The UN climate summit in Katowice, Poland features a grand sideshow, with all sorts of groups making presentations to whoever shows up. Some countries and groups even have permanent pavilions.

A lot of these shows are put on by what might be termed “fellow travelers.” These are groups with no clear connection to what the UN calls “climate action,” but who can say they shouldn’t get some of the money ? Who can resist a slice of the trillion dollar climate finance pie?

Here are just a few examples, to give you the flavor of the wishes. These are the official announcements of the panel presentations.