‘The dead rising from the grave!’ Global warming claims imitate scene from 1984 comedy ‘Ghostbusters’ – ‘A disaster of biblical proportions…real wrath of God type stuff’


By: - Climate DepotMarch 10, 2014 2:00 PM with 3 comments

Climate Depot Analysis

The man-made global warming campaign is borrowing a page from a 1984 Hollywood comedy blockbuster starring Dan Aykroyd, Harold Ramis and Bill Murray. But unlike the 1984 comedy about “three unemployed parapsychology professors set up shop as a unique ghost removal service”, the climate change industry is about very well funded employed professors who set up shop as unique sages about how to save the planet from the alleged scourge of man-made climate change.

In many aspects, the climate change claims ape ‘Ghostbuters’ most famous scene where the main characters warn the mayor about the alleged supernatural apocalypse about to arrive. Climate Depot has performed an exclusive analysis to reveal the amazing similarities that climate claims have with Hollywood fiction.

Climate Depot analysis: Global warming apes ‘Ghostbusters’: 

1) 1984 Hollywood Comedy ‘Ghostbusters’ claim: ‘The dead rising from the grave!’

2014: Global warming claim: ‘Siberian corpses could ooze contagious virus if graves thaw out, scientists claim’

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2) 1984 Hollywood Comedy ‘Ghostbusters’ claim: ‘This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.’

Current Global Warming ClaimAl Gore on the Weather: ‘Every night on the news now, practically, is like a nature hike through the book of Revelations’ 

Current Global Warming Claim: ‘Faith-Based Climate Astrology’: ‘Events which used to be called ‘acts of God’ or Mother Nature, are now being blamed on mankind’s emissions of a trace essential gas (CO2) in the atmosphere that we exhale from our mouths’

Current Global Warming Claim: End Times: Peace Prof. Michael Klare in Salon Mag. ‘If earth continues heating at its exponential rate, our post-apocalyptic fantasies could become everyday realities’ — ‘We envision rising temperatures, prolonged droughts, freakish storms, hellish wildfires, and rising sea levels…food riots, mass starvation, state collapse, mass migrations, and conflicts of every sort, up to and including full-scale war, could prove even more disruptive and deadly…persistent drought and hunger will force millions of people to abandon their traditional lands and flee to the squalor of shantytowns’

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3) ‘Ghostbusters’ claim: ‘What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff.’

Current Global Warming ClaimRepent Ye Sinners to Stop Bad Weather! Wash Post features theologian Susan Brooks Thistlethwaite urging us to ‘repent’ for our ‘sin’ of causing Typhoon Haiyan due to the ‘moral evil of climate change denial’ – ‘Suffering and the sin of climate change denial’

Current Global Warming ClaimWRATH OF GOD ON CLIMATE SKEPTICS: NYT Warmist Paul Krugman to those whose ‘deny’ global warming: ‘May you be punished in the afterlife for doing so’ — Calls ‘denial’ an ‘almost inconceivable sin’

Current Global Warming ClaimHuffington Post: Earthquake/Hurricane Caused By The Wrath Of The CO2 God: ‘God is very disappointed with humanity for leaving the gas on in our home planet. it’s dangerous, wasteful, and wrong’

UK Prof. Philip Stott: ‘From the Babylon of Gilgamesh to the post-Eden of Noah, every age has viewed climate change cataclysmically, as retribution for human greed and sinfulness’

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4) 1984 Hollywood Comedy ‘Ghostbusters’ claim: ‘Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!’

Current Global Warming ClaimFormer NASA lead global warming scientist James Hansen: ‘The Oceans will begin to boil…’ 

Current Global Warming Claim‘Climate change could lead to Earth’s oceans boiling away’

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5) ‘Ghostbusters’ claim: ‘Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes…’

Current Global Warming ClaimUN IPCC AR5 co-ordinating lead author Prof. Oliver C Ruppel blames global warming for earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, and tsunamis – Ruppel: ‘There is wide scientific consensus that the increased number and intensity of climate change induced natural disasters, such as earthquakes, volcano eruptions, tsunamis and hurricanes, is of alarming concern’ 

Current Global Warming ClaimUK Government adviser Bill McGuire says global warming is causing earthquakes and landslides – ‘Global warming is causing earthquakes and giant landslides, and could bring about an age of ‘geological havoc’ including ‘volcano storms’ and tsunamis’

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6) ‘Ghostbusters’ claim: ‘Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!’

Catholic Cardinal George Pell: ‘In the past, pagans sacrificed animals and even humans in vain attempts to placate capricious and cruel gods. Today they demand a reduction in Co2 emissions’

Physicist Dr. Woll Happer Compares Global Warming Craze to Aztec Human Sacrifices: 

Current Global Warming ClaimWhat Climate Scientists Can Learn From The Aztecs: ‘Like the Aztecs, many scientists believe that sacrificial offerings are necessary to stabilize climate’

Current Global Warming Claim‘At last, consensus: The Aztecs, the Mayans, and Time Magazine all agree that humans must make sacrifices to avoid droughts’

Current Global Warming ClaimDoes Sacrifice Appease The Sun? ‘This is an age old idea used by Aztecs. It was well known at the time that global warming was ubiquitous and caused by a lack of human blood being spilled’ — Today, ‘politicians now take a more subtle approach to human sacrifice. By raising energy prices, they can freeze people to death silently in their homes, which has the same effect of appeasing the CO2 gods’

Current Global Warming Claim‘The studies report that ‘global warming’ prompts cats to breed like, well, rabbits’

The Animal shelter Pets Across America has warned that “shorter winters and warmer weather overall might have triggered a year-round breeding cycle” of cats.

 

‘Kitten boom litters shelters’: ‘It’s raining cats and climate change is to blame…Milder weather in cold seasons means cats are outdoors more, doing what comes naturally, say animal workers on the frontlines.’

Current Global Warming Claim: Save the planet. Sleep with your dog! Aussie Gov’t website urges Australians to save the planet from the carbon curse by sleeping with our dogs

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End Times: Peace Prof. Michael Klare in Salon Mag. ‘If earth continues heating at its exponential rate, our post-apocalyptic fantasies could become everyday realities’ [email protected] — ‘We envision rising temperatures, prolonged droughts, freakish storms, hellish wildfires, and rising sea levels…food riots, mass starvation, state collapse, mass migrations, and conflicts of every sort, up to and including full-scale war, could prove even more disruptive and deadly…persistent drought and hunger will force millions of people to abandon their traditional lands and flee to the squalor of shantytowns’

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Flashback: UK Prof. Philip Stott: ‘From the Babylon of Gilgamesh to the post-Eden of Noah, every age has viewed climate change cataclysmically, as retribution for human greed and sinfulness’ – Stott: ‘Extreme weather events are ever present, and there is no evidence of systematic increases…Global warming represents the latest doom-laden ‘crisis,’ one demanding sacrifice to Gaia for our wicked fossil-fuel-driven ways. But neither history nor science bolsters such an apocalyptic faith’

The Religion of Global Warming: ‘All the trappings of religion are here: Original sin: Mankind is responsible for the prophesied disasters. The need for atonement and repentance’ – ‘The global warming clergy is preaching apocalyptic disaster…We must impose a carbon tax or cap-and-trade system, which will raise the cost of everything and stunt economic growth. Rituals: We must observe Earth Day, and we must recycle. Indulgences: Private jet-fliers like Al Gore and sitcom heiress Laurie David can buy carbon offsets to compensate for their carbon-emitting sins. Prophecy and faith in things unseen’

BURN IN HELL: NYT Warmist Paul Krugman to those whose ‘deny’ global warming: ‘May you be punished in the afterlife for doing so’ — Calls ‘denial’ an ‘almost inconceivable sin’

BURN IN HELL: NYT Warmist Paul Krugman to those whose ‘deny’ global warming: ‘May you be punished in the afterlife for doing so’ — Calls ‘denial’ an ‘almost inconceivable sin’ – Krugman invokes God’s wrath on skeptics: ‘You can deny global warming (and may you be punished in the afterlife for doing so — this kind of denial for petty personal or political reasons is an almost inconceivable sin).’

 

Al Gore on the Weather: ‘Every night on the news now, practically, is like a nature hike through the book of Revelations’ — Gore: ‘People around the world are suffering from the consequences of the droughts, and the heatwaves, and the extreme flooding events, and the unprecedented winds storms, and the fires”

Flashback: Greens Give Gore 2 Thumbs Down: Gore’s climate ‘reality’ show faces strongly negative reviews from his fellow climate activists

Media Morphs into Rev. Jimmy Swaggart: More from Newsweek WashingtonPost.com: ‘In the dying days of climate hoax, aren’t the alarmists using words ‘sin’ and ‘biblical’ even more often?’ – Our lifestyle ‘sins’ are creating deadly bad weather?

2006: Catholic Cardinal George Pell: ‘In the past, pagans sacrificed animals and even humans in vain attempts to placate capricious and cruel gods. Today they demand a reduction in Co2 emissions’

Climate Depot Flashback: ‘Faith-Based Climate Astrology’: ‘Events which used to be called ‘acts of God’ or Mother Nature, are now being blamed on mankind’s emissions of a trace essential gas (CO2) in the atmosphere that we exhale from our mouths’

What Climate Scientists Can Learn From The Aztecs: ‘Like the Aztecs, many scientists believe that sacrificial offerings are necessary to stabilize climate. But there are some key differences’ — 1. ‘Aztecs correctly believed that the climate was controlled by the moods of the Sun. Modern climate scientists have not progressed that far yet. 2. Aztec priests believed that only a small percentage of the population needed to be sacrificed, whereas the modern priests believe that everyone (except for themselves) needs to sacrifice’

‘At last, consensus: The Aztecs, the Mayans, and Time Magazine all agree that humans must make sacrifices to avoid droughts’

Cancun Climate Engineering Circa 1500: ‘This isn’t first time that climate negotiations have been held in Cancun’ — ‘Sacrifice is needed!’

Does Sacrifice Appease The Sun? ‘This is an age old idea used by Aztecs. It was well known at the time that global warming was ubiquitous and caused by a lack of human blood being spilled’ — Today, ‘politicians now take a more subtle approach to human sacrifice. By raising energy prices, they can freeze people to death silently in their homes, which has the same effect of appeasing the CO2 gods’


  • EWorrall

    There’s a hilarious dissonance between how climate scientists are behaving, and how they want to be perceived.

    How they are behaving:-

    How they hope we see them:-

  • vinnie

    OK, but we haven’t reached “cats living with dogs” yet, right? I mean, I don’t want to spend all day hiding under the bed if the sky isn’t really falling yet.

  • Novarina

    Regarding the small pox article: Climate Depot has grossly misrepresented the content of the original article. The scientists are examining a real risk of releasing otherwise trapped pathogens from thawing permafrost. Permafrost does thaw as a result of entirely natural regional or global warming.

    That they have given it the typical AGW spin is unfortunate but does not change the fact that some pathogens are preserved by freezing temperatures and are still viable when thawed. Venerable specimens, as from an old archeological site, frequently are non-viable. Since small pox was eradicated only a few decades ago, it is not unreasonable for them to be considering whether recently buried and frozen specimens could contain viable virus particles.

    You have developed a knee-jerk reaction, judging anything with the taint of AGW as invalid regardless of it’s actual substance. Is this not what you find so infuriating about AGW proponents who dismiss the substance of your arguments simply because it opposes their theory?

    If you are to prevail in this battle, and I hope you do, you need to stick to the facts, which are on your side. You are now treading into the area of claiming that climate change has no risks, and by climate change I mean it literally, as in climate has always changed and will continue to do so, not as a euphemism for AGW. If you start denying that climate change has dangers, history will not bear you out and you will have lost your claim on facts, evidence, and impartial reason.