The Church of Global Warming: ‘Lest thou convert all the nations to believe in the carbon religion -a great flood, fire and pestilence shall come across the lands’
'Thou shall repent of your carbon sins, and believe in the one true climate model(s.) Thou shall pay your carbon tithes to the great Pharisees of the IPCC.
Lest thou convert all the nations to believe in the carbon religion -a great flood, fire and pestilence shall come across the lands (starting with poor women and children in Asia, of course.)
Special blessings shall come to those who don’t bathe, and particularly those who self-snip.
But great woe shall come unto the unbelievers, who shall be punished according to Goreian law'
http://stevengoddard.wordpress.com/2014/04/09/understanding-global-warming-theory-2/