If you believe the headlines, virtually all of the world’s ills could be solved by stopping the planet from its alleged warming.
A review of the past couple of years of headlines from The Drudge Report shows how “global warming” is being scapegoated at every opportunity.
It’s being blamed for a variety of weather problems, including colder weather:
- PAPER: ‘There’s growing evidence that global warming driving crazy winters’…
- ‘Global warming’ would cause major increase in lightning strikes…
- Scientist: ‘Warming’ will become so bad ‘It will be functionally impossible to be outside’…
- STUDY: Global warming could jeopardize future winter games…
Then, there’s the flesh-eating bacteria claim:
Health Official Warns: ‘Global Warming’ Making Flesh-Eating Bacteria More Common…
Apparently, even efforts to stock up on stock up on dairy products prior to a snow storm will be impacted by global warming:
Loaves of bread ‘will shrink due to global warming’…
Humans will mutate, become stupider, less faithful and financially responsible – and even their pets will suffer psychological harm – the headlines warn:
- ‘Global warming’ could cause humans to develop webbed feet…
- GORE: ‘Global warming’ making people dumber…
- Now ‘Global Warming’ to Blame For Infidelity!
- ‘Global warming’ blamed for surge in pet depression…
- S&P: ‘Global warming’ will harm sovereign credit worthiness…
Finally, this headline may be the most extravagant global warming claim:
FLASHBACK: Scientist Declared ‘Global Warming’ Caused Hitler…
So, while milder winters were once considered a blessing, they’re now vilified as a sign of the apocalypse.
Editor’s Add-On: Based on today’s headlines, we appear to be safe from the ravages of global warming – at least, for the time being:
