Watch: New Greta On The Shelf Doll Will Track Your Climate Sins
https://babylonbee.com/news/fun-new-greta-on-the-shelf-will-track-your-climate-sins U.S.—A fun new “Greta on the Shelf” doll will watch you every day and fly back to the UN each night to report your climate sins to the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change. The doll is equipped with eye sensors programmed to detect activities that are harmful to the environment. “Greta sees you when […]