MTV reality star ‘Snooki’ sounds about as coherent as Al Gore: ‘Every time I go down the seaside, I’m sweating in places I’ve never sweated before’
Jersey Shore's Snooki: 'Obviously, the sun's coming closer to Earth, and we're all just sweating our balls off. So if we don't take care of this problem and, you know, make an ozone layer somewhere, the aliens are going to attack Earth and kill us all'
