society is low-hanging fruit for people like AlGore to exploit. Government schools have rendered them incapable of critical thought, and all one has to do is put it out there on the internet, and it starts a life of it’s own – “I saw it on the internet, so it MUST be true” kind of mentality. It’s pathetic, but that’s the reality of society today.

          • Biff Wellington

            Before the internet, the only place you could find such abject stupidity was in supermarket tabloids….

          • VendicarDecarian0

            And you still are. The story originates from a British Tabloid Rag that is often quoted by Republican Kooks.

        • Joe_D

          I don’t quite agree that the “crazed sex poodle” is an abject genius, but he was pretty smart when he set up his carbon credit scheme. One might think that a former vice-president of the United States who professed constantly that we have to stop sending jobs overseas would set up his company in the U.S., but no….. Gore set up his corporate headquarters in the United Kingdom. Gores loyalty to this country must have stopped when he discovered that establishing his company in this country would result in him paying a 35% corporate tax rate, but he would only be taxed at England’s 20% corporate tax rate if he set up his company overseas.
          The next time you hear a liberal complaining about U.S. companies sending jobs overseas just tell them that the company is just following the lead of former Vice-President Al Gore in an effort to avoid the highest corporate tax rate in the developed world.

        • Jackonoff

          Prove that it is nonsense.

          • Larry Miller

            Look at your feet.

          • meme

            sounds like a fetish, is a fetish innate or is it learned like homosexuality

        • TruthInSpending

          C’mon now. Why do you denigrate old shoes like that? At least, unlike Gore the bore, an old shoe has character, and has served some useful purpose.

          • dbt3481

            Maybe, but still?

        • Bob USAF(ret)

          Nope, not a genius. Just another fat ass lib, who impressed “low info” (aka stupid) libs.

        • jumpstart

          Next up, The Pet Rocks in the Head.

        • AMERICAN Kafir™✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

          He sold al Gorezeera for a cool $500m, didn’t he? And guess who’s going under… Not ManBearPig, nope.

      • VendicarDecarian0

        The story comes from the British Daly Mail. A Conservative rag that regularly covers stories on ufo’s and various monsters, and ghosts.

        It is Kook Central, but Republicans love to quote from it’s stories..

        • krusaderrabbit

          Well if it’s conservative, it has to be a rag. Right?………..Why don’t you try and think out of your lib box?

          • VendicarDecarian0

            Don’t be silly. If it is conservative then it is a lying Rag.

          • AMERICAN Kafir™✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

            Who are you kidding? Daily Mail is a tabloid.

      • rdhorjohn003

        I have lived near the water since the 1960’s and have not seen no rise in the water and we have markings on the balk head from 50-years ago.

      • OhioHawkeye

        If Al Gore really believed the crap he spouted, he wouldn’t have sold his network to a bunch of oil producers, would he?

    • Joe Hova

      Well the no brain part is a given,as for shame,just listen to them talk.

    • Baxter4315

      It’s both. We are more likely to grow a keyboard on our wrist and cell phone artennas behind our ears. The more they are shown to be wrong, the more absurd they become.

      • Jackonoff

        They won’t be shown wrong in our life time. DUH

        • krusaderrabbit

          That’s why these stories like global warming and evolution have such grand time lines. Who’s can prove them wrong. Modern day witch doctors.

          • SSINTENSE


    • mitch_Pawl

      I think all of these nut jobs go into a room and brainstorm on the most off he wall, whacked out things they can think about. They all must be laughing at some of the clever things they think about and push onto the media to see what they can get away with.

      Then once the most whacked out of their mind LSD induced fantasies make it to the news media, they go back again and come up with even stranger whacked out ideas.

      They get the federal government to give them money to create think tanks and studies laughing all the way to the bank.

      • The Manz

        There are morons who will believe this crap.

      • Patricia Henry

        Worst part is that they get OUR tax money as government grants to sit around and think up this nonsense

        • mitch_Pawl

          Next they will say that flying the Confederate Flag will cause the sea to rise by 10 feet.

          Not to put down community colleges, but they must go to the worst areas in the U.S. find people with a “D” average and promote them to President of the honey truck think tank institute for the challenged.

    • p3orion

      What a crock of shít. Even IF our climate ever warmed enough to result in a “water world,” the only way humans would evolve in response to it would be if a mutation were to give a survival advantage; that is, if web-footed children were more likely to survive to reach reproductive age, then (and ONLY then) would that mutation be passed on.

      Humans evolved something much more effective: big brains that give them the ability to adapt (for example, by inventing swim fins.)

      • The Manz

        They didn’t grow webbed feet at Noah’s flood.

        • Jim Southerland

          Rice farmers in Arkansas wade in warm water for months at a time. They don’t get webbed feet unless they marry their sisters.

          • meme

            cranberry farmers in New Jersey developed larger penis because of the acidic nature of the berry and pine water

          • Jim Southerland

            Just where are these New Jersey cranberry bogs. Any map coordinates?

          • AMERICAN Kafir™✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

            The must have developed larger hands and feet in the process as well, because, proportion.

          • migtex1234

            Good comment::::::LOL / very funny

      • Steven Stringham

        And assuming that any webbed attribute would carry through the gene and not just a single anomaly…

      • Oscarphone

        The big brains that we have developed didn’t keep a story as stupid as this thing from being believed by Global Warmers everywhere.

      • Jackonoff

        evolution is not mutation. beings evolve to survive their environment. dipshit

        • drinking12many

          wrong… mutations which give a species/individual an advantage of survival will over time become a dominant trait if that trait continues to allow those with said mutation to survive and breed. P3 is correct evolution best we can tell is not instantaneous which means every new trait has to start out as an advantageous mutation.

          That said this story is ridiculous

          • AMERICAN Kafir™✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

            Do you have an example?

        • SSINTENSE

          Evolution is the end result of continuous mutation.

      • krusaderrabbit

        Mutations are not passed on from one generation to another.

      • Chris Cush

        What a CROCK! As “global warming” (or the current mantra: climate change) has proven to be a computer-generated fallacy, these climate change wackos get more and more delusional!
        They tried to get a comment from THE ALGORE, but they couldn’t figure out which massage parlor the fat slob was in, trying in vain to get ANY girl to give him a massage.

    • fierro1944

      Actually, they just have no JOBS which makes them perfect candidates to latch onto the AGW religion. How better than to have employment where you can be wrong more than 50% of the time and still be considered an “expert”?

    • chaindawg812

      They have neither.

    • Hawkdriver1961


    • David Harrison


    • Tomas Cruz

      Climate scientist are most likely liberals which means they’re certifiably insane.

      • Jackonoff

        How profound.

        • krusaderrabbit

          No, just true.

          • LINER011

            Liberal Tiqyaa, they will bend the truth to further the cause, and to further their careers.

    • 1mikejanz1

      Opt for the second choice!

    • cdw

      The webbed feet will magically appear!! Don’t you believe me?

      • Jim Sweet

        I was thinking this was a creationist making an argument about irreducible complexity. But nah, it’s a for real 😉 scientist.

    • Bill Diebold

      …neither, they’re basing this latest book in their gospel on algorons physical attributes…

    • TxSon

      Those options are not mutually exclusive. No brain AND no shame is more likely.

    • paperpushermj

      FYI…It’s Both!

    • Victor Cachat

      They are de-evolving.

    • Sammy

      They seek the enslavement and control of the population. This Climate Farce is meant to be the kernel of a NWO

      • Jackonoff

        Go hide in your bunker with your stored food and ammunition. You’ll feel better.

        • Sammy

          Who are you Jackenoff?

    • JBSPuddintane

      Don’t abuse the language so….these Climate Change idiots have neither shame nor brain.

    • Kudzudechase

      I think it is the “no brain” answer.

    • Mel_Anosis


    • JosephinaAngelina

      Climate Change “Science” is always good for a laugh!

    • mewp12

      I’m going with no brain.

    • jackonoff

      The scientist is predicting scenarios based on evolution. And scientists have more of a brain than you do, idiot.

    • Joseph Guidry

      This is propaganda in support of a move towards global tyranny. Nothing more, nothing less.

    • VendicarDecarian0

      The story comes from the British Daly Mail. A Conservative rag that regularly covers stories on ufo’s and various monsters, and ghosts.

      It is Kook Central, but Republicans love to quote from it’s stories.

    • reason4yourself

      Lumping a grocery store rumor rag story in with rigorous and widely accepted scientific research in an attempt to discredit the research is far more idiotic and shameless, wouldn’t you agree?

      • M Aurelius

        “widely accepted” By the webbed foot crowd. Your scam failed.

        • reason4yourself

          Tell your parents they’re entitled to a full refund on your education. We’re sorry it didn’t work out as well as they’d hoped.

    • david5300

      You are 100 % correct, what trash funded this crap? Follow the money and it all leads back to the power grab they are calling Climate Change.
      It is a pity when the common folk are smarter than the “scientists ” who are paid to justify their existence and must work so hard to convince us that 5+4 = 561

    • electric7

      It speaks volumes about the left wing nut jobs who actually believe this crap!

    • jr565

      It makes you doubt not only climate change but evolution itself. Does he really think we’ll get gills? Are we the x men?

    • notakenyanfan

      They have neither!

    • meme

      you just described my sister

    • jerryg1018

      The idea is to keep people in a state of panic and clamoring to be led to safety. Enough useful idiots will believe this because, hey you can’t report it if it isn’t true. Right?

    • thebobe

      I think you mean and, not or.

      • Admiral Stubing

        “These Climate Change idiots either have no shame AND no brain.”

        That just doesn’t work. You should have, “I think you meant to use a conjunction, not a disjunction.”

        • thebobe

          True. I should have also removed the “either”. Then it would have been correct.

    • Eugene DeHoff

      Quack Quack Quack!!!!

    • The March Hare


    • tiredofliberals

      Or both!!!!!

    • Don

      Claim: ‘Global warming’ could cause males to develop vaginas…now THAT’s SCARY!

    • patriotism-matters

      THEY ARE GETTING PAID. Gubment grants not to mention GW prevention products and donations. Like the song says, “It’s all about the meney money money. They’ll do it for the money money money.”

    • greytstuff44

      They have neither, and know just enough to look completely stupid every time they open their whinny assed mouths.

    • Riffer

      I disagree. I like them pushing this stuff because nothing discredits a cause like prophets who are constantly wrong.

    • sodacrackers2


    • rdhorjohn003

      Do you believe now that being a liberal is a disease?

    • alitlweird .

      I’m really not sure how to take this. is this or wtf? ha

    • slobotnavich

      The great global warming fraud is merely the latest iteration of Marxism, the eternal fondest dream of the statists among us who yearn to have us all marching in lockstep to their spastic cadence. Hence, their calls for the doubters to be locked up, or better yet, executed. The USSR didn’t disappear – it reformed in America under the banner of “global warming.”

    • Ray Schneider, P.E., Ph.D.

      I think both is an option.

    • truthteller13

      Is this article from the Onion???

      You warm mongers need to stop trying to foist your neuroses on normal people.

    • jminsandiego

      “Never ascribe to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.”
      – Hanlon’s razor [Robert J. Hanlon]

      “I prefer rogues to imbeciles, because rogues sometimes rest.” – Alexander Dumas

  • phillies210

    Liberalism is a severe mental disorder!

    • graphx

      but is seems to pay handsomely.

      • cdw

        Yes, there is a sucker born every minute.

    • Jackonoff

      how profound. and original.

  • JackP32

    I’m OK with this as long as global warming doesn’t block my fart hole.

  • StarTripper

    Got to have a big die-off of humans, and the right ones, to make any of this happen. Looks like someone trying to get grant money.

  • Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum

    I’m a bit surprised climate depot would publish this bit of quackery.

  • gregladd

    Somebody’s been watching too many movies.

  • Haiku Guy

    Hey Libs,
    10 years ago you told me all the ice would be gone by 2016. What happened, cause it’s growing?

    • kilosqrd

      These are the same morons who claimed, not so long ago, that drill baby drill would have no affect on gas prices. Remember? EPIC FAIL

    • reason4yourself

      Who, precisely, is “they”? At no time over the past 20+ years have I read any credible scientific research claiming that “all the ice would be gone by 2016”. So I cannot help but wonder where you read it. Care to share that information with the rest of us?

      While you’re at it, why not provide your source that offers evidence that “the ice” “is growing”. Inquiring minds want to know.

  • jnsesq

    LET IT GO ALREADY! Liberal loons.

  • BigR2

    The Author noted the genetic changes already happening in Detroit, and it is NOT webbed feet.

  • Joe_E_in_the_IE

    Then the scene faded from color to black and white as the camera swung 180 degrees, stopping on a medium shot of a short man with black hair wearing a perfectly tailored Kuppenheimer suit. A lit Chesterfield smoldered in his right hand as he addressed the camera in deep sonorous tones that belied his lack of height:

    “Submitted for your approval, an excursion to a country that was once a shining beacon of science in search of the truth but which is now the province of outlandish headline-grabbing unsubstantiated claims, a nation once known as the United States of America but with each passing day becomes more and more a part of The Twilight Zone.”

    • Peter from Mesa

      Post of the day award!!!

      • Vincent J.


    • kbworkman

      I like it.

    • GeneralLee_Write

      Joe wins the internet! Best post I’ve seen in a long time.

  • Philbert McNutt

    Too bizarre to worry anyone other than the proglodytes……who themselves are recent mutations from homo sapiens.

  • doug1961


  • grey_ghost1

    A contest to see how high they can stack the bullsh_t !

  • barrydewalt

    What a joke …get a real job moron

  • Buster

    lol, if you believe in darwinian evolution then you know it wouldn’t even affect modern man according to the theory – it was survival of the fittest, but modern technology makes practically everyone equally likely to survive and mate. not to mention unnatural births such as in vitro which are more and more common.

  • hispeedcranialreconfig

    Wow…you just cant make this crap up. Priceless

    • BenDoverPls

      Actually you can.

      • ReadyToMoveOn

        Obviously, someone did.

  • Cyrus86

    So now it’s reverse evolution? Oh please!! They need to stop cutting down the rain forests.

  • barry ocarter ll

    Hilarious. These idiots ought to be writing for Hollywood. According to algore the world should be uninhabitable. Instead, he’s on his 100 foot houseboat generating carbon on his jet airplane and planting a tree as penance. We got schlonged by gore and these global climate retards.

    • The Manz

      Hollywood probably is writing this tripe. They work for the elites/NWO.

      • Jim Southerland

        More on the level of Tattler.

  • SortOfNot

    The fool watched too many repeats of Waterworld.

  • realheadline

    In addition to web feet, global warming is also linked to the severe mental disorder known as liberalism.

    • Jackonoff

      oh Haaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa! You are so funny! Did you think of that yourself????

      • realheadline

        No, your mother told me when we discussed your ‘problem.’

  • KYStargazzer

    STOP!! PLEASE STOP!!! With all this Global Warming hysteria crap, it’s starting to make you lefties look like fools

    • kbworkman


  • 1twothree4

    One thing for certain, Belief in AGW causes mental illness.

  • Haiku Guy

    F’ ing loons. Crazy Libs. Web feet, hahahaha hahahahah hahahahah.
    Terror cause by climate change. Biggest threat- climate change ahahhahahha hahahahaha
    Dumbest people- Libs

    • Jackonoff

      what an intelligent post.

  • KYStargazzer

    Hmm so we would see better? be able to swim better and less drownings? Bring it ON!!!!

  • Chet Shean

    “Warning, being a Kool Aid drinking Lib can cause absolute idiocy”!

    And for an encore, tomorrow these brainiacs will report pigs are growing wings to fly over the rising seas!

    Sheesh! When will this nonsense end?

  • Shadoh21

    Is there currently a shortage of tin foil in the world.

    • Peter from Mesa

      Yes, and I think that some people are using plastic wrap as a substitute. Doesn’t work as well…

  • Tex Boone

    The people that come up with these stupid ideas suffer from a webbed brain.

  • cobrasixfour

    Good lord. More scary bed time stories to keep the naive children in line.

    This is as absurd, nay, more absurd, than marking maps with ‘here there be dragons’.

  • fcabanski

    What a load.


    I see the Onion is alive and well.

  • cobrasixfour

    Obviously we need to tax the daylights out of everyone or we’ll end up with webbed feet.


    For the past 8 years my appetite for flies and other bugs has increased. There may be something to this.

    • cobrasixfour

      And they say the economy is improving.

  • beefonrocks

    What a bunch of morons.


    Is weed legal in Great Britain? Just asking.

  • demodoormatt

    Scientist now say that believing in global warming can cause males to grow vaginas.

  • DrJayBee

    So much for the theory of evolution….

  • MilitaryBrat

    Absolute garbage!

  • klbhen

    Why do we continue to give taxpayer money to Nitwits?

  • The Kafir



    We will need those webbed feet for better swimming ability when the icebergs melt

  • Gary Montross

    My extensive research indicates we will develop gills.

    • cobrasixfour

      Don’t hold your breath…

  • arun2

    I guess the author has a point….all we need to do is to look at the fish like or water fowl mutations that have occurred in South Pacific islanders that have occurred during the eons these people have lived in almost total isolation….oh wait.

  • L K

    BS card, played in spades.

  • Jump Up

    cant these people wise up……. just a little.

  • Peter Abbott

    I’m not a scientist like Dr. Skinner, but I think humans are more apt to evolve into the fat blob people as dipicted in the movie WALL-E. Now, University of Kent, send me some grant money so I can prepare for my next study,”How liberals will learn to breathe through their butts”.

    • italophile2011

      No webbed feet on people in the Amazon. Why not? I
      thought Lamarckian evolution by acquired characteristics had been

    • cobrasixfour

      Dr. Skinner is a scientist in the same way that naugahyde is the same as Connolly leather.

    • kbworkman

      They already do in a way. Their heads are up there so they have to breath through it.

  • italophile2011

    But people in the Amazon have not “evolved” webbed feet. Why not? I thought Lamarckian evolution by acquired characteristics had been discarded…

  • SofaKingCool1

    Damn, Kevin Costner was right!

  • 2CENTS

    Can’t believe people get paid to sit around and do this stuff. Most likely on the tax payers dime…

  • Daniel Hammond

    This is the black majic junk science claim yet….. Is Hollywood sci fies aiding your propaganda machine now.

  • Yukiko

    Before the Euro Trash involved in this article evolve into ducks they will evolve into muslim radicals and hopefully kill each other.

  • The Saint

    LOL. Me thinks the AGW freaks don’t understand evolution either.

  • Klingon00

    Humans are adept at adapting to unusual environmental conditions using technology for anything like this to ever be likely unless there is a total collapse of human mental capacity. Although based on this article I wouldn’t be surprised if it were happening. I’m sure the author would find a way to blame that on global warming as well….

  • Tootrue4you

    It’s true!!! The leftists have been growing horns and tails for generations!

  • Neighborly Jim

    Global warming, the cause of fools and politicians.

    • cdw

      Global warming, the cause of hucksters and con-men.

  • Timothy Milhomme

    I have ocean front property for sale in Montana. Anyone interested ?

  • kilroy5440

    This is so stupid. I wish I had the past 30 seconds of my life back.

  • awillikers

    Jump the shark #1287.

  • TroyGale

    As a boy growing up in the U.S. I wouldn’t have believed that grownups were so damned gullible.
    Funny what a few decades can do to one’s perceptions.
    As my Mama would say, “You can’t fix stupid”.

  • lonewolf1211

    Is this another prediction from Al Gore, the same guy who said that Florida would be underwater by now? Idiots.

  • Vuil

    No problems. When the Muzzies take over in Europe they won’t fall for this Shiite.

    And they’ll close the universities so it will be the end of the stupid stuff.

  • Glenn Shumway

    Dear EnviroTards…
    FYI, any rise in GLOBAL temperatures will FIRST OF ALL increase the rate of evaporation of water from the oceans, which are 3/4 of the surface area of the planet. This will INEVITABLY RESULT in an INCREASE IN PRECIPITATION worldwide. This will (a) DECREASE desert areas worldwide; (b) INCREASE crop yields worldwide; (c) INCREASE SNOWMASS ACCUMULATION in the polar regions, which will (d) REMOVE water from the oceans, and DECREASE the level of oceans worldwide. Deal with it.

  • Wallythedog

    Web feet? Gills? No that’s just a bad movie from back in 1995.

  • graphx

    People get paid for this stuff. I want in!

  • Barbara comingtogetyou

    Funniest thing i’ve read all morning.

  • jc

    Follow the money and you have the answer as to what’s driving this nonsense.

  • peckerwood

    What a joke…

  • Tex Taylor

    These imbeciles get more hapless by the day. It’s gone beyond the mendacious into the bizarre.

  • Alan n

    Climate ‘science’ – The phrenology of the future.

    • Jess_Axen

      “Would you like a side order of phlogiston with that?”

  • mark abrams

    The author of this article has already developed the ability to transmute utter rubbish into money (or whatever he got paid for this nonsense) , is that due to global warming too ?

  • fred8131

    Hillary already has horns.

  • harpotoo

    Cool as I’ve never been a great swimmer anyway:-)

  • beccababy73

    There is a mineral Metabolic disorder called ATS, and one of its primary symptoms is webbed toes, and webbed fingers.

  • Wallythedog

    Global Warming will cause an increase in underwater Bar Fights, oh my!

  • GiveMeLibertyNow

    We already have a Kenyan in Chief with a forked tongue who’s married to a ‘woman’ with a ‘package’. Maybe the global warming tards are right!

  • RobS

    The word “Experts” is being used a lot. We can probably save some grant dollars by stopping funding of these “experts”…

    I expect the Ice Age guy to look like a polar bear. It would be fitting if we could swim miles in an icy sea and kill seals with a single punch of our hand. But, that didn’t really happen either, did it?

    Mothers have had children for thousands of years, yet they have not developed extra arms or real “eyes in the back of the head”.

    • Tex Taylor

      I think the author is suffering from the malady of too many late night “Water World” reruns, and projecting the delusions under the title of “expert.” :)

  • Remove From List

    W T F – how asinine – perhaps in this case asinine should be spelled with two S

  • GiveMeLibertyNow

    Will we all evolve huge arsses like Hitlary?

  • BajaDreamer

    Oh goody! So now “glowBULL climate warning change disruption” is going to cause us all to go “Waterworld”?

    Does the ridiculous bovine scatology ever end with this crowd?

  • ed

    Just drop the O off of your last name and it fits perfectly.

  • Sud1

    Certainly insisting its true in the face of the data edges ones knuckles closer and closer to the ground

  • sandnomad

    Welcome to the age of MYSTERY BABYLON. The Mother of Harlots and Abominations of the Earth. People no longer differentiate between right and wrong, male or female, truth or lies, or anything else requiring intellect. They consider themselves enlightened, but they are enlightened with spiritual ignorance and confused beyond comprehension, and it was all foretold centuries ago.

  • robert franklin stroud

    It certainly has caused them to develop addled brains.

    The Climate has ALWAYS changed in tune with the thermodynamic output cycles of the SUN. Everything else is b.s.

  • Some Rabbit

    Well the warmists have gone off the deep end now.

    • Buster

      just now??

    • SerfCityHereWeCome

      Preexisting derangement + prospective loss of trillion-dollar climate-fraud gravy train = this.

  • Bill the Cat

    LMAO :)

    Then you should not reproduce! PLEASE! Don’t reproduce!

  • Tex Taylor

    I knew the real “debate” was over when the reference changed from “Global Warming” to “Climate Change.” Is there ever a time in the last billion years or so, the climate didn’t change?

    More Solyndra!

  • S Bee

    Oh for the love of Zeus

  • Richard Karkkainen

    I will wait for my feet to become webbed before I worry about global climate change.

  • Sam Oakin

    The oceans of planet earth already host a plethora of marine mammal species. None of them have gills. None of them have cat’s eyes.

    No “scientist” would be free to generate such useless baloney without a government grant in his/her pocket. That’s the travesty.

  • S Bee

    If we do develop those things its natural, just like Climate Change is.

  • S Bee

    I wouldnt mind gills too much

  • Daz

    Finally! Proof these people are absolute morons!

  • Snellville bob

    My brother had two webbed toes on each foot. Now I feel like Danny DeVito in Twins.

  • jim

    A false theory when in fact sea levels are NOT rising. Temperatures are NOT increasing. The ice caps have MORE ice and most of the glaciers of the world are ADVANCING and not retreating. What a collection of crap.

  • StoutCortez

    In order for this to happen, the miniscule number of people born with a certain very rare mutation (i.e., webbed feet) would have to gain such a strong survival advantage over people with normal feet that they would crowd them out of existence. The genes that dictate the growth of normal feet would have to disappear from the human race. Not even the staunchest evolutionist could consider this a real possibility. This article is absolute nonsense.

  • HilldaBeast

    Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet……..swim team, here I come.

  • Johnny Thorne

    Global cooling could make women grow hair all over their bodies. Imagine Muslim women. They would look like midget Wookies.

  • DennisinOhio

    The writers are already suffering from too much water on their brains, which obviously have become sponges. Perhaps they are high on drugs when they write these articles? Or perhaps there is some other lame excuse.

  • detcord

    “Scientists” warn of navigable Arctic routes opening and increases in growing seasons and crop yields. There is a consensus that man-caused global warm.. climate chan… climate bullying can possibly cause too much human joy and prosperity. The only hope in maintaining a constant level of mediocrity and sorrow is to temper any positive effects that pleasant weather may have with a spirit-crushing tax on anyone with a smile on their face. /SNARKOFF/

  • Just Empty Every Pocket


    That explains the stupidest opinion piece article I’ve read in ages! There really is no limit to liberal lunacy is there?

  • hammerstamp

    Settled science, right?

  • cgtstx

    You’ve already developed webbed brains.

  • TAG

    we’ll need floaty dumpsters too

  • Karl Spencer

    We really need to bring back mental health institutions (read insane asylums).

  • kbworkman

    I doubt if we would develop gills. I suspect it would me more along the lines of Cetacean adaptations.
    Amazing that these idiots are getting paid to come up with this crap.
    Someone has too much time on their hands and they are being funded by people with too much money and not enough brains.

  • JVR

    These people clearly have no clue how evolution works, nor do they understand the impact of sexual selection on how humans look today and will look in the future. Webbed feet will have to be very sexy to be selected (if it can even escape the impact of the Pill, which is the most important driver of human evolution today).

    • The Manz

      There is no evolution. They got you to believe that lie.

      • MudFlapShoes

        even still, according to the theory of evolution these changes would take millions of years.

        • Jess_Axen

          Millions of years, during which time the Earth could go through at least another full glaciation cycle, significant progression through the Milankovitch cycles, and any number of other unpredictable effects from geologic, extraterrestrial, or galactic causes, which would render moot, and therefore likely unsuccessful, any mutations putatively caused by environmental stressors like Waterworld.

          It should be remembered that we are currently in a relative paradise on Earth with respect to its climatic history, during which humans have arrived to their present state. We are now past the warmest and biologically ideal part of the Holocene, and the planet has been slowly cooling overall during the most prolific time of modern H. sapiens. The next climatic extreme that will theaten life on the planet is a colder world with less water. If we survive the next cold-world bottleneck, we are just as likely to evolve with flint palms and steel fingernails, and susceptibility to the world’s microscopic pathogens all over again.

      • JVR

        Darwin wrote extensively about natural selection (eg “survival of the fittest”), and about sexual selection. Look it up. Example: Human females have enlarged breasts not because of survival of the fittest (on the contrary), but because of sexual selection. Other mammals have enlarged breasts ONLY when they breast feed

  • chaindawg812

    Oh no wait , that was the movie waterworld, sorrrrry

  • GHerblabnik

    I evolved from whales. I still have some blubber and a blow hole to prove it. Although the blow hole has evolved to no longer take in air, only expel “air”.

  • truthteller13

    Is this article from the Onion???

    You warm mongers need to stop trying to foist your neuroses on normal people.

  • Prelusive007

    O M G !!! The left wing has gone completely off the deep end. That’s why they’ll need the “webbed feet”!

    They’ve already grown forked tongues from their ridiculous muttering; it was just a matter of time before they grew webbed feet and spiked tails.

  • pfwag

    Just HALF a joint of cannabis ’causes psychosis-like effects in healthy people that’s similar to schizophrenia’, say experts
    By Lizzie Parry forDaily Mail, 3 December 2015

  • RedRose

    Lies, damned lies, and climate junk-science.

  • HappyGuy

    “Our noses and face size would increase to help warm inhaled cold air in the nasopharynx”

    Why would the air be cold if it’s Global Warming?? lulz

    • MudFlapShoes

      funny thing is, the sinus evolved a long time ago to accommodate cold air breathing.

      cold air enters the nose and passes over fins that warm the air before it reaches the lungs so as not to freeze the aveoli.

      • HappyGuy

        Why would that evolve further if the air temps rise?

        • Jess_Axen

          They’ll develop carbon scrubbers? 😮

          • HappyGuy

            Or Pez dispensers?

  • Colorado Kidd


  • phil

    Web feet? Before you know we will all look like cyclops!

  • Mike Nordel

    By far one of the most idiotic articles written in my lifetime. First off, you have to prove global warming even exists. All the actual data regarding global warming has been proven false. You cannot argue that factual data has proven that you global warmest’s have been proven dead phucking wrong. so stop drawing pictures of webbed feet when you cannot even prove your science. I feel like we are living amongst clowns.

  • alpha_protagonist

    I just wanna know one thing…how will it affect the size of my pen is? (snicker, snicker)

  • HappyGuy

    So in other words…someone just finally watched the movie Water World, and now they knows everything. #KevinCostnerEvolution

  • So Cal Guest

    I really think this scientist should be checked into a mental institution. This is mad behavior coming from a man or woman that claims to be a scientist.

  • Epapa

    The world warmed during the medieval Warming Period just over 1000 years ago and all the glaciers melted. The polar bears all survived somehow and there is no mention in history of flooded cities or islands.

  • MudFlapShoes

    male dolphins engage in gang rapes.

  • james beapukin


  • SerfCityHereWeCome

    Are these the same geographically-illiterate fools who produced that ridiculous film years ago showing images of how the US would start to disappear under the ocean…with Nevada somehow being underwater while the Plains, some 2000 feet lower in avg elevation would still be dry?

  • BenDoverPls

    Webbed feet and gills? I want in. Let’s heat this baby up!

  • kctruth

    Funny, we didn’t evolve any of these adaptations during previous periods of cold, hot, rising sea levels, etc.

  • Victor

    Oh for God’s sake, people. Get a life!

  • Jim Sweet

    This ain’t what it’s quacked up to be…..

  • <– Hillary minus her pantsuit

    I’m surprised they’re not black actually….

  • SerfCityHereWeCome

    Actually the genetic mutations from all the weed would be far more likely to do that, but nice try…

  • Steve Smith

    This article is proof that “Global Warming” believers are truly insane. Al Gore has been proven to be a charlatan, and “Global Warming scientists” have admitted to lying about their beliefs, now this. What a bunch of idiots.

  • becke1827

    Now I really have seen everything

  • miker5

    It’s sad that these people have probably gotten – or will get – taxpayer money for dreaming this crap up.

  • DatFoot

    01227 (82)3937 / Either call of email this man and tell him how super duper awesome he is.

  • Horsetrader

    April Fool’s Day already? Geez, time does fly faster the older I get!

  • SerfCityHereWeCome

    Bigum deal. B@t$#it paleface squaw from Massumchusetts already have forkum tongue.

  • BenDoverPls

    Now, let’s not all jump to uneducated rash decisions about the validity of this study. There may be merit to it. We need to shovel more taxpayer funded grants into these institutions to further this research.

  • Substance22


  • Solar)Geometry ۞

    This is literally the dumbest thing I’ve ever read.

  • cleo48

    These folks are in a world of their own. Hopefully, they’ll stay away from the rest of us.

    • JBrown

      That is the biggest disconnect. You just want to be left alone to do what you please, while they want to control what you do. Are you for or against the “Drug War”? You might be as bad as them in reality.

  • Don

    Today’s “Onion” worthy AGW scare headline. ROFLMAO!

  • NessieIncident

    More fairy tales! This one is kind of gimpy, weak. It would be better if it was written to terrify children like Gore does.

  • Ed Nolan

    My coffee is cold, damn that climate change….

    • JBrown

      Give Al Gore all your money and your coffee will never get cold again!!!

    • BenDoverPls

      The heat released from your cup of coffee into the atmosphere has contributed to the acceleration of Global Warming. Thank you for hastening our demise and for causing my taxes to increase.

  • Mickey

    LOL! I love these Global Warming stories. Hilarious!

    • porcer34

      How did we ever get our bleeding edge propaganda before Al invented the internet? Must have had to attend a university lecture manually, perhaps.

      • JBrown

        You haven’t read a newspaper, have you?

        • porcer34

          Oh, I certainly have, but I remember them being somewhat discriminating enough not to print stories like this, with the exception of the Weekly World News.

          • JBrown

            I seem to remember them blaming Iraq for 9/11 when it was obviously the US “ally” and Bush business partner Saudi Arabia.

          • Jess_Axen

            Nobody blamed Iraq for 9/11, and we didn’t go into Iraq because of 9/11. I’d question your memory of other events too, if I were you, in light of this.

          • JBrown

            Oh yes! Ha! I wish you could go back 13 years and tell yourself that! HA! Why invade Iraq then? Oil?

          • Jess_Axen

            I can go back 13 years anytime I want. It was to take down Hussein’s regime. No, not for oil, although Iraq should and easily could have paid us back for our services using their oil production. Did you just wake up, Rumpelstiltskin?

          • JBrown

            lol then what was it for? You are great. Ate the propaganda hook, line, and sinker!

          • Jess_Axen

            Did you forget about the numerous UN Resolutions, some going back to the early 1990’s, of which he was in defiant violation? Did you forget about the three card monte he was playing with the UN weapons inspectors? Did you forget about the videos of his henchmen teaching suspected Iraqi hom osexuals and other enemies of the regime to fly from 4th floor rooftops? Did you forget about his barbaric sons operating rape rooms and torture chambers? He had terrorized millions of Iraqis for decades, and killed hundreds of thousands. After he was caught, he was charged by his own people and found guilty of crimes against humanity. Do you have any idea why? Or were you asleep for the past 30 years? What do you think is propaganda? I suspect that the simple truth is just too much for you to process.

          • JBrown


          • JBrown


          • JBrown

            How can you “go back 13 years anytime”? You got the time machine? Maybe you can go put some “WMDs” in Iraq so you don’t look like such a fool!

          • Jess_Axen

            Do you ever wonder about how much news and information you miss, and are thus completely oblivious to, because of the sources you trust to decide what you should and shouldn’t know? For over three years after the fall of Baghdad, our troops, as well as engineers from coalition forces, were finding remnant caches of chemical munitions of various types and states of deterioration throughout the country, totaling in the tons, and all of it dangerous in the wrong hands. We were also aware that much larger stockpiles were likely moved by trucks out of northern Iraq into Syria prior to the invasion. Is it any wonder to you why Salon, HuffPo, and the rest of the left-wing media never told you about any of that, or a surprise to anyone else that you wouldn’t lift a finger to find out for yourself? You can go back in time to review it too, since you apparently didn’t live through it the first time.

          • JBrown

            Oh, so you have got all the information, never missed anything, and have the “correct” sources! Awesome! Who is the “correct” source? The US Gov or it’s fascist media organizations?

          • JBrown

            Funny how these “WMDs” were never produced #derp

          • JBrown

            And the US gave Saddam his chemical weapons! Hahaha you are lame as a duck

  • Jay111

    Gills would be cool…I can only hold my breath for 30 seconds

  • ForgottenAmerican

    These goofy people were saying fifty years ago that watching television would cause humans to evolve into one-eyed creatures.

    • JBrown

      And they were saying that global cooling was going to kill us all. Their solution? Melt the ice caps by dumping salt on them. Look it up!

  • dhd8546

    I would worry more about Pinocchio noses.

  • David Harrison

    Do women get bigger boobs? If not, I don’t care.

    • BenDoverPls

      Yes they do. As materials warm the expand. All those silicon and saline implants will enlarge from the higher temperatures.

  • porcer34

    See? Humanity would benefit from significantly warmer global temperatures!

  • Joel

    Fear of global warming lowers the IQ.

    • BenDoverPls

      The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself. And Global Warming.

      • JBrown

        Global Cooling Warming Climate Change Disruption?

      • Joel

        And Charlie Sheen…

  • JBrown

    It happened to Hitlerly!!! Give Al Gore all your money or we all turn into ducks, you selfish fools!!!

  • ForgottenAmerican

    Are these the same asses that write Obama’s policies. Sounds like it !

  • BoDeen

    So now Global Warming causes inbreeding? When the water starts to rise the Hillbillies will rule the world. Webbed feet, 12 toes and they already breathe through a hole in their necks. Their mouth.

  • Mark III

    “The interior of the earth is extremely hot, several million degrees” – Al Gore 2009

    These globalist liars push international taxes, international socialism, population control, and the nation merging agenda.

    The World Bank (UN finance institution) and IMF are based in Washington DC (both created at the 1944 Bretton Woods conference.).

    Visit the websites of these globalist institutions:

    United Nations
    Council on Foreign Relations (CFR)
    Council of Councils (CFR Initiative)
    Trilateral Commission

    • JBrown

      shhhh if you write about the CFR on Diqus, you will get banned.

  • dieter

    Dem Party made up crises have already caused Dem voters to evolve much smaller brain matter.

  • cmdprompt

    Well, we know at least one person actually made it past the first hour of “Water World”.

  • Cahal the Mad™

    The “global warming” nutbags have gone from simple junk science straight to outlandish science fiction nonsense.

  • OdinsAcolyte

    What a bunch of BS.

  • Jack-b-Quicker

    OMG, thank you for this. I needed to laugh.

    • BraveNewWhirled

      Not me. I like being grouchy.

      • Jack-b-Quicker

        The ice age guy reminds me of Ark. Hilarious.

  • Alan

    My vote for the most ignorant article on the internet today.

  • tk

    Well we could all live with sponge Bob square pants, he looks like he has a nice life. LOL.

  • RD Blakeslee

    Theoretical evolution of webbed feet on homo sapiens?

    I’m more concerned about contemporary cobwebs in the brains of global warming alarmists.

  • Thomas Long

    “Real experts” say, “These guys don’t know their a$$ from a hole in the ground.”

    • BraveNewWhirled

      “Real experts”? You mean, as opposed to the “phony experts”?

  • kelvin1

    Well you do have to agree with them. This Global Warming has caused the Liberals brains to shrink beyond what anyone thought could happen.

  • Festus Haggen

    Truth nonetheless.
    Daffy Duck, Donald Duck.
    Kevin Costner from Water World.
    The proofs not in global warming.
    It’s in the pudding.
    It’s Soylent Green! It’s people pudding.

    • picric_acid

      You better protect that little hangy-down part of your ears.

  • jeffsd

    Um, no.

  • Magwheelz


  • Southwired

    More Hollywood Science…..Still trying to justify the most expensive movie ever Waterworld….
    The polar ice caps have completely melted, and the sea level has risen over 25,000 feet, covering nearly all the land. The film illustrates this with an unusual variation on the Universal logo, which begins with the usual image of Earth, but shows the planet’s water levels gradually rising and the polar ice caps melting until nearly all the land is submerged. The plot of the film centers on an otherwise nameless antihero, “The Mariner”, a drifter who sails the Earth in his trimaran and has developed gills and webbed appendages. …..

  • RM

    Wow, the lunatics are really running the asylum now. These “Warmers” are really out of the minds.

  • steve

    If there is indeed “climate change (since people found out that “warming” was a hoax) humans will not adapt as hypothesized. How long has the appendix been superfluous and yet we are still born with one?
    It’s all a lot of hype over nothing.

  • ForgottenAmerican

    This could be the “legacy” Obama is searching for! This fits in with his “climate control” fairy tale.

  • BenDoverPls

    It’s Bush’s fault.

  • TexasTeaFinder

    Well, global warmer’s brains have already been reduced to the size of a walnut, so why not webbed feet?

  • Tony Holmquist


  • ForgottenAmerican

    I feel blessed that I don’t personally know any of these loonies. I cringe at the thought of having to listen to them. I would really like to see a picture of them all gathered together. Maybe go to the “situation room” at the WH, huh.

  • Buy Lines

    Evolution 101. This is not a scientist; this is stupid, dumb, ignorant, moron and a nut case.

  • disqus_rh61KtQq3S

    This might be the dumbest climate article I have never read.

    • BraveNewWhirled

      …and that’s saying a lot!

  • Navyvetew1

    I heard that humans not only will have webbed feet due to global warming but that many people in the global warming industry are already cackling like a chicken! Chicken Little that is.

  • Navyvetew1

    And the Global Warmist’s wonder why people are not taking them seriously.

  • dogbite186

    Brian Williams has already developed web feet. He has also developed a narsopharnyx that can stop a bullet in mid-flight and suck the energy out of tornadoes.

  • picric_acid

    Well, my computer models prove that as the waters rise because of global warming, people move to higher ground and, thus, grow feathers. With feathers and webbed feet, we will be able to travel without airplanes or cars, and fish without boats. Our carbon footprint will be minimal.

    Not to mention that we will more easily hunt side-hill gougers.

    You like that?

  • David Bolander

    Who pays these idiots? Please tell me NOT the Government! It would take a billion years to evolve like this. This is so stupid, it’s beyond ridiculous.

  • 1mikejanz1

    This stupidity has to be a joke, although Al Gore and his ilk have developed ducks brains from pushing the lies about global warming!

  • Bernice Sanderss

    Everyone having a nice day here in climate-church?

  • Painkiller

    The Earth’s temperature was stable until Trump started running for president.

  • jojo

    Lamarckian bullshit. Does not work. Natural selection not changes due to environment . If no changes occur , at random , that fit the new environment and are not passed on by a successful individual, then extinction. Climate change scientists are not scientists at all but paid political puppets. Their lack of knowledge is clear in this article and lack of understanding , The theory of evolution, which basically is natural selection or survival of the fittest.

  • No Shame

    In a warmer world our noses would evolve bigger to warm the air? Isn’t that a contradiction?
    These progressives were encouraged in this GW nonsense by the widespread acceptance of evolution theory. If life evolved from the same single cell life form the theory’s survival of the fittest preludes diversity.

  • Doc3

    Is this a reprint from the Onion? Thanks for the laughs.

  • Yu So Wong

    I stubbed my toe on a kitchen cabinet this morning. Thanks global warming.

  • jakartaman

    I heard it fries your brain and you become a liberal Progressive Democrat

  • hablarclaro

    And, while the administration hints that deniers are terrorists, these scientists are insane, yet continue to get rich from government grants while coming up with these conclusions. God, help us!

    • No Shame

      The upside down world of the progressive. It is insanity.

  • retiredbobinFla.

    Quack…..quack….quack…………………………………..ho- hum

    • Rome

      Don’t forget to add a “meow” in there every so often, smh.

  • No Shame

    I’m Hillary Clinton and I approve this message.

  • Horatio Socks

    Idiotic garbage article based on nothing but John Candy type Space Balls concepts.

    • james beapukin

      Abandon ship! Abandon ship! Women and mogs first!

      • Horatio Socks

        red herring alert… red herring alert!

  • Sammie Jo


    Everyday these morons come up with more idiocy. LOL

  • James Staten

    Reptilian Bloodlines!!!

  • The Lone Ranger


  • Tony Holmquist

    Altered States – DIY truth of the progressive mind…

  • Redford1

    Still waiting for a world full of liars to evolve two faces and forked tongues.

  • NotThatStupidYet

    Who in the world would be stupid enough to believe this rubbish? Oh yes, I almost forgot, he is in the White House.

  • Robert Jacobs

    This is obviously intentional satire. Except is lacks any real effort at dark humor. Just a poorly written attempt at humor.

  • aPEON

    GWarmin has already ‘Webbed’ a lot of brains.

  • bddd

    Follow the money…. .

  • Rome

    Now I’ve heard it all.

  • Indiana Mike

    Somebody’s been in the medicine cabinet.

  • solstar

    I FIRMLY BELIEVE that the person who wrote this article did so while drunk or high and was watching ‘WATERWORLD’ ! Thats is the only logical explanation.
    SHHHHHH but the truth is that people have been born with webbed feet for centuries ! It is a know mutation. Hmmmm wonder what caused that to happen before Climate Change/Global Warming ?

  • juniorjohnson

    no worry- the Paris accord has solved global warming… everyone can get back to their 10 fingers and toes…

  • Stacey-Tony Ascaso

    Science is really wallowing in a back water that rivals the Dark Ages! No one in the community realizes that no matter what they manipulate, stipulate regarding anything having to do with the earth the final outcome will never be what they predict, never, chaos theory will take care of all their silly notions. Earth has been around for millions of years, undergone catastrophic destruction and reconstructed itself and survived just fine. Man will have little impact, a mere blip on the screen one million years from now. Not to worry folks, just relax.

  • Booko Ninjiin

    With the way the idiots on both sides of the Atlantic are evolving, all are likely to be dead or Muslim before 2050. And with Islam coming, forget about science anyway.

  • doctorivy

    Now show me how we’ll look after we evolve to cope with runaway Communism/ISIS rule…

  • CavalierX

    Looks like someone got high while watching “Waterworld”…

    • SerfCityHereWeCome

      Considering that only a couple of people did, he should be easy to track down.

  • sirgareth

    Yup this is government “science” alright.

  • Al Simmons

    The left is really pushing their new found religion!

  • jamesben

    And LIES about “climate change” could lead the LIARS to develop “forked tongues.”

  • Two Buck Chuck

    You might also develop a lighter wallet, paying for idiots that write fiction and publish it as science.

  • Sorceress

    Or not.

  • Morris65

    Think of the bucks we’ll save on swim fins!

    • MudFlapShoes

      snorkels and flash lights as well.

  • Booko Ninjiin

    I am no expert, but I haven’t observed the Unuits and other folks in the far North developing big noses. That is a trait of Mediterranean types like Muslm Arabs, Jews Turks and Greeks.

  • sirgareth

    This must mean global warming “scientists” mouths are going to evolve into cattle anuses in order to handling the volumes of bullshit they spew.

  • Razor Maclennan

    Science has become Syfy… With a leftist story line.

  • MudFlapShoes


    Mohammad’s beard, this will not do!

  • etherbunny2

    What a crock of sheet.

  • truthsayer

    And people wonder why “Smart” people don’t trust Liberals. I can’t believe anyone would buy this, but the “left” swallow this like water.

  • Terry

    I don’t about the rest of you out there in LA LA land, but I an going to grow wings, to hell with the webs.

  • hal

    These people are insane if they think humanity stands a chance of making it more than 100 years.

  • Magical Mangina

    This is the single-most idiotic thing I’ve ever read.

  • Taluca Lake

    Great. Except there is no warming. Even NASA recently admitted that.

  • Tim V

    Can’t wait

  • Charles

    Are these educated people who come up with this crap?

  • jb

    “‘Global warming’ could cause humans to develop webbed feet, cat’s eyes and gills”

    Screwing your sister would accomplish the same thing, just faster.

    • Philip

      jb FTW!

  • TAP

    HOW HOW HOW?!?!? does this crap get on the internet?

  • Ken Snyder

    Sure, it has already caused softening of the brain in some humans so why not webbed feet too?

  • Voulezvu

    Even a liberal should be able to discern the bullshit here.

  • disqus_UYE6U7zXNy

    OMG really? Now I’ve seen it all. So apparently in the eyes of these “experts” we are complete idiots that will swallow anything. SMH

  • Dave Pierce

    The liberals that spread this bullshit already have webbed brains, for the record there is zero fossil evidence to support evolution. My biggest concern is all the crazy Muslims infiltration of America, name one good Muslim accomplishment, now name the bad ones.

  • donzap

    Well, we all know it’s already driven liberals insane. LoL!

  • IAintHappy

    The Climate Cult is the result of too much wealth and power falling into the hands of a global oligarchy class with severe substance abuse problems. The Cult is being driven by the drug addled idiocy of the un-elected billionaire classes. The politicians carry out this insanity because most politicians are utter prostitutes.

  • Mike Cesaro

    Holy crap, I am growing feathers on my back!!! What a bunch of nonsense!

  • LawTex

    More BULL$#!% from the worshippers of climate change hysteria. More scaremongering (and this one is wild!) in order to obtain more government funding for climate change research. Frauds and charlatans, all of them.

  • donzap

    Global Cooling in the 49’s, then Watmingand now just change. It’s a FN cult led by con artists like Al Gore who predicted dire problems which did not come true.

  • Barry Leeper

    Man, bite my arse!!!

  • SerfCityHereWeCome

    Good Lord. Even if the seas WERE rising, the concept of moving to higher ground is too complicated? Seriously??

  • Don Corleone

    Just when I effin’ thought I’d heard it all..

  • SerfCityHereWeCome

    Doesn’t this mean, then, that we should be deporting all the invaders back to whence they came so we don’t capsize and sink like Guam did?

  • Itsover2016

    You can fix ignorance, but you can’t fix stupid. Climate change is a wonderful hoax for all the stupid idiots.

  • John

    Insanity has broken out. If the climate change nuts were right their evolution theory using millions of years the plant would be unlivable before any changes took place. Using their own theories disproves all but the fact that they are just plain wrong.

  • Defiant

    This article is RIFE with pseudoscience and is far too ludicrous for a serious comment.

    • sammy4231

      I tried a Snake Oil medicine comparison.
      Breitbart already did it in 2014.

  • sammy4231

    One single person claimed he lost his home to rising sea level. I forget the atoll.
    The claim was debunked when study showed his land was sinking compared to land around it.

    Zero people lost houses to our ‘rising’ seas so far. Zero.

  • Peter Brown

    If I can get a bigger johnson, let’s heat it up.

  • Barry Leeper

    You know the even sadder part about this whole piece of garbage that I loosely call an article, there is an “editor” out there that gave his/her blessing to print this garbage.
    This has to be a joke, right??

  • Alewife


  • socilasatelite

    This wins the stupidest thing on the internet award.

  • azgolfrat

    Amazing. Would anyone really beleive this crap? The world is full of absoultely stupid people.

  • Don Corleone

    Will the Chinese develop filters in their faces to adapt to the pollution they spew?

    • socilasatelite

      mmmm yes they will Kent

  • FortSteve

    The only evolution I want to see is AGW alarmists disappear from the gene pool.

  • dbt3481

    Just the mere thought of Global Warming seems to melt peoples brains. LOL, this is possibly the stupidest thing I have read to date. THen again, it is just a few days until the Boricals prediction of the end of the world happens?

  • WalterByrd123

    Global warming enthusiasm causes brain damage, as this sort of article clearly reveals. We must stop ‘global warming advocates’ and ‘global warming evangelism’ at all costs. Clearly they have lost their sanity, eh?

    • sammy4231

      It’s all the first cousin mate’s offspring against the rest of us.

  • Haiku Guy

    Hey Libs,
    Seas have risen .001mm in 20+ yrs, temps have ‘changed’ .03 degrees in the last 100 yrs, polar bears were to be extinct by now, glaciers to be gone, hundreds of billions ‘spent’. Funny thing is, you libs ‘stay the course’. Can ya be any dumber?

  • soberworld

    Stupid sh_t. They got paid for this garbage.

  • thistownwilleatyou

    I don’t really care about cat’s eyes or webbed feet. I just want wings. What made up global catastrophe gets me that?

  • Abort Democrats

    Almost none of the so-called “true believers” of global warming are willing to do even the smallest things that they claim are REQUIRED to “save the planet”. They all continue to drive cars, fly around the country, use electrical devices, consume energy and products derived from petroleum, etc. They want everyone else to “stop destroying the planet” yet they prefer to do nothing other than troll-post hatefully all over the internet how “global warming is real” and that “deniers” need to be silenced. The word “hypocrite” cannot adequately describe a person like this.

  • Philip

    I thought global warming was going to cause us to evolve into Al Gore.

  • Haiku Guy

    Fiction, pure fiction. Web feet when pigs fly.

  • tredshift

    My God…Will THIS “Global Warming” LUNACY Never End?????

    • Haiku Guy

      Never, too many sheep and too many $billions$ in play. It’s a way to tax more. From starting with ‘oil recycle’ taxes to carbon taxes, emissions, save the whatever, and hundreds of hidden ‘clean, green, excise, fee, etc, etc.
      It will not end.

  • socilasatelite

    Note the article at the bottom that says global warming will cause an increase in rape, civil war, and international disputes, so will a bunch of a holes running EUROPE AND NORTH AMERICA

  • Barry Leeper

    If this is the same web site that I think it is then it is the same web site that had a clown write an article stating that “we, as human beings” are destroying space by looking up into the sky a few years back.
    I think someone, somewhere is being very facetious and wrote this piece just to elicit a charge out of its readers.
    If that is not the reason then someone has taken one too many joint shotguns up the nose!!!

  • sammy4231

    News flash, quackery medicine evolves to add climate.

  • tredshift

    Yes…it’s settled! All Our Shoes Must Be Discarded and Re-Designed to Accommodate Our Web-Feet!

  • chiliboots


  • Rocketman

    Look! It’s the Man From Atlantis and his woman! What morons these climate fanatics be.

  • Snarkasterous1

    Could global warming – possibly – cause alarmist Libbies to develop brains, as well?

    One cannot help but marvel at the literal explosion of imbecility over the fraudulent, fantasist, latest Earth Threatening Crisis in Libbies’ endless list of such crises….

    – snark

  • bbally

    Best if this person put down the crack pipe now and quit writing! Seek help!!!

  • sammy4231

    Oh goody. I want to boff a mermaid.

  • garylee123

    If the ocean were whiskey and I was a duck………

  • Blah Blah

    You mean we all are going to look like the British Royal family?

    No worries folks, that is caused by generations of INBREEDING!

  • GWiii

    LMAO, The funniest part of this article is that they are serious.

  • moonma

    Can it be true that scientists are now more worthless than politicians?

  • heyhoppa

    It has already caused tens of thousands to develope ‘pea brains’.

  • Dan Austin

    This is childish. The theory of evolution states that a species will change when certain small changes result in some individuals of that species having more offspring, which then increases the number of individuals in the next generation that have that change.

    Specifically, if some humans had slight webbing in their feet, AND that resulted in those humans having more offspring than those with lesser webbing on their feet, after perhaps a few thousand years of that we’d see humans with more webbing on their feet.

    The key ingredient that is missing is that there is no reason to expect individuals with slightly greater webbing in their feet to have more offspring than lesser webbed individuals, generation after generation, for thousands of years.

  • Haiku Guy

    Hey Libs,
    Speak up, you got your webs yet?

  • Jeff Hamilton

    Democrats will also evolve larger rectums to accomodate their heads more comfortably.

  • Dorothy Davidson

    But then again, global warming could cause humans to develop feathered ARMS AND FLY!

  • EbolaJenkins

    We need legal-authority to eternally shame the bloodline of the person who came up with this, starting 100 years from now, as we look back at this silly “primitive” prediction… Remember when they swore up and down that the world was flat?!?… Sort of like looking back at those pieces of scientific history while in the 21st Century.

  • Bill Boinkr

    Stupid, lame, leftist article!

    • Blah Blah

      It’s really not leftist, it’s the New World Order agenda.
      The reason it comes across as being “leftist” is because they will believe anything…

      • Bill Boinkr


  • Blah Blah

    I was kind of wondering why Chelsea Clinton looked like an amphibian!

  • steven reynolds

    Sounds like some pretty cool and useful attributes. How can we speed up this process? How long till I get my webs?

  • Nabi

    It’s the AXIS, stupid! While we do carry the genes to allow this if they are turned on, this will not happen when the weather cycles warmer again, this will only happen to people dumb enough to believe in man-made global warming, that Obama and Hillary don’t lie, little green men in flying saucers, and Big Foot (actually its big foot in mouth – think Slick Willie and Bozo Biden).

  • Jasonn

    You global warming knuckleheads just crack me up.

    • Blah Blah

      We’re are going to grow knuckles on our heads too?


  • Sovereignty Soldier

    Now see, these kind of people that spout these nonsense fear tactics should be laughed at and made fun of publicly. They should be ridiculed as morons in any public place they dare show their faces. Their family should be made to understand they have imbeciles representing their name to the world. This made me laugh out loud it was so over the top ridiculous.

  • C. Adkins

    – why do they keep doing this?

    • Blah Blah

      Money and power.

      • james beapukin

        Druish princesses are often attracted to money, and power, and I have BOTH, and YOU KNOW IT!-


  • Hangem All

    We may begin developing web appendages, but it won’t be because of global warming. It will be caused by genetically modified food that filters into our DNA. You definitely won’t see Obama issuing an EO banning GMO foods like they do abroad.

  • sfchuck

    Those who speak…as they mistakenly believe…so authoritatively on the non-issue of “global warming” apparently don’t realize that they’re looking at a relative eye-blink in geologic time. Over the 4.5 BILLION year history of Mother Earth, the global temperature has been both massively warmer and colder than the present…and is in a constant state of flux. The human species has survived both and will likely continue to adapt to whatever changes nature presents.

    The bottom line is that there is no “ideal” global temperature…except in the IPCC’s delusional perception.

    • Political Hostage

      They know this, and this is why they’ll have taxpayer funded government grants to live on for the rest of their “careers”.

  • tayronachan

    Not even worth reading this article.

  • Emil Carstens

    Who’s tax dollars are paying for this rubbish?

  • Ricky Michael

    It might also give us people who are “knuckle heads”.

  • Dwayne Landry

    I can’t believe anyone could even write such nonsense unless it was for a movie. IT’S ALL A FRAUD PEOPLE!!!

  • A_Gobshite

    maybe we’ll grow tails and Frog-like eyes with extra eye-lids, and start laying eggs! /sarc

  • RickQPublic

    If this doesn’t directly point to the epic failure of the highly unionized, political and progressive educational system I don’t know what is.

  • james beapukin

    It would be kind of cool to have a dorsal fin, but then I’d need new shirts…

  • itsy_bitsy

    Anyone stupid enough to believe this crap has to be a liberal. There’s a reason we call them “brain dead”! First and foremost, Climate Change is (tada) “WEATHER”!

  • High Plains Drifter

    I love stories like this because they illustrate the absurdity of the left in its desire to change the world order through massive new taxes based on hype and fear. This may be the most bizarre example of the loonieness of the proposition to promote man made global warming.

  • Phaedrus Shakespearos

    Grew up in West Indies…..water level the same as it was in 1969. Lots of payroll depends on global warming and web feet studies, I totally understand compromised science…I guess

  • Cornbread_Noah

    What about these gills forming on my neck eh?

    Global warming…the Pet Rock of the 2000’s.

  • Political Hostage

    Damn, I was hoping for laser vision.

  • Blah Blah

    For the record folks, this website is against the global warming hoax.
    They are mocking the article.

  • Jim Southerland

    the folks in WVA think that web feet are the result of hillbillies marrying their sisters. This miserable rag needs a creditable scribbler and an editor who passed 6th grade. What rubbish.

    • james beapukin

      The actual rag it is in is the Daily Mail in the UK.
      This site is making fun of it.

  • Chris Sinclair

    more garbage from the “scientists” as a computer scientist I wish I had the luxury of being so wrong…I have to be 100% correct everytime or the experiment just doesn’t work and I have to re-think my methods. Seems as as long as you tow the party line anything goes. Boy did I pick the wrong field….

  • Blah Blah

    If you mock people with gills and webbed feat you are a RACIST!

    • Cornbread_Noah

      help! help! I’m being oppressed!

    • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

      I mock you

      • Blah Blah

        And I always make you look like the pathetic shill that you are!


        • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

          yay! do it boy!

  • lukenev

    I cant believe that someone took the time to write this crap and probably got paid for it. Let’s get a life.

  • Victor Cachat

    By the time that level of evolution could occur, we will (hopefully) reverse the trend towards lower average intelligence and throw off the oppressive chains of leftism and its manifold lies.

  • Cornbread_Noah

    You’d think that the English would be all for rising ocean levels…just to put more distance between themselves and the French.

  • Just my .02

    How funny! I needed a laugh this morning, and this little number did the trick. I do find it amazing, though, that the “warmies” have the determination to keep whipping this dead horse. This guy has a huge imagination, and it wouldn’t surprise me if it’s fueled by a government grant of some kind. Nobody would spend their time coming up with this kind of nonsense on their own.

  • Tom Noreen

    Maybe, look what it did to Debbie Washername Schultz

  • slobotnavich

    The global warming alarmists have plumped altogether new depths of idiocy, cretinism, ignorance, and black magic-belief with this argument. Truly, we have re-entered the new Age of Unreason.

  • HG17

    I predict that climate change will shrink the brains of all liberals even more.

  • pnkearns

    Well… so humanity survives climate change with no muss, no fuss…?
    I guess the climate change issue isn’t a big deal after all.

  • Guy Kibbee

    This has been the tactic all along, just ratchet up the idiocy and fear mongering as people learn to ignore the stupidity of this movement.

  • NBOB

    Think of all the jobs created to make scuba tanks and air compressors.

  • cac5555

    Thanks for the lunchtime laugh. Gave us a huge chuckle. ;o)

  • JumpyGathers

    I like that idea. Those lucky folks won’t have to buy those crappy rubber fins when they go snorkeling….and if they grow those gills they can toss the snorkel too !

  • Stingray_3440

    Just what the world needs. Another religion based on NOTHING wanting to control everything. What a crock.

  • 123Star

    What Planet is this writer from? God takes care of His Creations. Wake-up you Fool.

  • Churyl Minne

    Seriously??? Even if this was a possibility how many generations of mutations would it take? They would be better served with gills than web feet though.
    We would run out of oil (a NON-renewable resource) long before the worst case scenarios of the alarmists could ever take place.

    If I didn’t know better, I’d bet that the author was a product of the “stellar” US Public Education System.

  • Thomas Lucas

    This planet is mostly water already and we don’t have webbed feet. Its because humans do not live or spend much time in water and do not and will not ever need them in the future for the same reason we don’t need them now. Even if the entire planet floods folks wont have webbed feet because most people dot spend much time swimming to move around and that’s why nobody needs webbed feet. Is it a contest to come up with the most ridiculous unprovable headlines these days?

  • Jerriez Palamero

    Climate change fact, global warming supported by political correctness and data fraud.

  • MicheleLloyd

    We now immediate irrefutable evidence that alleged climate change negatively affects human beings. It is the observed progressive stupidity of climate change adherents.

  • Blah Blah
    • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified


      • Blah Blah

        Where ya been funky shill?
        We missed you!

        • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

          Ive been saving the children

          • Blah Blah

            You mean from Planned Parenthood?


          • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

            you mean you have another id?

  • Billy Davey Jr.

    Just move to Oregon, we have had webbed feet for ages!

  • diamondplayer

    What about a forked tongue al la Al Gore?

  • Ms. Necessary Evil

    More liberal-tarded nonsense on the phony change in weather or climate. Look folks it gets cold in the winter, nice in the spring, hot in the summer and nice in the fall.

    It is just plain weather. There is little to nothing mankind can do about it.


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  • Steve Brown

    I cannot believe there are people who really believe this schitt.

  • adrianvance

    This is totally amazing when the facts are so simple:

    CO2 is a “trace gas” in air and is insignificant by definition. It absorbs 1/7th as much IR, heat energy, from sunlight per molecule as water vapor which has 188 times as many molecules capturing 1200 times as much heat producing 99.8% of all “global warming.” CO2 does only 0.2% of it. For this we should destroy our economy, starve the world, cause hunger, riots and wars?

    There is no “greenhouse effect” in an atmosphere. A greenhouse has a solid, clear cover trapping heat. The atmosphere does not trap heat as gas molecules cannot form surfaces to work as greenhouses that admit and reflect energy depending on sun angle. Gases do not form surfaces as their molecules are not in contact.

    The Medieval Warming from 800 AD to 1300 AD Micheal Mann erased for his “hockey stick” was several Fahrenheit degrees warmer than anything “global warmers” fear. It was 500 years of world peace and abundance, longest ever.

    Vostock Ice Core data analysis show CO2 rises followed temperature by 800 years 19 times in 450,000 years. Therefore temperature change is cause and CO2 change is effect. This alone refutes the anthropogenic global warming hypothesis.

    Methane is called “a greenhouse gas 20 to 500 times more potent than CO2,” by Heidi Cullen and Jim Hansen, but it is not per the energy absorption chart at the American Meteorological Society. It has an absorption profile very similar to nitrogen which is classified “transparent” to IR, heat waves and is only present to 18 ppm. “Vegans” blame methane in cow flatulence for global warming in their war against meat consumption.

    Carbon combustion generates 80% of our energy. Control and taxing of carbon would give the elected ruling class more power and money than anything since the Magna Carta of 1215 AD.

    Most scientists and science educators work for tax supported institutions. They are eager to help government raise more money for them and they love being seen as “saving the planet.”

    Read the whole story in “Vapor Tiger” at, Kindle $2.99 including a free Kindle reading program for your computer.

    Google “Two Minute Conservative” for clarity.

    • NotThatStupidYet

      Liberal are easily confused by facts, that is why they try to avoid them.

    • Icarus62

      Now the real facts:

      The Earth’s climate system receives most of its heat in the form of visible light from the sun, and radiates that heat away to space as infrared radiation. The atmosphere consists mostly of gases with two atoms (O₂ and N₂) which are effectively transparent to infrared radiation, but with a small proportion of gases with three or more atoms (CO₂, CH₄, N₂O, H₂O etc.) which absorb infrared and are referred to as ‘greenhouse gases’.

      The presence of these gases allows the atmosphere to absorb some of the Earth’s radiated heat and be warmed by it, all the way down to the surface, creating the observed 33°C temperature gradient between the surface and the top of the atmosphere. This is what sustains our habitable climate, and it is referred to as the ‘greenhouse effect’.

      CO₂ is the most significant greenhouse gas because it is responsible for around 80% of the forcing which sustains the greenhouse effect. The remaining 20% comes from the other non-condensing greenhouse gases which are present in much lower concentrations in the atmosphere.

      This is why our large emissions of greenhouse gases are having such a large and rapid warming impact on the climate.

  • StampOutLiberalism

    I see that some scientist will say and do anything to keep the taxpayers’ money flowing into their pockets. This isn’t anything but science fiction. With scientist like this, they are quickly losing their credibility.

  • gsud1

    what about scales? Author doesn’t mention if we’d grow scales or not. Seems as logical as gills and duck feet, doesn’t it?

  • FL_Stingray

    Will women’s tatas get bigger?

    • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified


  • Greg

    Wouldn’t the people in Venice already have webbed feet

  • Christopher Kish

    Hmm. Sounds like a good idea for movie.

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  • Todd Dunning

    This article with the webbed feet qualifies for the all-time pantheon of Global Warming hilarity. Hoping that we can see a fish-man hybrid with a built in snorkel. All very scientifically arrived at of course.

  • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

    are right wingers falling for this?

    • Dang

      Funk no.

  • Ron Wels

    If you don’t believe in God, you’ll believe in anything.

  • SandyLester

    What a moron.

  • Dang

    And the ability to communicate telepathically because sure, why not.

  • Blah Blah

    Al Gore says you will all look like this!

  • tjb357452

    Al Gore’s been clucking like Chicken Little, and that’s happened recently. The webbed feet thing is likely happening to us right now, given the rate of Gore’s metamorphosis. We’re doomed to evolve into frogs ? That might be a good thing when all the glaciers melt, and Obama’s failed at forcing the seas to recede. Flat Earth stuff folks, flat Earth stuff. ;-}

  • JabberJoe

    “Scientists” has been redefine to mean lying propagandist, well done climate scientists, you have relegated all scientists to nothing more than chicken little’s that no one believes any more.

    • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

      this article is National Enquirer type stuff

      • Blah Blah

        No, it’s typical propaganda put out by the global warming hoax scammers. That’s why they sent you in to do damage control!

        Right Funkyshill?

        • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

          aww, is babycakes mad?

        • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified


  • Dang

    On the bright side; No more flip-flops!!!

  • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

    clickbait for drudge kids!

  • DonInAtlanta

    Humans have already been through several iterations of ice age and interglacial.
    We ARE already what happens in those cases.

  • Common Man

    I think I saw this article back in the 80s in a supermarket newspaper called “Weekly World News.” RIght next to the story about 23 pound grasshoppers in Australia.

    • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

      I bet you bought the newspaper

      • Common Man


        • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

          you did buy it! how funny!

          • Common Man


          • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

            did you save it?

          • Common Man


          • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

            is it framed?

          • Common Man

            Hum, you are a funkenstein fake. The real funkenstein trol never posts word(s). Go home Bobbie.

          • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

            aww, bobby!

  • Desslok

    Leftist weirdos (redundant, I know) love evolution, so what’s the problem? Shouldn’t they be having a party to celebrate webbed feet? Otherwise, it is offensive and hurtful – and certainly not inclusive to those with differently shaped feet.

    • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified


  • Blah Blah

    I see Funkenstein the biggest government shill on the internet is here!

    ( When they send in Funky to do damage control that means they are desperate. )

    Right Funk?


    • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

      you bet!

  • Bill Sims

    Lol, now they are just trying to see what people will believe.

    • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

      you think Obama is Satan

      • truthsayer

        I don’t think he is Satan, he just acts like “Satan”

  • ReadyToMoveOn

    I’d prefer to believe that instead of women developing webbed hands and feet, they’d all evolve to look like the Swedish Bikini Team.

  • spiroandritsis

    Well we know global warming has caused some people to have jello in their brains.

  • Gainsville Girl

    Liberals = The Walking Brain Dead….

    • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified


      • Gainsville Girl


        • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

          hi bobbycakes!

      • Blah Blah

        Thanks, you just proved it!


    • Buddy

      WOW!! that t-shirt is screaming

  • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

    drudge knows how to rile up the right wingers!

    • james beapukin


      • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

        sleep little one, I got this

  • dpierce

    hahahahhaha. Funniest one yet. Thank you. We needed your quack humor this morning. Only please no serious government grant on this one. (We could hardly afford the others. you must be terribly rich.)

  • Klaus Krauthammer

    It’s flat out the new communism. It is the transfer of wealth to the U.N. which was created by the private federal reserve vampires. The dumb amerikahn tax payers will have to pay the GOREBULL WARMINGS loan and in turn the money will go through the U.N. and be dished out to dictators all over the world. We are being forced to pay for our own demise. On another note the elites want to bring the entire worthless turd world into our country to destroy our culture, history, good clean neighborhoods and turn our country into a polluted cesspool. If these evil bastards cared about gorebull warming and the environment then our doors would be shut like a sane sovereign nation. We don’t have a few good men to stop this. The GOP RINO’s are worthless and corrupt so we are on our own.

    • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

      off your meds, son?

      • james beapukin


        • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified


        • Common Man

          Just flag and move on. Everytime he gets banned from disqus he gets a new email account and changes his name ever so and begins again.

          • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

            thanks for showing me your pvssy again, coward

      • Klaus Krauthammer

        Why don’t you buy some carbon credits. AGORE needs the money for jet fuel. Do some homework and learn.

  • Buddy

    “Global Warming” can cause YOU to give your money to millionaires and billionaires

    • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified


      • Buddy

        when you buy you Tesla you are giving your money to Elon Musk
        when you buy your 25 dollar LED light you are giving your money to the billionaire owners of the LED light bulb manufacture

        when you buy solar energy you give your money to China

        try to keep up Funk

  • Scott

    I don’t think you people understand how your own beliefs work? Just because a human needs a feature “webfeet” doesn’t mean you get them. There would have to be a freak born with webfeet, and then everyone with normal feet would have to die and not reproduce. That is the only way your idea above would work. Genetic mistakes don’t give you superpowers, they usually kill you or at best handicap you. If we have waterworld you have as much chance of a human being born with an Anchor tail which will drown you as it would that you would be born with webfeet that would save you. Wow, the ignorance on this site is appalling.

    • Common Man

      Now you just confused a whole bunch of liberal “science writers” here.

    • Buddy

      shhhh…you just upset Funk

    • Bill Sims

      Hey Scott, It’s a joke. they now it’s not true. Just like global warming. They know the earths not warming. They just don’t want you to burn fossil fuels because it offends mother earth.

  • Ms. Necessary Evil

    The crying boy blunder Obama is proof of human evolution. Just look at any zoo~!


  • Greg

    Shouldn’t the whales and dolphins already have evolved to this
    Liberals show there ignorance every time they open their mouths

  • Blah Blah
    • Buddy


    • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

      hi freak!

  • Seijinvet

    A load of claptrap.

    • Buddy

      the BIGGEST monetary fraud ever perpetrated on the American people

  • mjoinsd

    seriously? Water world? Can’t happen. God said he will never destroy the earth by flood again. Gave us the rainbow, which the heathen immoral groups have hijacked for their unholy cause, as a covenant. This theory in this article simply goes to completely disprove the entire global warming argument from a biblical perspective.

  • Stephen Waldeck

    This is all very cool so we could swim along side the Dolphins and keep up……… Got to love that,…… I just hope ObamaCare keeps up with the times and makes sure that Doctors have some Vetrinarian training as well to treat those poor souls who develop foot Spurs on the back of their webbed feet…….. Gonna put the swim flipper manufacturers out of business though……… Then again maybe we could offset loss of that industry by ramping up the industries that make the tags that they put around the ducks legs…………!!!!!

  • j n

    I’ll bet the author of this article lives in Colorado where marijuana is legal. (not that there’s anything wrong with that)

  • scott

    Who comes up with this BS. Just comical.

    • Common Man

      Some idiot hippy that has been smoking way too much weed.

  • Sorni

    The chick’s kinda hot.

  • offinya

    Someone watched Waterworld one too many times

  • EEDDGGY1776

    I hope we can grow wings as well. It would be fun to fly.

  • Common Man

    If CO2 levels were so high and so toxic, why are there no ambient air monitoring stations that record this data? (Please see EPA “Air NOW” website) Answer, it’s all a hoax.

    • Icarus62

      Global warming denial is a hoax.

      • Common Man

        Sorry Sir, you must have missed the memo, the data were cooked.

        • Icarus62

          Nobody’s falling for that old excuse any more :-)

          • Buddy

            not true….your side is losing ground on this argument

            only 2% of the US population care about “global warming”

          • rosewater49

            You mean idiots like you refuse to believe the truth.

        • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified


          • rosewater49

            And now comes this idiot.

          • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

            are you mad baby?

          • rosewater49

            And this is the idiot’s usual response.

      • Buddy

        Global warming believer are FRAUDS

        • Icarus62

          No, they’re realists.

          • Buddy

            FRAUDS…if you were a realist you would NOT need our MONEY

          • Icarus62

            To be fair, not all AGW deniers are dishonest – some are genuine, but mistaken. You may be one of these. Of the ones who are dishonest, not all are criminal. The ones who lie to the public for profit should be brought to justice. The rest, who lie for ideological or other reasons, just need to be condemned and shunned by society.

      • rosewater49

        Hey it’s Icarus who we can always count on to show up for idiotic stories like this. He really, really, really, wants the AGW hoax to be true, his whole existence is bound up with it.

    • Buddy

      it is MORE that a hoax…it is FRAUD…

      the purpose of the “hoax” is to generate revenue for those that continue the fraud

  • Chris Ritchie

    What a crock of crap!

  • Col. Burt

    I live in rainy pacific northwest, my hands and feet are all webbed, I guess this is normal

  • Sorni

    AlGore hasn’t seen his feet in at least a decade.

    • Leslie

      If he could, he would see claws.

  • Sorni

    Onion couldn’t outdo this one.

    • Common Man

      I thought I was reading the Onion for a minute.

      • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

        I bet you believe those articles

  • CommonSence

    “Could, might, maybe.” Yes, they sound like scientist.

  • Jess_Axen

    This is pure fantasy, like some pop science magazine article of the 1930s. If the world was going to get significantly warmer, we’d be more likely to adapt metabolically to a higher water vapor and carbon dioxide component in our atmosphere that would result from the warming, and we’d remain bipedally ambulatory on dry land in order to remain where most of the oxygen is. There would be less oxygen in the warmer water also, so there’d be no pressure to go back to being a marine mammal, gilled and web-footed or otherwise, even if our only source of food became the ocean and its adapted species.

  • dal

    This is the kind of stuff you want your kids to be learning ? Get real, this is totally a bunch of B.S.

  • EEDDGGY1776

    Additionally, our bodies will grow AC Units to keep us cool. Run by Solar Panels of course.


    Bhaw hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa

  • LN

    Gnikcuf holes. Who dreams this cowpie up?

    • Buddy


  • Blah Blah
    • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified


      • Blah Blah

        It’s so funny watching everything libtards stand for getting mocked and ridiculed!


        • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

          I enjoy making you look silly, son

          • Blah Blah

            Is that what you are attempting to do?

  • LN

    Whoever wrote this needs a drilling in the frontal lobes, like JFK’s sister had done to her.

  • Mark

    What total idiots these liberals are.

  • Buddy

    the whole problem with the Global Warming people is that they don’t ant wont stop with just telling us their belief …they hijack lawmakers so that they pass legislation that will TAKE your money and GIVE it to themselves

    that is fraud….

    if global warming was real…they would NOT need your money

  • Leslie

    This is a special kind of insanity, it’s viral, contagious & cool among the easily indoctrinated.

  • jgkiefer

    It is coming on more quickly… politicians have evolved and are now talking out the sides of their necks!

    • rosewater49

      You mean politicians have devolved.

  • JBSPuddintane

    There’s “framing” for ya.
    Pre-supposes evolution.

  • opaque blinders

    So we are going to turn back into fish…. Climate change folks are having Acid Flashbacks or something.

  • BobbyD

    You’re all f**king idiots!

    • JBSPuddintane

      A pattern, maybe?

    • Blah Blah

      We can’t help it, we’re libtards.

  • dog23

    Never, ever underestimate the stupidity of the American voter….

    • opaque blinders

      Obama 2 terms. I won’t!

      • Buddy

        to be fair….

        only 59 million people voted for Obama ..and most of them were dead already

        • rosewater49

          Or Central Americans.

      • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified


        • Buddy

          President Trump to you

          • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

            why? he is a chump, son

          • Buddy

            and will be YOUR next President

          • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

            see? you are an idiot

          • Buddy

            He will have YOUR people and the Mexicans build a wall

          • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified


          • Buddy

            at least you will FINALLY be employed

  • Leslie

    Bring it… when I was a competitive swimmer, I would’ve given anything to have webbed hands & feet.

  • Blah Blah

    Here is the official music video, starring Barack Obama!

    • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

      are you 12?

  • Commentor

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO That is my reply — people if you are becoming a politically correct liberal socialist like all in the Democratic Party STOP and realize how far you have fallen from Democrats just 25 years go… Your destroying yourselves

  • Buddy

    so by following this logic….all children or grandchildren of Olympic swimmers will be born with webbed feet too

  • we__are__screwed

    OMG what kind of idiot would believe this crap?

  • WilhelmtheSad

    You have to be kidding or at least you are a registered demoRat

  • Biff Wellington

    nuttier than squirrel turds….

  • mike

    No wonder we’re in decline…brainless, liberal, elitist assholes like this!!!

  • Mhu Cao

    Bring it on.

    • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

      bring what on???

      • Mhu Cao

        Webbed feet, cat’s eyes, and gills. Although I’ve been told by some women that I must have gills…

  • rickroland

    There’s nothing that global warm — er — climate change — er — climate disruption, OMFG, WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE! — can’t do! The following is a list of what it allegedly is responsible for and, if we could just harness the power of it, our energy needs would be ended forever! And now, a (not quite) complete list of things supposedly caused by global warming (or whatever it’s priests are calling it these days):

  • EllisWyatt

    And they call this “science,” and insist we submit.

  • dan luster

    When scientists flourish off of UN and government largesse, science devolves.

    • Buddy

      it is ALL about wealth redistribution

      from YOUR pocket right into theirs

  • Buddy

    ah yes ..the Religion of global warming

  • Icarus62

    The real test will be to see how many global warming deniers buy up the sea level property in Florida etc. that everyone else is desperately trying to sell, as they stand knee deep in rising ocean water. Put your money where your mouth is, folks :-)

  • AFBooks

    Stupid is as stupid writes and believes. This is the the extent of evolutionary lunacy. Perhaps they think Lamarkian evolution really was right. Dumb, dumber, dumbest.

  • eastnorwest

    whats next a egg out of my ……… don’t get your feathers to ruffled over this one .

  • Lee Bishop


  • Tommy boy

    Wow! Has to be on LSD.

    • Tommy boy

      Oh…wait, do we get Gills too like in the Waterworld movie?

  • tulsabubba

    who in the hell thinks up this schitt?

    • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

      it is clickbait for right wingers

    • Buddy


  • TeddyNovakVI

    Sheep, lemmings, and Leftists are easily manipulated.

    • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified


  • Jim Sweet

    “Be kind to your web-footed friends/ For that duck may be somebody’s mother…”

  • Harry Canyon

    This is an article from The Onion, isn’t it?

    • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

      I bet you fell for it

  • Blah Blah

    Club of Rome – Group That Admitted Manufacturing Global Warming Threat Still Pushes Same Hoax

    • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified


      • Blah Blah

        That was fast!
        I see I struck a nerve!


        • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

          yay! lets do it again!

          • Blah Blah

            Sure loser!

          • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

            do it boy!

          • Shears-of-Atropos

            Hi, Funky. All the way up to 1 upvote for 149 posts, are we? OK, I will upvote you and double your likes.

            You’re welcome.

          • Buddy

            he gets a new ID every day

  • Freeland_Dave

    And the edge of the universe is 46 billion light years away, the age of the universe is 14.6 Billion years and everything is flying away from everything else (red shift). Then we carbon 14 date fossils that are 1.4 Billion years old when carbon 14 dating is only accurate to 80 thousand years at best. If everything is flying apart how could the stars evolve and how can light travel longer than it has existed (edge of the universe distance on a universe that allegedly is 14.6 Billion years old. But they will all tell you that all scientists agree and that the science is settled?
    Man made global climate change? Coldest winters ever recorded? BS. Has the Puget Sound frozen in the last 100 years? It did once where provisions were hauled by horse and sleigh to the islands in the sound. Has Nigeria falls frozen since 1903 and 1911? We have photographic evidence that it froze then but never since then. But “this is the coldest winter in recorded history.”
    Who’s keeping the records and who is lying to whom? Not NOAA that adjusts their data to fit the alarmist weather curves.

  • Shears-of-Atropos

    Sounds like someone who never got past Lamarkian theories of evolution, in which animals purposefully evolve characteristics for specific purposes. Giraffes evolved long necks so they could forage on the tree tops.

  • TXduck

    Wow, this guy is going to prove evolution by regression! Gotta love the loony liberals and their psychotic thinking.

    • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

      this is clickbait for right wingers, son

      • Blah Blah

        No shill, it’s here to expose how stupid Obama and you libtards really are!


  • markkozikowski

    In any event, if it helps us cope with the existing living conditions, Go For It! But don’t hold your breath, unless the genes are already there, waiting to express themselves, it will take a loooong time. We will have committed suicide because of genetic tinkering like GMO’s before any of this will matter.

  • EEDDGGY1776

    Can you do a follow up article?
    I’m curious what my pet dog will look like when Global Warming hits us.

    • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

      Im curious why you are not intelligent

      • Buddy

        Funk has a public school education

        • Shears-of-Atropos

          No, he may have put in his mandatory time, but it was an exercise in futility. That’s why he is a one trick pony. He thinks he’s new and clever every day.

      • Cliff

        Since you care so much, perhaps you can send some charitable donations to this doctor to fund his “research.”

        • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified


      • Blah Blah

        And we are all wondering why being a government shill is the only job you could get.


        • Buddy

          Funk is BLACK…he has NO job

        • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

          hi shill!

  • agsb

    This article is just plain rubbish.

    • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified


  • Blah Blah

    One of the best Global Warming fails of all time!

    Bunch of greenies travel to Antartica to prove global warming is real and they get trapped in the ice. ( during the summer! )

  • Indymav

    I would love webbed feet. I`m a terrible swimmer.

  • grassy knoll

    This is as big of a pile of crap as global warming itself.

  • hetz


  • Eric Ross

    But I want to have webbed feet, like that guy from the old 80’s TV series..Man from Atlantis. Then I could swim under the ocean like Kevin Costner and catch me some big fish.

  • paulroscelli

    Right on! What’s the problem? Love to swim, this would make it easier.

  • bartmcm

    Only the democrats will develop web feet.

  • Shears-of-Atropos

    Why develop webbed feet and expose your self to higher shoe expense, when swim fins are are available over the counter right now? Some people need to go back to school.

  • Strategerist

    Perfect reason to never do LSD–it leads to a (irrational) belief in Global Warming.

    • Jack_Kennedy

      but……..but………its ENLIGHTENING for the ENTITLEDS

  • Michael

    When do we grow dorsal fins too?

  • Jack_Kennedy

    and global warming will make the stoooopids/loons’ leaders billionaires……………

    • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

      how so?

  • Jolly Roger

    This entire premise is ridiculous!

  • Edgar Cayce

    I am going to put my Web Feet on the shelf with my Jet Pack and Flying car…..

  • canaddar

    OMG…..even now, I can feel my toes growing together! And this is just from being in proximity to a lake!

    Do these knuckleheads realize that a genetic mutation needs some kind of a catalyst? Such as……humans being forced to spend the majority of their time in the water for multiple generations?

    I for one intend to not spend all of my time in the water, as my computer won’t work well there. Just doing my small part to ensure that my descendents don’t grow gills.

  • james beapukin

    I, for one, welcome our new aquatic overlords.

  • Ugly and Angry

    These climate change worshippers have webbed minds.

  • Blah Blah


    An intensive scientific study of both Earth’s poles has found that from 2009 to 2016 overall temperature has dropped in the southern polar region.

    NASA’s Operation IceBridge is an airborne survey of polar ice and has finalised two overlapping research campaigns at both the poles.

    • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

      spam, off topic son

      • Blah Blah

        You again, shill?
        Do you realize how desperate and stupid you look?


        • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

          thats nice

          • Blah Blah

            Not really, it’s pathetic and sad.
            Just like your boss Barack Obama.

          • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified


  • Sagesteve

    God the Brits are MANIACS!!!! Bet this guy doesn’t have two nickles to rub together.

    • Blah Blah

      The British monarchy has said over and over again they want to reduce the worlds population from 6 billion to 500 million.

      • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified


        • Blah Blah

          Wow that was an extra long “zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz”!
          That must have REALLY pissed you off, huh shill?

  • REPENT time is short


  • mewp12

    What loonie tune comes up with this crap?

    • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

      a right winger..making money off you guys

      • Blah Blah

        No turd, Al Gore and George Soros wants to make money off of us through their phony carbon credit exchange!

        ( nice try you scumbag, show everyone what a shill you are )


        • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified


  • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

    OOOPS! im over here BLAH BLAh!

  • David allen

    Headline rewrite: Global warming could cause liberals to develop excuses. Al Gore said downtown NY’ers would be commuting via gondolas in 10 years. That was in 2006. Don’t see any gondolas. Plus the guy in the video reminds me to the old Max Headroom guy from the 1980’s (as artificial and manufactured as climate change itself).

    • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified


  • Kim Smith


    • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

      my, are you home schooled?????? idiot

    • Navyvetew1

      Umm, evolution is real. Man made global warming is not.

  • Brian Twig

    As an IRONMAN Triathlete, can we speed up the whole growing gills thing? Would really help on the swim.

  • Darkness Dragon

    So what you’re saying is we should cause global warming.

  • Morris Minor

    Wow! America is going to win a lot of international swim tournaments. I wonder if Michael Felps and Mark Spitz will file suit when there records are broken.

  • Blah Blah

    NASA: Antarctica gaining more ice than losing

    Antarctica has been accumulating more ice than it’s been losing in recent decades, a new study by NASA has revealed, challenging existing theories on climate change and rises in sea levels.

    The paper, entitled “Mass gains of the Antarctic ice sheet exceed losses,” was published in the Journal of Glaciology on Friday.

    The authors of the study, who are from NASA’s Goddard Space Flight Center, the University of Maryland and Sigma Space Corporation, analyzed satellite data showing that Antarctica gained 112 billion tons of ice annually from 1992 to 2001.

    There was a slowdown in accumulation from 2003 to 2008, but gains still stood at solid 82 billion tons of ice per year during that period, the paper said.

    Read more:

    • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

      nice try you scumbag, show everyone what a shill you are.

      • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

        hurry boy! type faster!

      • Blah Blah

        Wow that was soooo clever, you pathetic gubmint loser! LOL!

        • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified


    • eCharleen

      You shouldn’t believe anything NASA says… next thing you know, you’ll believe we’ve traveled to the moon.

  • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

    oVer here blah blah! you are my doggy!

  • Blah Blah

    I’m really pissing Funkenstien the libtard gubmint shill off!

  • patriot7080

    Humans are more likely to grow wings before webbed feet.

  • Poto63

    Yet, believing in God will still get you labeled as spineless, stupid, gun-toting, and delusional by this advanced intellectual community.

  • Frustrated Teacher

    Just when you thought this bunch couldn’t GET more asinine…they top it all. Someone needs to inform these ‘scientists’ that this is NOT the way evolution proceeds…the webbed feet would have to confer some sort of survival advantage to be passed on with preference within a population. This would likely only happen if humans suddenly found themselves swimming for their lives on a daily basis….do you see how idiotic this assertion is? Just about like the prediction that our continued use of phone technology would lead us to evolve larger eyes….

  • jrcowboy49

    Global warning will extinguish all liberals before their end of the world prediction!

    • Blah Blah

      Hopefully they will all abort themselves first.

  • Kurt Smith

    Sweet mother of Mary! You just can’t make this stuff up!
    Well, actually, cartoonists do it all the time I guess. But this has got to be
    the most ridiculously insane – or the most insanely ridiculous – piece of pig
    manure I’ve yet seen oozing out from the humancausedglobalwarmingclimatechange scam. Algore must be so proud right now.

  • Joe Solomon

    “Its amazing what people will believe” – Barack H. Obama

  • JimDuncan13

    I’m going to have to pay more attention to my geese and ducks to see how they use their webbed feet.

  • Gord

    Are these idiot smoking synthetic pot? Their rational of thinking is off this planet.

  • Mi Too

    What do you expect from these idiots, they actually believe unicorns are real………….

  • TruthInSpending

    Now, now, let’s not be too hasty in reaching conclusions. After all, climate change has resulted in many developing forked tongues.

  • Flechette

    But will it cause lefties to grow a brain?

  • ricardoh

    We have a problem with our foreign policy and our economy and with dumb predictions of climate change. Why would something like this be published.

    • Blah Blah

      It’s published in British newspapers like the Telegraph.
      It’s 100% royal family and British Crown propaganda.

  • M Aurelius


  • ElvisX

    I think climate alarmists may already have webbed feat and are possibly from another planet. Betelgeuse system perhaps?

  • jim

    when you dont believe the word of the creator of the universe you are capable of believing anything

  • Blah Blah

    The Technocrats Climate Eugenics Agenda: Exposed

  • Nevermind the furthermore

    The loony left.

  • Brewskie

    The only thing I’d worry about is penis size.

    The rest is just a distraction

  • RagsOnYouSchwags

    lol, yeah sure, this is “science” :-)

  • krusaderrabbit

    LOL……..There is no evolution of course. But it makes for a good story. Gotta keep that money rolling in.

  • John Gerhard

    Just how stupid are you global warning nuts? What a bunch of loons.

    • White Poet Warlord

      There’s not enough time or enough words in the English language to describe it.

  • Aquarian

    Cool. I’ve always wanted webbed feet; good for swimming.

  • MCPOSSRetired

    So what is wrong with having webbed feet? What a bunch of BS.

  • sjhollar

    These “scientists” are truly insane. Starting a couple of million years ago when humans were first developing, the Earth went through several periods of a much warmer, wetter climate with oceans higher than today, as well as much colder with far lower sea levels. There is no indication any branch of humans developed like this. How do they think up this crap?

    • Blah Blah

      They aren’t insane, they will just say saying for money.

      • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified


      • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

        dang! you have been failing all day! too funny!

  • Blah Blah

    I’m a well informed liberal!
    I know global warming is real because I get all my information from this guy…

  • Troy To You

    Seriously the stupidest thing I have seen on the Internet in a long freaking time. And I’ve seen some really stupid stuff… Thankfully, it appears as though USA tax dollars weren’t spent for this shameful piece of detritus, since it was ‘thought up’ in Europe…

  • Stubby

    Correct me if I’m wrong but won’t we need webbed feet when the polar ice caps melt and floods the world?

  • Larry Miller


  • Spunkstein

    I wouldn’t mind this evolution but it would hurt the SCUBA industry.

  • VertexWolf

    I want to be a shark. Make it happen scientists! After I want you to come for a swim with me. 😉

  • kemboi

    I don’t remember this episode of Star Trek. He might get more pretending to be a writer rather than pretending to be a scientist.

  • frosty85

    I’d like the republican candidates to sound off on this crap… I don’t recall their positions.

  • opinionated_too

    Women are already looking like water world. Wait until this comes true. They’ll look like blimps.

    • james beapukin

      Will they retain more water if they live in water?

  • StoutCortez

    I have a question unrelated to this webbed-feet nonsense: Why does anyone respond to the feeble-minded troll who calls itself “Funkenstein”?

  • Xcalifornian

    I guessed from the headline this article was in some looney UK site and I was right. It exemplifies the failings
    of the educational system….

    • Blah Blah

      It’s in the Telegraph and Sky as well.

  • Barry Bin Inhalin

    Wow. These globull warming loons are really off the deep end.

    Webbed feet, indeed.

  • Gary Martin

    Somebody has been watching the movie “Water World” a little too much.

  • Jerry Raley

    These are the type of people who should never be allowed to buy a firearm. They are stark raving, barking at the moon, batshit crazy!

  • Lash LaRue

    If we keep traveling by air so much, we’ll soon develop wings…DOH! Libtards at their best at it again.

  • serfdom

    Yeah, but where can I get grant money to do a “study”? Looks like a good racket. What did you get for the webbed feet one?

  • james beapukin

    This story reminds me of a quote:

    What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have
    ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you
    even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.
    Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award
    you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

    • SJMWilco

      no doubt a lib. rational thought not required (or even desired)

      • StoutCortez

        But the mention of God kind of disqualifies it from being from a lib.

  • Toadus

    Steaming pile of wishful enviro-lunacy.

  • Larry Miller

    Reckon Al Gore has web feet,……or maybe gills?

  • SJMWilco

    this is the kind off ‘scientific thought’ that comes from the 97% of ‘scientists’ who concur on gorebull warming. pretty much explains it all!

    • historyguy48

      Yes, but they get PAID to do it!

  • Buford ButtFish


  • historyguy48

    And here I thought we’d all develop wings so we could fly away to a more comfortable planet like Mercury. Warm climate, sunny, and simply lovely lack of atmosphere are all highlights of the closest planet to the sun.

    Makes as much sense as this garbage.

  • Falcon 78

    We already have “climate change” scientists who are “quacks,” why not webbed feet? Are you kidding me? If someone is actually thinking this rubbish, it only goes to prove Darwin’s corollary, “Too stupid to live.” (Oh, come on, we have to at least get a laugh out of it if we read this article.)

  • Stang88

    I’ll say one thing, these Climate Change Cultist Clowns are at least entertaining. Almost none of their predictions become reality but it is fun watch them come up with this drivel. It will stop being fun when they start confiscating Trillions of dollars in assets from hard working people in order to flush it all down their illusionary rat holes so they can feel good thinking they are “solving” 4.5 Billions year old climate cycles that will continue long after we humans disappear from this Earth. What arrogance some of us have to think “we” are causing changes in climate cycles which existed 4.5 Billion years before we crawled up on land.

  • Brian washere

    AGW nutbags spawing more nutbag theories from other nutbag “sciences”.

  • meme

    what do you expect from a nation of heroin addicts

  • cleaner

    LOL….Pretty bad when they have to bring out the baser ding bats to support their nonsense

  • Fubar

    Cat eyes & web feet= duck cat hybrid…lol

  • Boozwaah

    The Loons keep getting loonier…..

  • meme

    Kirstie Allie lives next to the sea and she is turning into a whale, its true

  • dennis richardson

    So much unmitigated horse manure. These so-called scientists are not scientists whatsoever they have little scientific knowledge & are only agents for Oligarchical
    deceptions to enslave humanity with ideas that will not solve society’s problems.
    World government lies along with the Fractional Reserve banking lies. The world needs new leadership in almost all countries everywhere. America is the worst.

  • Blah Blah

    Climatologist Breaks the Silence on Global Warming Groupthink

    • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

      Hi Shill! are you still failing?

      • Blah Blah


        • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified


      • meme

        Funk causes low IQs

  • Al Terego

    Global warming is so dishonest that REAL scientists have stopped using the term. And climate change, despite the ignorance of the stooges, is NOT “global warming”.

    Their cult devotion to a dishonest political agenda will make them too stupid to breathe long before they develop webbed feet.

  • taxpqayer1

    How are such people getting paid. Are they sitting around dropping acid and reading one of Kurt Vonnegut’s old books?

  • DG

    This article is so scientifically dishonest it’s staggering any outlet would print it.

  • taxpqayer1

    I certainly encourage all who comment below to vote as we need all the votes possible to defeat the loons.

  • Ricky Shambles

    The scientist is theorizing FAR future evolution in many different scenarios – he makes no comment about GW. Daily Mail clipped the video and added GW as a “cause” to gain rage clicks – and suckered Climate Depot and many of you all right down with it.

    Sidenote: almost all of us already have a little webbing between our fingers and toes.

    • meme

      not me I am fully human

  • Uncompahgre

    Darn! No one ever told me global warming would require me to buy new shoes. You just never know what will happen during a crisis.

  • DieHillaryDieAThousandDeaths

    Global Warming Climate Change will cause our libidos to accelerate exponentially. We’ll all become victims of Clintonitis

  • Stormtrooper

    Feels like I’m reading the Onion…..LOL

    • meme

      you’ll laugh you’ll cry you’ll throw up

  • Blah Blah
    • meme

      you look Italian

      • Blah Blah

        dats rasis!

        • meme

          i’m italian so its ok

      • Larry Miller

        I saw some of them in the huge crowed(32) Hillary was puffing to.

        • meme

          you saw Italians in hillary’s crowd ? I’ll breaka their faces

  • Larry Miller

    In 1917 Woodrow Wilson was taken to Glacier National Park and shown the glacier, and was told at that time,”it isnt near as big as it was 100 years ago”
    I guess global warming, due to our actions, had already started.

    • meme

      almost all of Europe and North America were under a sheet of ice so what caused global warming then ?

      • james beapukin

        Cow farts?

        • meme

          cows were really mammoths at that time or cavecows

        • meme

          I love cow farts

      • Larry Miller

        Death Valley was reported to have had 180 ft. of ice many years ago also.

  • trynfindit

    Dr Matthew Skinner’s been smoking some really weird stuff.

  • homeboy johnson

    TOTAL bs. These people are stupid.

  • Haigha

    Pretty silly. In order for this to be true, it would have to be the case that (i) global warming would produce a “waterworld” scenario (it wouldn’t–if all the ice in the world melted, there would still be more than enough land) and (ii) that selective pressures would apply to humans as if technology didn’t exist. In a modern society, there would be no survival or reproductive advantage to having webbed feet. Everyone would have rubber flippers and submarines. As for gills, cetaceans seem to have lived in the water for quite a while without evolving them.

  • CORighty

    How many hundreds of generations are needed for a genetic change of this magnitude? Anyone who believes this crap needs to be locked away.

  • richardcranium

    Lmao im an idiot for clicking this link. Fml

    • Blah Blah

      Shun the non-believer!

  • mashman

    According to the satellite data, which unlike the surface data, is not adjusted, there has been zero ‘global warming’ since 1991!

  • xman_11530

    Webbed feet, gills, underwater eyesight? Count me in! I am going out to fire up the private jet for Paris in the morning..
    Wait… wasn’t this the plot to Waterworld with Kevin Costner..

    • Blah Blah

      It was a TV show from the 1980s called “Man from Atlantis”.

      • xman_11530

        Scuba diving without gear? This is truly going to be awesome. Now I understand why Al Gore bought a place in Malibu near the coast.

        Fire up the coal generators!

  • OG Mally Bieber

    Kevin Costner – did you write this?

  • SpectroLobo


    And smurfs claim the elmos are stupid…

  • DieHillaryDieAThousandDeaths

    Two meatheads discussing GW

  • Blah Blah


    Hide the Decline: CLIMATEGATE

  • mollypo

    Stupid, just plain stupid. Humans will evolve into no hands and just thumbs from using cell phones.

    • meme

      I developed a larger penis from regular douses of cell phone radiation . I had to go 2 pants sizes up

  • John Smith

    Picture no.4 looks like your typical liberal hipster.

  • xoxozo

    They are trying to condition OUR KIDS to believe this and THEN raise THEIR kids to believe it…They have PATIENCE and know that their plan for Progressivism has worked over the last 40 yrs….. with more people leaning left that ever before…LOOK at the audience at B Sanders events…ALL YOUNG!!!
    TALK and teach your kids what is really going on & WHY THEY WANT THEM TO BELIEVE IN GLOBAL WARMING. Don’t forget to tell them about the “MINI Ice Age” of the 70’s

  • fulredy

    Wow! I hope the liberal media publishes this incredible idiocy! The more kooky crap like this will help the sane among us put this global warming alarmism to bed once and for all.

  • NoMoLies

    I do hope this is a joke and that the idiots that wrote this do not think us dumb enough to believe it.

  • neverfooled

    The only thing that will stop the glo-bull warming scam-job is for these pseudo-scientists to be arrested and charged with fraud.

    The folks funding them should occupy the same cell.

  • rawheadrex

    Nearly all of the GWAs are already mouth breathers.

  • Bubba

    This is happening now. global warmers have already evolved with fish brains. But, it is at it’s earliest stages, as in the warmers will float around with the jelly fish. The warmest scientist think they will float in colonies of jelly brain fish around a Obama type blob. Remember i the next election the farce be with you.

  • Al-gore

    …and Guam is about to tip over. Hilarious!!!

    • meme

      that gem was from a congressman in Georgia I believe , funkadelic

      • Al-gore

        And this article probably has him terrified…that is if someone has read it to him.

  • donald duck


  • AnchorBeach

    can these people be any more insane?

    • meme

      they think the president is straight , the jokes on them!

  • Colorado Kidd

    Maybe the webs would keep that pesky toe jam out of there!

    • meme

      whoa toe jam and crackers (the kind you eat)

    • Larry Miller

      I want the gills first cause I might not be able to swim very good.

  • Jack Frost

    I’d do the “other planet” chick!

    • meme

      I like the extra crispy !

  • joelj31

    so, this idiot contends that if the oceans rise, humans will evolve to adapt to the water rather than walking to higher ground. I’m betting he got a fat government grant for this rubbish.

    • Al-gore

      Indeed. The AGW fanatics also say that the 0.5 degree temperature increase in Atlanta has made violent crime spike. In that case one should be able to correlate violence using a “latitude gradient”.

      • meme

        wait lets check on Chicago its freaken freezing there how many hits this weekend ?

        • Al-gore

          Ed Zachery!

          • meme

            is that costners real name ?

  • migtex1234

    Phony scammers still trying to sell the huge lie.
    Man cannot control the solar system.
    This scam is all about ==income redistribution””” & total control over citizens !!!
    Look up old Kerry’s remarks after big conference. He stated as such.

  • amusing_myself

    Chicken Little

  • Jack Frost

    Somebody must have watched Kevin Costner’s “Waterworld”

    • meme

      k e v i n C o s t n e r that rings a bell but i just can’t place the name

    • Al-gore

      Oh yeah, the urine drinker.

      • meme

        whats worse ? a urine drinker or a shit eater ?

  • Gary Lowndes

    Its possible. After all, look what “global warming” has done to the IQ of liberals.

    • meme

      I developed a larger penis from regular douses of cell phone radiation . I had to go 2 pants sizes up

  • Ronald Small

    Without a doubt, the stupidest thing ever written. How do people this stupid get hired as writers? This guy watches too many Kevin Costner movies.

  • mikec711

    Since no clear timeline was introduced, this guy won’t ever have to fess up to reality but … in 2007, at the urging of the brilliant Al Gore … Chris Cuomo (CNN) said that the current projection was that ocean levels could likely rise 8 feet in the next 8 years (ie: 2015). Well, fast forward, and they have risen. By almost 1 inch. So in that this projection which raised quite a hub-bub was 100x (2 orders of magnitude) overblown, did CNN or Mr. Cuomo ever talk about what a ridiculous statement that was? I don’t think so.

    • meme

      Mr Cuomo is now doing Wheat chex commercials, lying bastard

  • FM Buller

    Did they research Kevin Costner’s Waterworld? Will we all become Dennis Hopper? I didn’t know the definition of science was as frivolous as what qualifies as modern art these days.

  • James Matters

    And continued sunlight could cause us to grow sunglasses…

    • meme

      I developed a larger penis from regular douses of cell phone radiation . I had to go 2 pants sizes up

  • Major Remington

    I bet if you were to check, Al Gore already has webbed feet.

    • James Matters

      Yes, but they were surgically altered.

    • meme

      he does have a rather big tush and tends to waddle

    • Larry Miller

      Does he have wings?

  • Richard Chauvin Jr.

    Mutations including web feet presuppose survival of those humans most able to swim faster than the competition and thereby catch more prey in the water. Those without the webbing would die from starvation, resulting in the non-web features to not survive in the genetic pool. Does this sound like a reasonable theory on which to stake your reputation? Laughable!

  • Dan Thompson

    Liberalism is truly a mental disorder. This fool is a prime example of what happens when a person is given over to a reprobate mind. They can no longer reason and their brains malfunction allowing them to believe nonsense like this. Global warming derangement syndrome.

  • Al-gore

    And Brawndo has electrolytes!

  • Al-gore

    The majority of the world’s population lives near the coast. So the people that actually believe this crappe won’t have the sense enough the move to higher ground; thereby drowning a huge portion of the population. It’s a self-correcting problem.

  • lenny2012

    Any sighting of Amazonian natives with webbed feet? They live in the worm and moist climate for thousands of years.
    Then we have nothing to worry about theory darvinists are pulling out of their rear ends in anticipation of the April Fulls holidays.

  • Melvin Leppla

    I gather we will develop the capacity to communicate with ducks.

  • an observation

    Just when you think the GW crowd couldn’t possibly get any funnier in their ridiculously inane hysteria, they dig a little deeper and pull out a gem. Well if nobody was taking them seriously before (and not many were) these insane and unhinged sun worshipers are sure to change a lot of minds with this startling news. I know that I for one am now seriously considering building myself a small pond in the backyard for the purposes of learning to fish with my mouth and to trying and master the waddle with dignity.

    • Larry Miller

      If you’re a Liberal, better forget it, cause you need smarts for that

      • an observation

        Lucky for me then I’m not a liberal. Your comprehension skills are just a little lacking there Larry. But you did spell all your words correctly, so you’ve got that going for you…

  • Bob USAF(ret)

    Global warming has already been proven to be a big hoax by lib a..holes, same a..holes that come with this BS.

  • gil wambold

    I would like a pair of wings too! lol

  • Ontherocks

    Good one! hahaha


    It takes millions of years for these kinds of traits to evolve…

  • Machiavelli Sun Tzu

    Reading this POS article just convinces me, even more, that these Chicken Littles love to have the bejesus scared out of them by believing this fiction is real. What a bunch of mongoloid fools lol.

  • Tom

    I just want the Duck Penis

  • Publius

    America needs someone to fight for her! Check out this TERRIFIC new song called ‘Great Again’—

  • Reagangirl

    So, Kevin Costner was onto something. #WaterWorld

  • Just an old soldier…

    Drudge Report click bait worked on me. All the smart people KNOW that man-caused global warming is real. The smart people are now saying our next step is to develop webbed feet and gills.
    It’s funny though, I don’t feel smarter reading this cr**, I actually feel dumber. Thanks climate depot.

  • Larry Miller

    Gore will have a movie about this as soon as he finds a few web footed people.

  • gail24

    Oh, good grief. This is just plain crazy. Yet there will be people who actually believe this …

  • SaintLo

    Global Warming has caused believers to close their minds, open their wallets, and drop their pants.

  • socraticsilliness

    Someone actually calls these boobs scientists? Someone spent way too much time watching Waterworld.

    • Mr Tais-toi

      I want to be a boob scientist….

  • Goofballs

    Grant money must be waning

  • Lars

    If global warming creates fools who come up with theories like these, I’m going to have to start believing in global warming.

  • Onceler’s Revenge

    Well, as humans we do evolve relatively fast. Sometimes I wonder how much of it is chance mutations, the desirable of which survive throughout the generations, and how much of it is our DNA recognizing a hostile environment and intentionally mutating to adapt and survive. The latter is a scary thought.

  • Iwasonemore

    in some ways that would be a reverse of current physical changes; a.e. – since onset of more and more confining shoes – humans have lost much of their smallest toes in length; prior anthro finds/studies prove people have been losing their toes – and it was predicted (back in early 80s) that with the continuation of the shoes modern man wears – up the road, we would have hooves. As well, due to those shoes (not age) the onset of closer together discs have been noticed in humans without prior space btwn each of yesteryears.

    But climate change isn’t the cause – rather the expected and on time and perfectly patterened as the other times throughout the world’s history – the axis shift now ongoing (takes a long time); we are (again) at a spike – which goes up and down for centuries but remains “high” – it is when – as has happened to earth before – it dips severely – ICE AGE. Unfortunately, there is nothing anyone can do about it – except apparently:

    make up a lie that this is “man made” and therefore, make up businesses/a new economy with help from government(s) to make billions in non-useful “products” – that most do more harm than good to humans and other life; but definitely do nothing and can do nothing to prevent or correct the earth’s natural axis shift – now ongoing…

  • BigBoa

    Is there any further doubt that these people are insane?

    And OUR MONEY funds this stuff. No, no money for YOU. We need it to give to illegals and fund this kind of insanity….

  • Blah Blah

    This is the eugenics cult that is behind the global warming scam.
    ( and yes, Al Gore is a member )

    The Club of Rome: Group That Admitted Manufacturing Global Warming Threat Still Pushes Same Hoax

  • mmmilesll

    And what about the even bigger problem of hang-nails?

  • meeester

    Webbed feet? How about a webbed head ,maybe larger ears for shade:

  • Bob

    Yes it could happen, since everyone living in deserts and hot zones in Africa, the Middle East and America have developed webbed feet over the last few thousand years! Hahaha!

  • Water Weenies

    These morons must be big Kevin Costner fans

  • terfull

    People who believe in global warming are hilarious! Thanks for sharing the laugh.

  • Water Weenies

    My second cousin looks just like the image of the water world chick so this theory that it “might” happen is already dead

  • LarryEF

    I hope no one is taking this craziness seriously. The only global warming happening in my vicinity is when I turn my heater on.

  • Blah Blah

    Chelsea Clinton looks like an amphibian!
    Is it a coincidence her real fathers name is WEBB HUBBELL? ( web, get it )

  • jumpstart

    2016 contender for Darwin Award of The Year award


    Great article!!! Enjoyed it immensely!! I am still laughing and have forwarded it to everyone that gets the humor of the liberal mind. Shame it causes so much damage when the herds of stupid liberals stampede.

    • Blah Blah



        And proud of it!

  • The Harbinger

    OMG…libtards are mentally ill!

    • Thomas Taylor

      Hate to correct you Harbinger. But doctors claim they have treatments for the mentally ill. But all that can be done for liberalism, Is absolutely no work. Followed up with many free program, and rest.

  • Patricia Henry

    What a complete MORON OMG. We are more likely to develop MUSH FOR BRAINS if we think like this idiot

  • David169

    This is the biggest pile of crap I have ever seen. If this jerk has a high school diploma it and any other piece of paper that attests to his education they all need to be revoked. Real scientists say it takes at least 5,000 years to make minor changes to any of the genes that are common between all humans such as 4 fingers and a thumb.
    This is as far out as Obama talking about the streets in Miami flooding at high tide twice every day.

  • The Harbinger

    The hoax that keeps on giving. LOL!

  • thrstr

    hey, are these not improvements?
    liberals crack me up, but let’s throw another several hundred billion away at “fixing” this.
    take some more classes, morons.

  • The Harbinger

    It is easier to believe that ISIS will stop throwing homosexuals off of buildings than to believe all this spew about climate change.

  • Dum Dum Duggan

    University of Kent? I find it amusing when anybody needs to find a crackpot they go to the UK. Vaccine hysteria came from there as well.

  • Mike Gilmer

    What complete morons believe this stuff? Oh, that’s right, the ones who vote Democrat.

  • janhglaser

    So will we lay eggs?

    • Sway Snub

      Women will be spending hours on their feathers.

  • Thomas Taylor

    Gee, When I signed up for global warming, they told be my manhood would grow. that does it !– I’m a nonbeliever now.

  • The Harbinger

    No changes to the reproductive organs? What?

    Humans do not become asexual?

    At the very least, don’t men develop a sex organ with a bone it it, like other aquatic mammals?

    I’m feeling a bit cheated at this moment.

    • David169

      The Alaska natives still sell usicks from walruses.

  • fred8131

    How the hell are webbed feet going to protect me from global warming?

  • Ron

    How goofy…and these are scientists???

  • John H

    At least this scientist is committed to his scientific view. I’ve always wondered what the big deal is if the earth grows warmer and the seas rise. If you believe that the life of mammals evolved from sea creatures, than we should expect that we will just evolve back into fish, or dolphins or whatever is necessary to continue on the planet. If you believe that a rock evolved into a tomato and a tomato into a man (with perhaps a few more transitory forms in between but you get the gist) what’s the big deal if the earth is covered by water. I am quite confident that I will grow web feet and web hands and develop gills before water has a chance to drown me. If this sounds weird to you, why do our science department teach this nonsense evolution, especially since they have never once seen any creature experience a beneficial mutation or a single creature change into a new species. Bruce Jenner has perhaps experienced the greatest evolution of any creature that I am aware of, but I suspect he had some help.

    • David169

      A lot of the shrimp start life as males and change to females later in life (naturally). The genetic changes you talk about take millions of years.

      • OldeGeezer

        Bruce Jenner is a shrimp?

    • obamaisacorn

      too bad he’s not committed to science.

  • Arnold Brevick

    Cheese men coming from the moon could turn us all into cheese by shooting us with cheese guns. Please stop calling these fools scientists!

    • OldeGeezer

      That was a pretty cheesy comment.

    • Thomas Taylor

      but you don’t understand– it is these same scientist that supply us warmist mice with all our cheese data

      • Arnold Brevick

        If it is cheese data it must be Swiss Cheese date because it is full of holes.

  • Fritz_Von_Dago

    I think this article is funny….However I’m prone to believe that global warming bogus computer models have cause the average Warmest to grow SH!T for brains personally.

    • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified


      • Fritz_Von_Dago

        Well hello there stitch-head? See you’re out today commenting trying hard to prove my hypothesis!

        • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

          what is your hypo?

          • Fritz_Von_Dago

            Pick one…..I’m sure you will be wrong!

          • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

            you do realize that you make zero sense, right?

          • Fritz_Von_Dago

            Is that the pot calling the kettle black again Kiddo?

          • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

            sure bobby…get new material, son

          • Fritz_Von_Dago

            And here I thought I was doing so good copying your style too….kiddo!

  • fred8131

    Won’t monkeys get the webs first.

  • Patricia Henry

    Sounds more like a story for National Enquirer

  • OldeGeezer

    Oh no, Glowball Wareming has turned my boogers radioactive, and my poop too! I’m sending Al Gore some fresh samples to verify my ‘science is in’ the bag.

  • Fred

    I’m sorry, but he’s absolutely wrong. Humans are going to develop wings…everyone knows that.

  • ImaHippyBurning

    Hysterical! The LIBturds have become insanely Hysterical! The only thing these imbeciles are doing evolutionary speaking is devolving into lowest life forms this planet can sustain!

    • obamaisacorn

      and multiplying like a cancer.

      • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified


  • obamaisacorn

    If its evolution why do liberals keep telling us we’re going to die in 13 days (Gore 2006: humanity extinct by Jan 26 2016) if we don’t let govt take our hard earned money and hand it to someone who don’t deserve it? Are the libs finally done with that lie?

  • Matt McCann

    Dr Matthew Skinner lacks any common sense. Even IF global warming was man made and a real long term event, man has the ability to adapt to their surroundings in artificial ways (buildings, air-conditioning, heating, boats and other vehicles) so we would have no reason to adapt and have web feet. If he is a real PhD he should be ashamed of himself.

    • obamaisacorn

      Matt, they voted for it so its real.

    • OldeGeezer

      I thought his name was Dick Skinner?

  • Joe Bleaux

    I predict AGW will cause all dry land to become flooded, bringing sharks to the former continents, and they will then eat the web-footed people.

    • OldeGeezer

      AGW means Al Gore’s Weenie?

      • ImaHippyBurning

        Ha! Good one!

  • MOE

    The jackasses that come up with this crap should have to get real jobs. Maybe a job shoveling duck shit into one anothers

  • obamaisacorn

    Did the global warming consensus scientists vote for this too?

    • OldeGeezer

      Yes, they all rented a room and it was a consensual act …

      • Sway Snub

        Nobody threw cold water on them, and this is what we get.

  • neverfooled

    This is what you get when you hand out grant money looking for a pre-planned agenda result.

    We should be able to sue the government for wasting our tax dollars on lies.

  • golfinjesse

    We’re just a collection of cells overrating themselves

  • ImaHippyBurning

    The only thing that is going to potentially kill millions will be the pending Global Conflict currently being created from conditions caused by Communist Filth Like “Barak The Insane HUSSEIN” and “Hillary the Enabler”

    • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified


  • Joe Bleaux

    In a world filled with water, the web-footed man is king.

  • Blah Blah

    If you deniers don’t wake up your grandchildren are going to look like this!

    • OldeGeezer

      “If I had a son he would look like Treytoad”

    • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

      not a good day for ya, huh?

  • doggma

    Obama cured climate change with a stoke of a pen and a open checkbook. Where have you been…web feet is what you are going to get with a lot more mutations from the nukes Obama gave to Iran and NK…..what a funny article…

    • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified


  • El Derrico

    Wait a minute. I thought evolutionists have said that black people evolved to combat warm temperatures. Shouldn’t the whole world become black?

    • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

      see? you are an idiot

  • Tim Z

    What a crock of sh*t.

  • Tom Lahman

    Webb feet my patootie! I live in Phx. Az. It’s been cold enough here this winter to make a polar bear hunt cover. It Obama don’t get a handle on this global warming; l’m going in for fur implants!

  • Arnold Brevick

    Note how he starts with imagination! Shave your head bald, wear geeky glasses, speak in a low serious tone and idiots will believe what you say, no matter how wacky!

    • Sway Snub

      Sounds like a president we once elected (twice)

  • OldCrow1973

    Global Climate Change has us so far drowning in stupidity.

  • Sway Snub

    What a Quack! Global Warming is nothing more than Blowing Hot Air where the Sun Don’t Shine

  • Blah Blah
    • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified


      • Sway Snub


        • Polar Vortex

          I suspected Suzy was fooling around behind my back!

    • Polar Vortex

      True.. but I’m suing for unauthorized use of pictures of my family.

  • fjrtraveler

    Evolutionists are stuck on stupid in a big way.

  • Lovebandit

    Good God how f’in STUPID can these lefty bastards get? Liberalism is worsen than cancer…

  • FriendOfJohnnyM

    OH, MY GOD! Just exactly HOW FRIGGIN’ STOOPID do these “global warming” IDIOTS think we are?

    • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

      well, I think you are really stupid

  • Ken Martin

    What a crock of bullshit.

  • Blah Blah

    Global Warming and Greenpeace totally destroyed in 10 minutes!

    • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

      you are still here? no life son?

    • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

      you keep failing, son

  • josetoyou

    Leave it to the Europeans to come up with nonsense like this…

  • Jeffrey Gee

    Sweet better to see and swim what’s wrong with that. I’ll go drive my SUV around while spraying hairspray and hope for the evolution!

  • Sway Snub

    Most scientist fail, it is the nature of the business.

  • moniqueO

    OMG! This would be soooo cool!!! Too bad it is all a hoax from money grubbing power freaks.

  • Smedley Butler

    Is this the Onion?

    • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

      did you fall for the drudge bait?

  • squirefld

    Liberalism is a mental illness.

    • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified


      • Sway Snub

        You really should consider changing your doctor.

      • squirefld

        You must be a liberal, in your normal mental state.

  • LibsAreWrong

    Someone shut these freaks up.

    • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

      awww, you mad? did you fall for the drudgebait?

    • SerfCityHereWeCome

      No! Then we’d be sinking to the level of the totalitarian left. These lunatics should be REQUIRED to speak their minds, at all times, to keep digging their own political graves.

  • aspenguy

    Gill man!!!

  • Onceler’s Revenge

    who will be the first liberal unidentified-gender weirdo to have gill sex?

    • SerfCityHereWeCome

      Who will be, or who was?

  • Sheba3

    I guess this is a settled science also, Anybody who dares to disagree will be jauiled

  • ata777

    Every time I think the warmer crowd can’t get any more hysterical or stupid, they prove me wrong.

  • Joe America

    This is the biggest pile of BULL EXCREMENT I have ever heard. This guy is a complete and utter over educated MORON!
    Why is this even NEWS WORTHY?

  • Sheba3

    This is the kind of junk the MSM likes to publish to reinforce this big lie. Why else would they even consider publishing it

  • Hart Ponder

    Ha ha ha aaaaa… Thanks for the laugh.

  • jabusse

    This represents the best science put forth by the warmists. Be kind.

  • The_Toxic_Avenger

    Did I somehow link to “The Onion” by mistake?

  • The_Toxic_Avenger

    Wasn’t New York City supposed to be under water by now?

    • SerfCityHereWeCome

      I’m so sick and tired of hearing promises that aren’t kept.

  • bigpinch

    I hope that Is true. I have a gaggle of geese that swim in my pond. I want to be “at one” with them but my lack of webbed feet has been an impediment to that dream. I tried to get Obama to pay attention to my heart-breaking plight. Now it looks like Mother Nature will finally come to my salvation. Thank you Gaia.

  • dave0987

    I’m so glad that warning of terrorism, and unvetted, unlimited illegal immigration (from Mexico and the Middle East) is “Fear mongering” but this cult-the hoax of global warming/climate change is not.

    Just ask any commielib.

  • Janet

    Stupid and ridiculous. More evidence that liberalism is a mental disorder which is contagious through lies and propaganda like this.

  • MudFlapShoes

    who cares?

    i just don’t want to have to mate like earthworms on Planet San Francisco.

    • Sway Snub

      I don’t know, I kind of want to see you try and lay an egg.

  • Sway Snub

    How many days are left in Al Gore’s 10 Years till Doomsday Clock?

    • SerfCityHereWeCome

      About 13 days I think, but of much greater concern is Ted Danson’s dire prediction regarding our oceans. We only have a paltry minus-18 years left on that urgent front.

  • westcoast

    Finally, I’ll be able to swim, win an Olympic metal and be rich! Thank you Global Warming!

  • You Wont Like It

    Lmao only comic cons believe this rubbish

  • ClimateWhat

    This would be hilarious if these despicable people were not raking in millions of tax dollars to forward their ridiculous science fiction.

    • SerfCityHereWeCome

      They’re not; they’re looting billions, with a B.

  • slobotnavich

    Is there no end to the sheer, unadulterated, mindless idiocy spouted by the stunningly ignorant climate alarmists? They represent the single greatest example of total and abysmal ignorance since the last days of the Dark Ages.

  • 121212121212

    liberals all nodded in agreement

    • Sway Snub

      …liberals are looking at their feet right now

  • Noli Me Calcare

    This just in. Global warming could cause liberals to grow a brain. Nah, that couldn’t possibly happen. Maybe a liberal with two anuses.

  • StoicAbSpartan

    This is not science. In any way shape or form. It is like talking about unicorns as being a possibility if we only believe hard enough long enough (unless a rhinoceros is considered an overweight unicorn).
    For 95% of the last half billion years there has been no year round ice at all. There was plenty of land for all of those land based dinosaurs to wander around on not to mention the continued evolution of mammals. I don’t recall seeing any fossil evidence that they were using snorkels. During the ice ages the sea level has been way, way lower than today. twenty thousand years ago it was 450 feet lower. As far as adapting to ‘a second ice age’, We are living in a warmer period inside of the fifth ice age. This ice age, the one in which we evolved to be who we are, could go on for a very long time with warmer and cooler periods, or it could end.
    We are way more likely to evolve more muscular more dexterous thumbs from texting and gaming on our phones than any of these hair-brained ideas.

  • squawneye

    Maybe NBC could bring back the show Manimal now that these geniuses have said this. I bet Patrick Duffy isn’t so very busy these days.

  • Animedude5555

    Sounds like some quack science.

  • Polar Vortex

    Cool. You should be so lucky.

  • Pettifogger

    Look at the small shoulders of the water-world guy. Competitive swimmers don’t have small shoulders–or big waists. I call horsepuckey wholly apart from the merits of global warming. And why does our nasopharynx adapt to warming colder air when the earth is warming? Will a warmer earth have colder air? More horsepuckey.

  • Mr Cat

    I saw a documentary on this……..

  • bd1143bc

    OH MAN, HAHAHAHAAHAHAAAHAAAHAHAAAA! These government paid “micheal-mann made” global warming shills are getting really desperate.

  • 2400cc

    Why not, look what it’s done to their brains….

  • Ed Goedhart

    I am one of those genetic outliers that have small webs between my toes and fingers…..there must have global warming at some point before in the earth’s history….


    Got my laugh for the day. Thanks idiotic GW guy.

  • wylie123

    The climate change claim has certainly caused some people to develop webbed minds.

  • Whatthe Beep

    Oh lawdy lawdy!! deliver us from the stupid oh loawd!!

  • Gemmo Boon

    What utter horsesh*t. These folks should be placed upon an island & left to rot.

  • Jeff Justice


  • Don l duck

    Just when you think the dummies can’t get any dumber….lol

  • alance

    The creature from the black lagoon on the world-wide web.

  • arcsinice

    Sounds good to me, I’ll bite. Speaking of which I’m switching from meat and potatoes to fish flakes……………..

  • Billy Batson

    One, I would love to have webbed hands in feet.
    I would be inclined to make Climate Change happen if that’s a side effect.

    Two, I’m quite sure there are “GMO” individuals with such extremities already and Climate Change is not the cause of their abnormalities.

  • Robert Wagner

    I think climate change science just jumped the shark.

  • Sergeant York

    I thought I was reading an article from the Onion for a minute… They must be kidding.

  • A cha cha cha

    O shit ,,,,waddle waddle this article is not what it is quaked up to be.. all B.S

  • Higgs Boson

    The REAL “Climate Change” Dictionary:

    ► CLIMATE CHANGE: What has been happening for billions of years, but should now be flogged to produce panic for profit. “Climate Change” is the new “Global Warming”…. the name may have changed, but the hoax is still the same.

    ► PEER REVIEW: The act of banding together a group of like-minded academics with a funding conflict of interest, for the purpose of squeezing out any research voices that threaten the multi-million dollar government grant gravy train.

    ► SETTLED SCIENCE: Betrayal of the scientific method for politics, money or both.

    ► DENIER: Anyone who suspects the truth.

    ► NOBEL PEACE PRIZE: Leftist Nutcase Prize, unrelated to “Peace” in any meaningful way.

    ► DATA, EVIDENCE: Unnecessary details. If anyone asks for this, see “DENIER,” above.

    ► CLIMATE SCIENTIST: A person skilled in spouting obscure, scientific-sounding jargon that has the effect of deflecting requests for “DATA” by “DENIERS.” Also skilled at affecting an aura of “Smartest Person in the Room” to buffalo gullible legislators and journalists.

    ► JUNK SCIENCE: The use of invalid scientific evidence resulting in findings of causation which simply cannot be justified or understood from the standpoint of the current state of credible scientific or medical knowledge.

    ►SCIENTIFIC MODEL: Mathematical representation of theory that emphasizes alarmist political impact instead of being actually able to accurately predict any measurable events.

  • Friedrich

    Isn’t humankind lucky? We have “Evolution” a non thinking non directed crap shoot able to redesign us, come up with solutions which do not exist at this time in our DNA —- and generally guarantee our existence……..

  • sirlance

    Lol….they’ve been watching the movie water world and taking it literally….these climate clowns are the dumbest bunch of jackass ‘s I’ve ever seen

  • Ugasailor

    Another ‘useful idiot’.

    Numerous world wide tidal stations show linear increase in sea level over the last 100+ years; about 3 mm/year.

  • Mark Braddock

    Climate change believers and the most gullible folks ever.

  • Michael Massa

    Helloooooooooo Aquaman is real!!!

    • Billy Batson

      Man from Atlantis.

  • Billy Batson
  • SquidBonez

    And you know that just about every alarmist will believe this without a second thought…

  • konc2

    It is really way past time to cull the GORBOT herd.

  • zloppolz
  • Guil Abaya

    This is exactly why I can’t take these “Scientists” seriously.

  • Sunny Skye

    People, turn off the dang TV and grow a brain. This is just….. sad.

  • bill

    I couldn’t stop laughing for at least 2-3 minutes after reading this article. [Let’s just pretend the water is actually rising and global warming is real for a minute] Instead of developing webs and gills and whatever else why don’t these people just take ONE STEP backwards out of the water? That should solve their problem for another century or two, easy.

    • SerfCityHereWeCome

      As I mentioned earlier, that solution is far too complex for a leftist.

  • bill

    So manbearpig is now manduckcat? I am super cereal guys!!!

  • eyesjamesq

    Believing this stuff will turn you in to a horses ass for sure webbed feet I don’t know.

  • dedanann

    We here in Seattle already have webbed feet. I guess we have evolved faster.

    • zloppolz

      Flee Seattle, before Mount Rainer erupts.

  • johnfembup

    Will this happen soon? I was going to shop for new shoes next week!

  • Icepilot

    Carbon Dioxide (CO2) & Photosynthesis are the foundation of Life on Earth. Plants/plankton turn
    Sunlight/CO2 into Food/Oxygen. Neither animal nor blade of grass would exist, absent CO2. Increasing CO2 lengthens growing seasons & encourages plants to move higher in altitude & Latitude; just as it helps to shrink deserts, plants using water more efficiently. Rising temperatures also lengthen growing seasons, help babies of nearly every species, increase net rainfall & save lives; because cold kills. The Earth is greener, more fertile & life sustaining than it was 40 years ago.

  • Distillerman

    In the 50’s and 60’s we were alarmed at the potential futuristic world of taking a pill instead of scarfing down an In N Out burger and fries. Then we heard about “pay TV” and envisioned the slot to shove quarters down the hole in order to watch Sky King and the Lone Ranger. I now will fret and become an insomniac at the thought of my grandchildren coughing up hairballs and having a water tight rectum.

  • vutsrq

    The global warming hoax believers get more ridiculous by the hour.

  • David Hill

    This comes out of Ohio State? People should pull their kids out and send them to a college where you do not have kooks teaching.

  • BikerBen

    Obviously the earth has been warming since the last ice age, and we’ll eventually have another ice age. I frankly ignore all this talk about “man-made climate change” brought to us by the usual liberal scum trying to pick our pockets to achieve their ultimate goal of world wide wealth re-distribution. I won’t advocate the Sharia law penalty of cutting off the thieve’s hands until or unless they attempt to create some sort of new tax “to alleviate the impact of this potential tragedy.” We’ve watched our so-called president spend trillions on nonsense projects that have accomplished nothing. I think we’ve had quite enough of this garbage.

  • Doug Weaver

    Is the government paying for this, but claiming they don’t have money to secure our borders?

  • SerfCityHereWeCome

    Laugh all you want, you evil deniers…just wait until 1998 gets here in another 10 years and all the oceans are boiled stone dead like climate expert Ted Danson says.

  • WangDangDoodlinAllDayLong

    This is one full of schitt Brit.
    I bet he thinks he can go into cryogenic storage and then be revived later so he can witness it…

  • pugwis

    Wow! I guess this loony hasn’t read Darwin. What? We’re going to choose to grow webbed feet because oceans will rise? Well, I choose a larger penis. Let’s see! Nope, didn’t work. If this is supposed to work, our nostrils will move to the top of our heads, people will have to give up our arms and hands, we will grow whiskers, and we will begin eating raw fish. Now, can you imagine going out on a date with someone like that? How long would it take for Darwin’s methodology to result in a manwhale or a wotter? Just goes to show the level of stupidity in our academia. Does this guy have tenure?

  • DG

    The serious warmists must be cringing at this article– feelings of guilt by association.

  • JWood-the-other

    When I saw the headline I thought it was a link to the Daily Mail or one of the other tabloids that live by click bait like this.

    • JWood-the-other

      Silly me! It was originally from the DM!

  • JWood-the-other

    When I saw the headline I thought it was a link to the Daily Mail or one of the other tabloids that live by click bait like this.

  • roccotool

    I’ll be sure to run away from the flying boulders as fast as I can, with my webbed feet. Hearty and Hansen made that claim just in time for the climate summit in Paris. Google it. Next, we’ll hear the ancient aliens warned us about the Warming.

  • roccotool

    I’ll be sure to run away from the flying boulders as fast as I can, with my webbed feet. Hearty and Hansen made that claim just in time for the climate summit in Paris. Google it. Next, we’ll hear the ancient aliens warned us about the Warming.

  • bovnyccc

    Dumb, dumb, dumb. Lamarck’ s theory of evolution by use and disuse was debunked a long time ago-by Darwin. If the DNA Doesn’t change, nothing will happen.

  • bovnyccc

    Dumb, dumb, dumb. Lamarck’ s theory of evolution by use and disuse was debunked a long time ago-by Darwin. If the DNA Doesn’t change, nothing will happen.

  • John Karpiscak

    First, global warming is a hoax. Second, biological organisms, (people included), don’t develop characteristics in response to anything. Spontaneous genetic mutations occur which, if beneficial, can help the organism survive. In all the years I’ve worked with newborn babies, I’ve seen many anomalies, most of which were detrimental and needing fixing. But I’ve never seen any baby born with gills. Sure, a single baby could be born with them, but it isn’t very likely. Third, the idea of developing big noses to warm the cold air is ridiculous! Scandinavians typically have slender noses and Africans have big noses. This should be opposite if what they are saying were true. What dribble!

  • Blah Blah

    I have only seen one person here try to defend this article and it was the notorious gubmint shill name “Funkenstein” that they only send in to do damage control!

    Very telling.

  • Chris Scarburry

    Wait these people are for real. They think that 4.5 billion they evolved from a rock, If you are stupid enough to believe this then webbed feet are not hard to understand.

  • DirtyDave

    Where do the find these clowns?

    • Blah Blah


  • roccotool

    Remember, we have 13 days to the Warming Armageddon Algore pronounced 10 years ago. Why, the cities will be underwater and at a point of no return on January 26, 2016. My new webbed feet will come in real handy. Thanks, Algore!

  • Blah Blah

    Do you know who is heavily invested in the CCX?
    ( The Carbon Credit Exchange in Chicago )

    You guessed it: Al Gore, George Soros and…..BARACK OBAMA!

    The biggest snake oil salesman of the 21st century…

  • Juanita Broaddrick’s Lip

    Al Gore = Nobel Science Prize?

    Like awarding Obama a Nobel Peace Prize.


  • LysolMotorola

    Boy. You had me for a minute. Then I got it. This is a world class send up of the entire global warming farce. Even better than when glibal warming was blamed for kidney stones.

  • boBNunny

    Tell the truth! Is this the Onion!?

  • Kevin

    I saw this movie! Just terrible, but entertaining. I thought Costner did far better work in Tin Cup

  • Gary Warren

    The insanity of climate change has new nutcases that suck up publicity and try to become rich like Al Gore.

    • Blah Blah

      You’re hot!

  • triggerfish

    We’ve seen that movie before it’s called, Waterworld starring Kevin Costner. So the losers which thought up this story must have been viewing Waterworld recently thought it would be a great finish to a movie that did poorly at the box office!

  • Justin Playfair

    Wow! Webbed feet and gills?!? They ought to make a movie about that. They could call it “Waterworld” and cast Kevin Costner in the lead role. It would be awesome. Or not.

  • Jon C. Randall

    I just wonder what the author of this weird fiction was smoking. Truly an amazing overreach.

    • Ho Jo

      some really good chit man

  • KCallahan

    Well dang it, I was hoping for wings.

  • Blah Blah

    Here’s the only video on the global warming hoax you will ever have to watch again!

    Dr Patrick Moore was one of the founders of Greenpeace.
    He explains in 30 minutes how global warming is a total hoax, and how Greenpeace became a communist, eugenicist movement.

    Confessions of a Greenpeace Dropout – Dr Patrick Moore

  • Arya

    I guess I really have gotten old. Back in the day this was called fiction.

  • Dutchman

    These sound like positive mutations to me. Who wouldn’t want to see better in low light conditions? I assume webbed hands and feet would decrease drowning deaths. What man wouldn’t want a physique like the Ice Age guy? Unless he’s Bruce Gender.

    On a related topic, why does the article mention humans with gills? No other marine mammals have gills. Whales and dolphins have blow holes, seals and their cousins have nostrils, sea otters – nostrils…. why wouldn’t humans just continue to breath oxygen normally like other marine mammals?

    This sounds like an exercise in science fiction, but it is fun to speculate on it.

    • Blah Blah

      It’s been proven that ducks have higher IQs than the average libtard.

      • Dutchman

        and even more retarded, why would all these mutations occur if we already have technology to offset the environmental conditions? Why have webbed feet if we would be living on boats? Why cat’s eyes when nigh vision equipment is already in common use – hell, even private automobiles can be equipped with such devices. The Ice Age changes also seem a bit daft when you consider that we currently have heated living quarters, etc.

        • Blah Blah


          Webbed feet might make them a superior swimmer, but they would just get run over by a speed boat anyway.

          • Dutchman

            they’ll develop webbed feet trying to swim the Gulf of Mexico once the wall goes up. 😉

  • victor v

    This is how Liberals think.

    • Blah Blah

      If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it’s a libtard!

  • Mystick

    That’s some Grade-A Premium BS right there. “Waterworld” cannot happen, people. Now go pee in a cup… not to drink it, but for the drug tests required for suggesting something like this.

  • Callawyn

    There are no actual affects from Hoaxes.

    I can’t imagine how stupid you’d have to be to believe this garbage.

  • NavyBlue1962

    HaHa-I’m waiting to wake up and discover I’m married to Ariel the mermaid.(I heard that Michelle already has webbed feet). And the dumbing down of the world continues unabated.

  • Joe Mcg

    Yet another brilliant climatologist. Scientist don’t lie, climatologists lie, climatologists are not scientists.

  • TeachWorldToSing

    The actual story is that Global Warming Alarmism is causing COB WEBBING IN THE BRAIN!

  • Liberum1776

    God help us with people like this running around the world.

  • Ruth Gauthier

    WTF. where is true science today.. It seams the political people tell the science people what to do, and the press people present it as real science.

  • LDTX

    This is the biggest farce ever presented by a political party…are dem’s just stupid or totally brainwashed?

  • Wild Bill

    Global Warming MUST be true….all that doctored data can’t be wrong!

  • Liberum1776

    The irony of these Global Warming religious fanatics is they follow a line of people who have predicted the doom of humankind for the last 40+ years. I can remember people in the 80’s laughing at survivalist who thought we were going to go nuclear (another irony was how the Libs all said Reagan would lead us to nuclear war…I do believe Carter almost destroyed out country). Those Libs laughed at the survivalists (Why, nobody would survive a nuclear war or the “nuclear winter” that would follow). Now, for the last 30 years I’ve been hearing these same MORONS run around and tell us the gloom and doom that is coming our way. If it isn’t a meteor coming to end our world (give us more money so we can stop it) then it is the stuff coming out of the car that is going to make the oceans rise 500 feet (I thought Obama ended that…)

    • Blah Blah
      • Liberum1776

        The world is coming to an end (That last “Time” cover is rather funny considering there are more polar bears in 2006 than in 1970…and even more now)

        • SerfCityHereWeCome

          Shhh…a booming and thriving population signals imminent extinction according to the eco-terrorists…just look at what happened to the Caribou when the Alaska Pipeline was built. They were even more wildly and laughably wrong about that than they are about their Warming cult.

  • ToDumb

    I think radiation from Japan will cure this theory .

  • John Whalen

    Oh I get it, the Daily Mail is the National Enquirer of the UK….

  • David in Texas

    It could also cause us to grow wings, and fly. I’m not holding my breath.

  • Stuck_in_Ca

    Good! That can only improve my breaststroke.

  • sunnyd55

    That’s nice. I will incorporate that with the purple unicorns I’m blowing out of my ass.

  • 1984isnow

    these people are clowns.What passes for Science today is the crao I used to read on the supermarket tabloids whilke waiting to check out.

  • TheWorldAtWar



  • Galut1

    next joke !

  • WW

    “Professing to be wise, they became fools.” (Romans 1:22)

  • A cha cha cha


  • TheWorldAtWar



  • kejjer

    Was this not the setup for “WaterWorld.”

  • aniptofar

    Well, if we are all having to tread water to survive, the people with the most effective swimming (webbed toes) would be the survivors but as it’s hard to eat and sleep while treading water, it’s likely the mortality rate would be 100% leaving no one to continue the species. I would actually think the fattest people would survive as they are better floaters.

    There is also a 100% probability that this “scientist” is an idiot who doesn’t understand the basics of evolution.

  • Tyler

    It’s a scam to get money, there is no global warming and none has been recorded anywhere. The only place global warming exists is on computer models. These scientists get huge grants to study global warming and this is the kind of thing they spend it on. Want the truth? follow the money!!

  • Joe McCarthy was right

    Liberals are so foolish.

  • derek

    No one ever discusses the good points of global warming. Like the longer growing seasons for food. More habitatal land.

    With more CO2 in the air, plants will grow faster. They take in CO2 and exhale Oxygen. With more water vapor in the air, (and CO2) the deserts will green. The Sahara desert used to be a Savannah several thousand years ago. Places that normally do not get water will get more water.

    They say Ocean levels will rise, I am not so sure. I think the water will be more spread out. Arizona used to be an inland sea. Who is to say this water will not go to different places and form lakes and sea’s. As water freezes, it expands, so all the North Pole melts the water level should drop.

    Yes, weather patterns will change. They are always changing anyways. Yes some bad things may happen but maybe a lot more good will come of it.

    • Blah Blah

      I’m a liberal.
      Trees are racists, they all must die!

      • derek

        Well then, cut them all down. Maybe the next generation will not be racist if they are taught right.

        Besides, young trees use more CO2 than older trees. And the price of wood will go down so we can build more houses for the homeless and furniture.

        • never ending fight for freedom

          i can understand houses for homeless, but why build houses for furniture?

          • derek

            No the furniture is to put into the house. It is a way to store the evil CO2. It is locked into the wood. The homeless will need someplace to hold their cans.

          • never ending fight for freedom

            thanks for clearing that up, i can sleep now.
            wait though, you mean everyone doesnt have webbed feet & gills, surly its not just me right?

          • derek

            I actually know someone who has webbed feet. I can see better in the dark. I always thought it was I was part vampire. But, you are the only one I heard of that had gills. Did you live near 3 mile Island in the 1980’s

          • never ending fight for freedom

            why yes, yes i did..

          • derek

            That may explain it. The nuclear radiation may have mutated you as you were growing up. But, that means maybe you can be in an X-men movie.

  • me1952

    LOLLLL. Just when you thought things couldn’t get worse. First we were warned we’d have to eat crappy bread in the year 2050 because of high CO2 levels,
    I plan to be dead or damned near dead at that time.
    Now we’re going to turn into ducks.

  • Anthony Wayne

    What a total load of horse sh1t. Were they actually serious writing this, or going for satire?

  • rockyiii

    Another example of, ‘This is your brain on Acid’.

  • Blah Blah

    Look people, don’t even bother discussing weather patterns anymore.
    This is about a takeover by the New World Order that wants to KILL YOU!
    Keep you eye on the target, otherwise you are all wasting time.
    The enemy is right here:

    The Club of Rome: The group That Admitted Manufacturing Global Warming Threat Still Pushes Same Hoax

    ( Yes, Al gore is a member of the Club of Rome. )

    • The Funkenstein ✓FUNK verified

      see? you are an idiot. Everyone agrees here, son

  • Weeping Man

    So at some particular point if it looks like a duck, it might not be a duck? This is great. I really needed a laugh tonight. Seriously, these people need to get real jobs.

  • freespeech

    The big question would be whether Democrats would ever grow brains? The current biggest part of a Democrat is his/her mouth.

  • Ozzone

    Wait, after reading this article I am starting to change into aflafl;fafoijdfk faflajkaf quack quack quack. Quack quack quack, quack quack quack quack!

  • SteveB

    Another load of fantastical crap coming to your kid’s “science” book soon.

  • Dave_in_StLouis

    Really? Is this the kind of research our tax money supports? I want a refund!!!

  • C. D. Carney

    No way. Genetic traits must be beneficial in order to be passed on and there’s no way a guy with no upper body mass, unable to make it through a bout of heavy breathing, and with webbed feet and a hole in the face with really bad British teeth will ever be able to get a successful date unless somehow he has the magic ability to rape and impregnate to get him past the Plan B pill.

  • midia

    Why couldn’t we simply grow fatter as a means to float the seas of Climate Change? Why webbed feet?


    Web feet and next they’ll take flight. Liberals better watch out for the droppings.

  • Jum1801

    Of course global warming could cause humans to evolve webbed feet. Didn’t you watch that science documentary, Waterworld?

  • Maddock631

    Be fair people. It could happen. I personally am hoping that because of global warming, air will become lighter
    which will enlarge women’s breasts, and It will increase gravity, so that my appendages will become
    longer. Anything is possible. But the most likely is that gullible governments will keep giving these crazies money to come up with theories like this.

  • Jim

    Global warming could help us feed the world better! What asses with all this other crap. Probably trying to sell copy.
    Turns out all that warming will increase growing regions, extend growing seasons and produce more rainfall by more evaporation. Those who want to curb warming are going to have a lot of dead people to be held accountable for.

  • scottincary

    The human brain must be de-evolving….

  • Jason

    I think these idiots have watch “Water World” once to often.

    • SerfCityHereWeCome

      They were apparently the only ones.

  • ryykk

    As a research scientist I consider this the worst of bad science and only an idiot could dream this up. You could make the same argument that we are going to grow wings so we can fly higher to cooler temperatures or that we will develop telekinesis to avoid using machinery that develops heat pollution. The best outcome is that the jouranlism “professionsals” develop the ability to critically question information they are writing about or develop an IQ, whichever is easier for them.

  • Farfel McNoodle

    democrates already have web feet,the next phase for them is soft serve dino obama.

  • Bpj

    Horse shit

  • SerfCityHereWeCome

    I’ll have what he’s smoking…

  • MikeB

    This has to be a joke. April 1st is only 2 1/2 mos away.

  • Cipher’s Solution

    Well, paleoanthropologist Matthew Skinner, you’re pretty much FOS. You might as well discuss the human animal as it pertains to the mechanics of blow holing when high.

  • jminsandiego

    How about if I develop webbed ears? Maybe I won’t hear so much nonsense!

  • frank pikul

    that’s what these idiots spend money studying? I don’t if that’s more embarrassing than reading the actual content.

  • and2therepublic

    What global warming? The satellite data hasn’t shown any significant warming in more than 18 years.

  • dave_ice

    0bama announcement tomorrow: For fear that the prisoners will get web feet and escape, we will be closing Guantamino prison on 4-1-2016. All prisoners will be moved to Washington D.C. to be used as Security guards, since they already have extensive firearms training. Many politicians are impressed, saying the guys are focused on job number one……

  • aunt_bea

    Dr. Matthew Skinner at the plate…
    Swing.. and a miss..
    Strike 3..
    You’re OUT
    We Win.. now go home… you bore us
    (P.S. whatcha smokin’?)

  • Lyman_Sweetwater

    Onward insanity…

  • Richard Roberts

    This article is just plain stupid. Cat eyes? why are cats known for seeing underwater? Webbed hands and feet? Where is this water world amount of water coming from? Even if EVERY ounce of ice melts you couldn’t get another 3 feet.

    Did the writer graduate high school?

  • j011254

    This is yet another desperate attempt to keep a failed meme going. Stop with the gloom & doom.

  • ubik

    This is so dumb, it isn’t even wrong.

  • flapjack

    You liberal whack jobs never cease to amaze me at your stupidity.

  • Mark_Trail

    uh-oh. The Global Weather Alliance is going to want to confiscate our flashlights and SCUBA gear now; “the studies are in.”

  • greytstuff44

    There is NO common sense residing in the brains of those who are routinely thought of as “academics”, or “scientist” these days. Because if there were, they would have sense enough to know that the vast majority of people hearing this are laughing their collective asses off after reading this fictional bit of non sense.

  • old409

    Global Warming has already dried up the brains of those believing in it.

  • dd121

    If this guy is making a joke it’s pretty lame. If he’s not, he doesn’t have a clue how evolution works.

  • jstan442

    what a bunch of idiots they are–if evolution and climate change were true than i would spout wings and fly—and remember algore said in 10 yrs parts of the usa would be under water etc–well we have about 14 days left to see if this is gonna happen–i will wait for the proof of his claims or for his apology to all

  • Joey B

    What ridiculous nonsense. Question……if the UN is so concerned about rising sea levels why are they spending billions in renovations on their headquarters which are 100 feet from the East River in Manhattan? You would think they would be looking for higher ground.

    • jminsandiego

      If tide tables reflected this nonsense, they’d be citing the tide tables. However sea levels are NOT rising.

      • Joey B

        The UN and the fake IPCC got caught up in the laughable “science” of that brain dead clown, James Hansen formerly of NASA (boy, did HE hurt their reputation) wherein he howled that much of Manhattan would now be under water.

  • T S

    Looks like this “scientist” just watched an old VHS tape of “Waterworld.” (They never put that stinker on DVD, did they?)

  • Screaming Orange

    From the article: “Experts predicts…”

    First of all, it’s “experts predict”. The verb is singular. Experts predict. An expert predicts. This is third grade English, yet it seems to be beyond the skills of today’s journalists. Anyways, any time you hear the phrase “experts predict” in a news story, whatever comes after the phrase is speculative nonsense designed not to inform, but to scare. The liberals use the phrase in global warming stories and the faux-conservatives use the phrase in stories about our Mid-East foreign policy. The problem is that 99% of the American public are idiots who just pick a side and run with it, so they’re successfully scared about something. And, of course, the goal for both “sides” (it’s really just one party with one agenda pretending to be two parties… any differences are either insignificant to the point of non-existence or merely theater) is to take as much of your freedom and your money as possible.

  • Richard

    Making predictions about what will happen due to a non-existent threat is even more ridiculous that global warming itself.

  • raven6

    For those of you who would like a short, simple to digest and totally attributed slide set on the who what where etc. of the beginning of G;obal Warming as political theater,

    If one is reaaly busy, slide #13 will give you knowledge including the currently ongoing of the destruction of Christianity. to replace it with GAIA, A Rockefeller/Gorbachof creation.
    Keep well, and good hunting

  • jminsandiego

    Cartoonist Virgil Partch (known as “VIP”) drew various body-modifications as a joke fifty years ago. He had people who had evolved filters in the nostrils to deal with smog. These guys missed the Humor Train by a half-century.

  • AMERICAN Kafir™✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    Does the “learned” professor also extrapolate that humans will at some point develop a tail, much like that of a beaver, or platypus? Many creatures that inhabit the seas of the world have a tail. For steerage. I’m assuming that a tail would be as integral to survival as those webbed feet and gills this guy prattles on about.

    What a joke.

  • snowman

    the writer has the brain of duck…although i think it might be cool to have webbed feet.

  • wizzid0

    These guys crack me up! Keep it coming fellows, I never laughed so hard.

    I’ll believe in Global Warming when I see the climatologists liquidating their assets and buying land in the Klondike!

  • snowman

    Webbed Feet helped this dude Jump the Shark

  • dale

    I have read hundred of these articles, this is one of the more silly. Let see, global warming is going to cause fewer female redheads, more kidney stones now we are going to turn into ducks. Maybe the writer had watched the movie water world and believed it was a science show about the future.

  • belief101

    Now I’ve heard everything.

  • Mohammed_Goldberg

    It seems somebody has been watching reruns of Water World with Kevin Costner, whose character had webbed feet….

  • rustygrizwald

    Climate change has already effected the brains of a lot of people.

    It is a sickness.

    • gildersleeve

      I have to disagree. It has evolved into a religion. Much like the flat earth society. However, Flat Earth has more validity.

  • caldude

    This is the kind of brain dead moron that passes for a scientist these days…..the earth’s temperatures are determined by sun cycles and this earth has been getting hotter and colder for millions of years….it’s been through many periods much warmer than now and many before mankind even existed and many since….humans have yet to develop webbed anything.

  • spikebu

    Yeah, and actual thought could cause you to develop a brain. No worries there.

  • Iben_Hadd